Nude man charged with having sex with table

Maybe his wife is an old Dragon.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...ragonbones.jpg
Here i am giving a nice piece of wood a blow job.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o...ss/MyDidge.jpg

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Originally Posted by Nightcrewman

Maybe his wife was cheating on him and he decided to turn the tables, or maybe he just got a little board, oh god I better stop now before I am locked up. :)

NCM

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Originally Posted by Greenthing

I definitely wood not cheat it wood not be worth it.

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Guys, I wood table the puns if I were you.

Ihate to branch away from the "wood" banter but we should really get to the root of the guys problem. I mean what poor sap would wanna stick it where the red fern grows.lol 2ez

:giggity::giggity::giggity::giggity:
:giggity::giggity::giggity::giggity:
:giggity::giggity::giggity::giggity:

That's all I gotta say anymore!

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Originally Posted by QueenCheefer

Ihate to branch away from the "wood" banter but we should really get to the root of the guys problem. I mean what poor sap would wanna stick it where the red fern grows.lol 2ez

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Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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Just picture Quagmire from Family Guy popping out of the background with a big ol' "OH!"

I love that show

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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I started thinking about what would the little ones be like..... and fell off my chair laughing.:D

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Originally Posted by Mississippi Steve

I started thinking about what would the little ones be like..... and fell off my chair laughing.:D

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Why, they'd be a chip off the old block of course...as we all know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
I gotta stop smoking so much...rol

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

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well that adds a whole different dimension to the word WOODPECKER:eek::chainsaw:

What was that line from that movie... I think it was Maniquin.....something about getting inturrupted while getting a piece of wood??

Having sex with a picnic table sounds great in the beginning, but it gets boring after awhile, because the table just lays there.

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Originally Posted by dragonrider

Having sex with a picnic table sounds great in the beginning, but it gets boring after awhile, because the table just lays there.

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Sounds like those table pics inspired some hands on experimenting.

oh my gosh this thread is getting sooooooo wrong!!

I know I'm never gonna boink a picnic table

OOPS!! I don't wanna jynx myself, I better *knock on wood*

I wonder if they ever get "board" and switch it up, like maybe the table gets on top. Or if they have cookouts with the neighbors: "Hey, Tom, you got some mayonnaise all over your table" "Oh Bill thats not mayonnaise" I bet a park pavilion would be like a desert oasis to him.

Too funny sis .
I now have reoccouring images of that robot slammin the jukebox and washing machine on Robot Chicken for some reason .

Happy belated B-day , and 2 yr. anny.
Peace
Crispi :stoned:

If I were going to hump some furniture, I don't think I'd go for table. Maybe a big beanbag chair. Hell, yeah! I'd TOTALLY hit dat beanbag chair!

Wow LOL...too much thought into that.

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Originally Posted by QueenCheefer

Wow LOL...too much thought into that.

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C'mon. Tell me you never thought about the beanbag chair.

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

Mmmmmmmm just looking at them makes you think naughty things....

I mean just look at how "wet" that one is.





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Aloha rebgirl

Shows how much you know.
All those tables are males.:D



Weezard

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Originally Posted by Weezard

Aloha
Shows how much you know.
All those tables are males.:D
Weezard

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Aloha Weezard,
Oh my god you mean they don't have a hole, that sucks i quite fancied one of them I reckon that would make me a gay table fucker.:eek:
I must make an appointment with my shrink.

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Originally Posted by Greenthing

Aloha Weezard,
Oh my god you mean they don't have a hole, that sucks i quite fancied one of them I reckon that would make me a gay table fucker.:eek:
I must make an appointment with my shrink.

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Aloha, GT

Gonna be OK.
You just curious
Long as you leave dem end tables alone.:)
Shrink no help, gottum a thing fo' da couch.
Beanbag chair? mmmmmm, do-able, Ainokea;)
But, you mess wit da beanie babies, I gonna tell Hasbro:mad::D

B free,
WZ

Beeg treat heah, sendum photo of da wife

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Originally Posted by xcrispi

I now have reoccouring images of that robot slammin the jukebox and washing machine on Robot Chicken for some reason .

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Hahaha, love that show, have you seen the episode where the Godzilla couple has to call in the mechanical godzilla with a spinning ding dong coming out of his chest? that show is so messed up

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Originally Posted by Weezard

But, you mess wit da beanie babies, I gonna tell Hasbro:mad::D

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HAHAHAHA, not the beanie babies!!!

When this guy says he loves the new car he really means it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html

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Originally Posted by psychocat

When this guy says he loves the new car he really means it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html

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oh wow...he's in the process of creating the bio-mechanical STDs!!!!

Now all cyborgs are in danger of recieving a sexually transmitted disease...

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Originally Posted by SunnyD

oh wow...he's in the process of creating the bio-mechanical STDs!!!!

Now all cyborgs are in danger of recieving a sexually transmitted disease...

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Cheese! I might have da Dagwoods!?

Now I gotta go see da mech-doc.
T'ink mebee I got da root rust.

Whew! No worry.

I jus, sendem e-pic.
He say no worry, dat be bung burns.:cool:
He faxed me an unguent,
KYWD40, an' a can of 30 weight. :)
Mo' betta now.

P.S. Mahalo fo' da bump, R. G.

Aloha nui
Weezard