Some people are sick on Ebay maybe me ?

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Originally Posted by DrGonzo

is there any market for mens underwear?

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Hey, Doc, I know you were being silly but the answer is, yes, men's underwear is marketable. There are even men on there who sell their stinky socks. :eek:
Why are you wearing such tight undies?!! :p

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

Still? I sent it yesterday from Netzero (not Yahoo)...it says "From MJM" in the subject line...:confused: I'll send another one later if you didn't get it, let me know. :)

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nope nothing babe try this email [email protected] :)

LOL fuckn sick

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Originally Posted by dizzy spells

& yes ,ladys.i have a old pair of boxer shorts with ,the crutch like a digestive biscuit for sale if any1 interested.
there i go look. im off on 1 again.

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im goin there 4 sure.Like vibrators and stuff do they buy ? Ive got heaps lol i might cash in if i can send from here

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

Yeah, check it out...it's not just for worn panties, it's for auctioning off all types of "sexual materials". Look through the site, all your questions can be answered in the Help section on the home page.

There are also forums and a chat room...to help get to know the other ppl. Most men will not bid on your auctions unless they know a little bit about you first. And, you should be willing to post semi-nude (or nude)pics, as well, cuz they won't bid on something that they cannot see you wearing.

It's worldwide, as far as I know. :)

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how about a load sock? i got tones of those.....LOL....im gonna go cry now...

thats sick a load sock ??????
U MEAN A LOAD OF MAN JUICE ?
LMAO FUNNY

:D :p

hey cut me some slack...i dont have a gf!

lmao @ load sock

thats just eeeeew...and yet it brings back memories

hey Kronick can i buy your load sock ?
Ill give u 5 bucks

ROFLMFAO! ur shitting me?

If you guys think a knicker sniffer is bad then you live in a bubble, lol.

Read The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices by Brenda Love.

Chrematistophilia - Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed.
Thalpotentiginy - Arousal caused by heat or warm weather.
Hyphephilia - Arousal from touching fabrics.
Jactitation - Refers to those who become aroused from bragging about their own sexual exploits.

And thats the reasonably "nice" ones.

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Originally Posted by psychocat

Jactitation - Refers to those who become aroused from bragging about their own sexual exploits.

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LOL!...wow...one of the funniest things ive heard all year! full of yourself to the EXTREME!

lol sorry i was drunk last night when i said that lol.Im sure i would have given u 5 bucks though for your load sock.It could come in handy for me when the boyfriend shits me i could threaten him with the load sock lol.

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Originally Posted by psychocat

Thalpotentiginy - Arousal caused by heat or warm weather.

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I think I have this one...seriously.

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Originally Posted by jacquelyne

lol sorry i was drunk last night when i said that lol.Im sure i would have given u 5 bucks though for your load sock.It could come in handy for me when the boyfriend shits me i could threaten him with the load sock lol.

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lol...its a shame...im gonna have to level with ya...i dont even have a load sock...i tend to wear my socks on my feet and not blow my manly juices in them. just so u kno, if i had a load sock, i woulda sold it if u woulda bought it...lol

lol
i can believe those things about getting aroused because i really do get horny when i see sexy boots.Only certain ones.Thats true.

Speaking of weird things to be aroused by:

How about http://pub13.bravenet.com/forum/1042806729 ? Or, The Official Female Fart Forum, as you may better know it. ^.^ Thanks somethingawful for showing me that site. I've really learned alot about how pathetic my fellow man is. -laughs-

" I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat for at least 5 minutes straight...
It smelled like pure girl farts... a strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day."

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

" I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat for at least 5 minutes straight...
It smelled like pure girl farts... a strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day."

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WTF?!?!?!?! you've got to be shitting me? someone really did that and then wrote about it after? "I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling this HOT girls candy farts."....thats hot...*coughthatguyisfuckedupcough*

thats sick lol

Flatuphilia ,Eproctolagniac and Eproctophilia - Arousal from flatulence
Meatotomy - Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra , using increasingly larger objects to further open the urethra . Some men enlarge the urethra to such an extent that they are able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.

Meatotomy... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH....



























AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Meatonomy
Sounds similar to giving birth
And FARTS i hate farts specially hate dutch ovens or when your in bed and you turn around to give your partner a cuddle from behind and then they drop an egg fart and AH YUCK

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Originally Posted by psychocat

Meatotomy - Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra , using increasingly larger objects to further open the urethra . Some men enlarge the urethra to such an extent that they are able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.

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Fuck dude. That hurt me just reading that.

Podophilia - Arousal from feet.
Ochlophilia - Arousal from being in a crowd.
And an interesting one for all tokers is
Capnolagnia - Arousal from watching others smoke.
And last but by no means least
Autopederasty - Person aroused by inserting their own penis in their anus.
What a weird world we live in.

Sounds like a fun game!

AHHHH DAMN i tryed signing up for ebanned and i dont have a credit card! I wonder how much a pic of my dick peircing would sell for on there? but i wont know cuz of the credit card issue. man i really wanted to see you naked to. sorry i just really like naked women lol. Well Peace.

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Originally Posted by Ganjamon420

AHHHH DAMN i tryed signing up for ebanned and i dont have a credit card! I wonder how much a pic of my dick peircing would sell for on there? but i wont know cuz of the credit card issue. man i really wanted to see you naked to. sorry i just really like naked women lol. Well Peace.

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Bart and Marie (the administrators of Ebanned) are fucking awesome ppl. They even throw a huge kick ass party for all of us sickos at their house once a year. I couldn't go this year, but next year I am THERE with tassles on my ta-tas! Anyway, if you sent them an email and explained your situation they may let you pay by money order or something. I can't say for sure, since I am not Bart or Marie, but maybe they'd let you do it that way if you apply for a card and could pay them by MO until you get approved for a card.

Or you could sign up for an Ecount...they have the details for that on their site. It never hurts to ask them, I'm not sure if they'd agree to that, but they are pretty cool maybe they would.

im gonna sell my shit on ebay lol so much stupid ppl buying stupid things

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

I am THERE with tassles on my ta-tas!

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:eek: :D boobies rule

Are we really sickos or just open with our sexuality? maybe i could contact them and ask a few questions. i really really hate credit cards. I agree with Kronick....TITTIES ROCK HARDCORE! Peace

p.s. i am more of an ass man lol

lol
they have blowup dolls on ebay last time i looked, not normal blow up dolls... fat people blowup dolls!

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Originally Posted by OzzyOz

lol
they have blowup dolls on ebay last time i looked, not normal blow up dolls... fat people blowup dolls!

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Big dolls need love too :p

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Originally Posted by Ganjamon420

i really really hate credit cards.

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i have the same problem. they should let ppl use paypal.

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Originally Posted by kronick

i have the same problem. they should let ppl use paypal.

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I know, it sucks! :mad:

They used to accept PayPal but PayPal changed it's poilicies and no longer lets it's accounts be used for "adult/mature purposes". :rolleyes: PayPal will cancel/suspend your account if they find out you're using it for such things and they can legally fine you $500 for misuse of your account. Not a chance I am willing to take as PayPal has spies all over sites like Ebanned.

those rat bastards! oh well, i need to get a credit card for xbox live anyway...so i guess it dosent matter.

i'd sell dirty underwear to people for the right price.....i dunt care what they do with it....i just see money signs