1st time I've ever been called a bible crazy.lolQuote:
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1st time I've ever been called a bible crazy.lolQuote:
Originally Posted by monny10
wow this thread is gonna be insane... (im a catholic but havent gone to church since 02)
herse my Q...
Do you believe God controls karma??? and please dont answer by saying there is no such thing, cause i think it should be a well known fact...
Also, in the bible there are stories(that i believe are more of an example than true) that say how God whipes out cities when everyone is commiting sin and doing wrong...
I remember one story called (soddom and gumora) correct me if im wrong with the spelling but my point is why dosent GOD whipe out all of the US???
Why have an earthquake in Haiti where shit is already bad???
dude your such a homo. You would really fuck yourself wouldn't you? Atheist bastard!Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueBlazer
All of you atheists claim you know the Bible and you have read it 50 times! LOL. Than why do you come on these boards and not only create blasphemy, but actually make these assumptions and claims that are NOT EVEN CLOSE to being true at all! You read a scripture and TOTALLY miscomprehend what it's REALLY saying. It's sad really because half of you atheists on here were ONCE good people and probably knew GOD, but this crazy world has turned you around JUST LIKE it states WILL happen in the BIBLE.
If you once knew GOD and now are going around and trying to convince others that he's not real,, thats Blasphemy... and can't be forgiven.
Still representing that Christ-like attitude toward your fellow man huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by chris62008
Troll.
Here's MY question:
Why are you telling us about your retarded rebirth into a destructive organization?
Yeah, the same organization that caused a huge scientific reform- probably setting us back about 100 years scientifically- all because they were scared science would prove god's inexistence.
The same organization that in the 1700's banned certain music, even certain CHORDS, from songs simply because they were deemed unholy.
The same organization that took numerous books OUT of the bible so it would be more socially acceptable... have you ever read the book of thomas? Well I can tell you he really doesn't like women.
Christianity is just as corrupt as any other organization, and is just as willing to lie to your face about it. So WHY do you think we give a damn about what your stupid book has to say??
The book of Judas is interesting too. I've read every version of the Christian bible I could get my hands on, including the mormon bible. Its all nonsense. And I love the way they all believe in same God but they all hate each others guts.lol
I don't care what any of you say. All you have to do is read it!
The BIBLE is by faarrr the most historicly accurate of all the holy books and STILL cannot be proved wrong today. Godness, just give up lol
you can't beat me.. so just join me :jointsmile:
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The BIBLE is by faarrr the most historicly accurate of all the holy books and STILL cannot be proved wrong today. QUOTE]
Uhh....except it's NOT, and it HAS been proven wrong on several differerent counts..... This is too funny! Now you're just making things up, haha. How appropriate :D
Seriously though, if that's what you choose to believe, more power to you. I mean that sincerely:hippy:
Bullshit!.... what about the koran?.... there's only ever been one version....ever...Quote:
Originally Posted by chris62008
I was brought up as a Catholic but since getting the sence to realize that most organized religon's are just business's i left the church.I still consider myself a follower of Christ,i just cant see how confessing my sins to a priest will get me into heven.is he closer to god or does he just have a direct line to him that i dont?I taught God was all around us and within us.And how can a 600 years old year old man and his wife, sons and daughter-in-laws (Genesis 6:18) build an arc big enough to hold two of every animal and enough food to feed them all for 150 days?and if adam and eve only had 2 sons where did the rest of us come from,i mean did they fuck their mother?:jointsmile:
Yeah the inconsistencies always bothered me too. A man lives inside a big fish for 3 days.lol
A talking burning bush.
Walking on water
Spreading the Red Sea
The list just goes on and on.
If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?
I thought this site is for marijuana. To each his own. If u believe in "god" then fanfuckingtastic. Lets get back to something that really exists like: marijuana.Quote:
Originally Posted by chris62008
well, this is the spiritual life forum. so thats what is being discussed. There's not really any reason to argue though, people are far too influential and if they need to believe in something they will. Even if it's as ridiculous as all that bullshit in the bible.
I say if God wants everyone to follow him, why doesn't he just do something crazy and impossible like he seemed to on a daily basis 2000 year ago? That would be a perfect solution to get all us athiests praying. Too bad it will never happen, since all of those stories are a big joke...
Besides, all church really is is a bunch of child molesters telling stories.
What I mean by historiclly accurate is that we can prove events in the BIBLE that happened, ACTUALLY happened and are not just made up..
