the 420 smoke out he was goin to have in his basement it was now 5 and he was sadly disapointed and then out of nowhere....
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the 420 smoke out he was goin to have in his basement it was now 5 and he was sadly disapointed and then out of nowhere....
his transexual, cross dressing, alien hybrid goat, Ralph, came running through the living room with a bag of sticky bud in his mouth. Jim got up and
a giant time machine dropped down from the sky allowing him to have the 420 smoke out and so much more then...
said "HOLY SHIT MANG THAT DOG HAS SOME BIG NUTZ!" not knowing it was just normal alien nutz actually concidering the specific alien his nutz were smaller than normal alien nutz. Too stoned to kno it was really an alien and not a dog the alien put....
some GHB into Jim's beer so he would pass out allowing the alien to take advantage of Jim. But the dog drank the beer then
the aliens profited of the dog's situation to rape him.
and along came the rocky horrer picture bitch dress wearing fagget mother fucking tim curry said let there be
LIght,, and there was light,, and he looked at everything he had created in 7 days and said..
wow this looks like shit maybe ill add some bud to this planet and it will be better so he did and it looked alot better but then something happend
All the people of the planet were treating weed badly..putting laws up against it and stuff..jim said to himself...
the future is uncertain,the end is always near
" but medical marijuana is hear" said jim! while talking to his...
mind that portholes into a new dimention of the
dog
35th Parralell universe a planet called SmokeyourownBongyabastard...
they could see there were feilds and feilds of Mutant Mullies That smoked Humans for a Buzz..
You could Hear Human Screams comming from deep in the Thick Budded Forest..
when all of a sudden.....
a giant bud approached and wipped out his bong and said pack it you
Earth Scum.
Drop your Left testie In the Bowl so we can smoke it....
and toke it and we wont dread it cuz we need it to
powera a a sdmmdoef fmvomh regmog fgo,ogegm
(roughly translated to: get highh)
so jim proceded to climb into the gargantuan bowl peice and he was burned to ashes by the jiant buds
finally a big giant called jimmy came out of nowhere an finished the huge bowl, wich Jim was actually in it. So...
Jim was like "i feel like im in honey i blew up the baby" and jumped out onto....
the giant pulled the ashes through and coughed so hard, martha stewart was hocked up like a loogy and flung into a maximum security prison