The only things in the bible that are historically accurate are the things that the bible stole from other religions. First off, there are many, many things in the babble, errr.... I mean bible, that are proven WRONG. Age of the earth, length of time humans have been on earth, that the sun and other planets revolving around the earth, etc, etc, etc. It goes on forever. Besides, a few tidbits of fact laced throughout a book doesn't make the whole thing true, and is by no means unique. The Harry Potter books talk about a subway in London. So since we can prove that there actually IS a subway system in Lonon, does that mean that everything written in the books are true? Hell no, it doesn't mean anything! But that's essentially exactly what you're saying about the bible.
Besides, every other religious text has SOME historical truth in it as well. So by your logic, they are also proven historical documents and should be believed in whole-heartedly.
you are exploring into some deeper mysteries of god so pay close attention and try not to get lost...Quote:
Originally Posted by smileyface
if god did not create some crazy and impossible to understand aspects to existence then it would be way too obvious that a creator really was behind it all. if that were the case then it wouldn't take a lot of faith (aka believing things that sound totally retarded to even the simplest of logical minds)...
that is why god threw some twists in like planting seemingly millions of year old fossils into an earth that is only 6,000 or so years old.. to purposefully stump anyone trying to understand the world objectively through observation. see, god loves faith. he feeds on this blind obedience and it brings him joy and that is the ultimate point of existence... to make god feel happy. the blinder and more outrageous the faith, the more it gets god off. that is afterall why he created us. personal pleasure. is that selfish or sinful? no! of course not... his universe, his rules. PERIOD.
NEXT!!!!
of course god controls karma... if you don't do what he says he will pound you into dust. if you do what he says he will think about not pounding you into dust, but he will never let you forget that he has the right to pound you any time he wants because you were born messed up (aka original sin)! that sounds so negative so i prefer to look at it like this.. "think of how gracious god is that he even allows some of us to be saved... he didn't have to... he is soooooooooooooooooo good!"Quote:
Originally Posted by superskunk1
well god stopped giving such huge spectacular signs of his existence long ago for a simple reason. too many people where starting to believe! he still had this great creative idea of a giant end of days battle between light and dark that still hadn't been carried out. if everyone got saved then there would be no battle and existence would end so anti-climatically. that is why he doesn't wipe out whole nations anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by superskunk1
haiti was different. pat robertson made a pact with satan that he would give his soul in return for satan destroying haiti to increase his network ratings and so he could embezzle money one last time through false relief efforts. god had no hand in it. he was as shocked as any of us when he heard it on Fox news.
you know what time it izzzz.... NEXT
god hadn't proclaimed incest wrong at that time. he was cool with family intercourse for the first couple thousand years of the universe. i know it may seems shocking but it is true. we have to take the bible 100% literal no matter what! biblically speaking slavery is absolutely alright too... the US banned it based on false ideas implanted by the liberal (aka communist) community. maintain your purity of essence.. read the BIBLE!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by HappyDayzEire
next next next
L O to the motha fuckin L!!! You rock hazetwostep!:rastasmoke:
You only answered 1 of my question's,what about the question about Noah or priest's being closer to God?An i just read your post reguarding being born with original sin so,you think a newborn that dies a few hour's after being born or a child that dies during birth will spend an eternaty in hell?(You sick fuck :S4: if anyone's going to hell it's you).And i can see you never studied even basic geneitics,otherwise you would know that the genes from a man,a woman and their 2 son's could'ent last more than 4 generation's(max).Before they would die out due to the size of the genepool.Beside's birth defect's and abnomalite's,after the first genaration female's would be 50% less likely to be able to carry a child,after the 2nd,75% less likely,after the 3rd 97.5% less likely and for the 4th generation female's would never be able to have childen. Even if god gave them magic genes how do you explain black,white,yellow, red,tan or olive skined people,eyes that are blue,green,brown or grey,how do you explain all the different hair types dark,bright,curly,straight i mean come on i belive in God but you take the cake,the bible was written over 400 yrs after the death of Christ.God did'ent wisper in someones ear what to write in the Bible,you do know that,dont you?
Holy Cow Hazetwostep. I should know better than to read your posts while I'm drinking coffee at the same time. LMFAO!
Also, it seems some folks have a lot of trouble with recognizing sarcasm, which is pretty funny too. But for a different reason.
All in all, I rate this thread THE GREATEST THREAD EVER TOLD. :thumbsup:
So does that mean we should all take Leviticus seriously?Quote:
Originally Posted by hazetwostep
So did god say 400 years after my son has died please write this book called the bible? You can edit it and take out parts if you need to but make everyone follow it literally. Nostradamus I can see thinking ahead like that but people didn't take things he wrote literal either.
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Originally Posted by chris62008
But they are reasonable events, just as all the events at Church on the Rock. Man, isn't that weird how there is an ACTUAL PLACE in the Muslim/Jewish religions, yet the Christians/Catholics/Capitalists say no, believe/pay us and everything will be good, we have a burned finger bone of a saint. They didn't have DNA technologies back then, so people either believed it or didn't. If they believed, they gave money, if they didn't believe, they got killed, its a fair decision?
I hate people, its human instinct to see what you can get out of something, and throughout time, people have done nothing but prove it.
-C
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Originally Posted by frostedwonder
Awesome..........:thumbsup:
-C
Religion has always been about control of the masses. They have no facts to backup these religous concepts but they don't need it because they have "faith" Which is just another word for sucker.
If there is an all loving and forgiving God, then I'll be forgiven for using the brain given to me and not believing in that which created me.
Sort of a paradox hu? If he is all forgiving, then why must we believe? He'll forgive us for not believing.
Faith is not logical. Faith laughs at logic! HA HA HAQuote:
Originally Posted by RoundEye
Search for the word logic in the bible sometime . . . eye opening isn't it?
1 Corinthians 27: But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise . . .
There you go.
HappyDayzEire... i'm going to pray for you. you obviously have spiritual blinders on!
Where have you been Haze?
Here's my question.
If my hand causes me to sin, I cut if off. Fine. But what about if the other hand starts causing me to sin?!? How can I cut it off with a stump?!?
Thanks in advance. :D
Well I'm talking to a burning bush now and here's what the Bush is telling me.
This is for hazetwostep.
Exclusivity.....
Abraham said his God says.
There will be no other gods before me.
And the rest of the nown world vanish in a puff of faith.
This all started form a MAN. And A man you don't even acknowledge.
We would think this man would stand by the hand of GOD just like the MAN called JESUS.
The BUSH tells me that if I can find 10 men who all agree that the words writen by men all mean the same to each of them. Then I will walk through the eye of a needle and sit by the side of the BUSH.
It's Ok hazetwostep God loves you and she says she can not wait for your arrival.
As for me I will stay with the Burning Bush. I know crazy talk. But I seem to remember someone else talking crazy. Oh yea his name was
ABRAHAM.
i'll answer it, it's called free will. the fact is he does'nt want to hurt people.people hurt themselfs, thats about as weak as saying we need to ban guns because they hurt people.no people hurt themselfs. also he does not control what happens on earth if you would read the bible you would know this.it's the devils domain atm god wants to see who is really for him and who is against him.the only way to truely find this out is by free will.Quote:
Originally Posted by ForgetClassC
look at people look at when 2 people are together you want the spouse to have 100% faith in you as much as they should want from you.you can never know this unless you give them free will to do as you/they please.otherwise how do you really know if they are really for you and only you?if you set them free to do as they want and they come back to you and say no thats not for me you are then thats the only way you really know how much they are for you.
if people are taught the right things in life and they still choose to go out and do hard core drugs and rob and steal to get them that is called a weak mind it's there fault no one elses. now if jesus came down everytime to fix everything then people would whine about him being to controlling in there lifes.guess he can't win either way....
well this had to happen for awhile only to populate the world then after there was no need for it. people in the middle east still believe this way they trade family members to other related tribes and so on.Quote:
Originally Posted by hazetwostep
no the priest is no closer to god than you are.thats how man made religion is they twist shit around.noah and moses and so on were only people picked by god to do certain tasks.back then they were setup as leaders as a direct line to god.they had to be pure.when jesus came all that was done away with as jesus became the filter for you to talk to god.also instead of having a temple to make things pure you are now your own temple with a direct line to god through jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by HappyDayzEire
ps maybe they were all babies?
well to i myself have an open mind and think anything is possible. the way you talk here reminds me of people back in the 1800's/early 1900's who would have thought that there would be a device that you could talk to someone else wirelessly.they would have been acting/thinking the same way you are now. t.v,cars that go 200+mph,going to the moon,atom bomb,electric,playing games with people and talking to them over xbox/ps3.see the "logic" here?Quote:
Originally Posted by killerweed420
walking on water and so on you talk about as if thats just so crazy then i guess a place like coral castle would blow your mind then?
there is alot more than meets the eye outside of your lil world.
first you build a guillotine then just hold the rope with your teeth.....Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueBlazer
guess you need glasses or maybe read abit more.your taking it out of context,that is the 120,000 saints that will follow jesus to sing his praise.nothing more.read on...Quote:
Originally Posted by killerweed420
well i stay home around 90% of the time and here all along i thought i was just protecting my crop.....Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueBlazer
roflmao thats great...Quote:
Originally Posted by DreadedHermie
OK . . . it's just kind of hard to see after I plucked out my offending eye . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by palerider7777