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What do you mean I can't pay my Visa with my Master Card.
"no, i never did, but i read about it on the internet once":wtf:
:wtf:
"Don't worry, I'll catch you."
"I packed this parachute myself."
"If you step on it, we can beat this train."
"You turned off the circuit breaker, right?"
"Everyone be sure to try my wild mushroom soup."
"Hey, Tiimmy, wanna see my Dad's pistol?"
"You won't get pregnant as long as you're on top."
"blunt to my lips, lighter in my hand. Fuck it I'm ready to die."
"This is madness!"
don't shoot at me,I'm a dentist!
after drinking hemlock- "I drank what?"
Pow! Right in the kisser!
YouTube - POW! Right in the kisser!
"I thought "Cyanide" just meant it was generic!!"
"Damnit! Did that bullet get stuck in there?? Here let me look.."
"I believe I can flyyy....."
"I cant wait to try out my brand new 120v massaging floating pool lounge chair!"
"Meh... looks edible to me..."
"Condom!? She said she was a virgin!"
"DMZ?? Shit... whats that mean? Fuggit, lets go ask the locals for directions.."
"What?!?!? Fuck Grazi! Lets go kick his ass!"
Anything Bush says publicly.
"She gots AIDS? I dunno what thems are.. but I shore do like her boobies!!"
"Fuckin Ginny piece of shit..."
"I dont give a fuck if we ARE in Tokyo... FUCK YAKUZA!!"
"No... but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night..."
yea i cant help but to think this is prob the wrong thing to say, unless you like the couchQuote:
Originally Posted by dragonrider
Well damn, I done shot myself.
It's made of WHAT?
Do you think its poisonous?
Dude... hawaiian punch does NOT come in that kind of container...
OW! thats fucking sharp... I'm not sure what to do, but ill feel a lot better if I pull it out.
Did you remember to flick the syringe?
W-W-Whatre you gonna do with THAT?!?
[gurgle gurgle]
and my favorite:
H-Hey wait a second... that's my knife... when?... how did you?... [starts falling apart] GAAHHHHHHHHH!!
afro samurai
"All is well that ends".
"Quit? Hell, my Granny smoked cigarettes until she was 100."
"Do you smell gas?"
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device."
"So ... which way is camp?"
"These brownies are so delicious, I ate the whole pan!"
"Rosebud.
...No, wait. Kind bud."
My grandfather had a near death experience. He started floating up toward The Light, and the doctors revived him. When he came back he said, "Shit! What the hell did you do that for?"Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyfingahZ
i've heard of this... what a trip....Quote:
Originally Posted by angry nomad
- "I can make this light..."
We've been seeing these a lot lately:
"I'd like to wish a fond goodbye to all of my friends on this board. I'm disillusioned with the way things have become here, and will no longer be posting."
And then they come back. :thumbsup:
"Do you think if I ate this it would get me high?"
"What would happen if I mixed these chemicals together?"
Screw You guys Im going home.
No, wait, don't take those, man
That tiger can't get up here, let's throw rocks at it.
Hey Bubba!! Hold my beer and watch this!!!
"You scare it from that end, and I'll catch it when it jumps out this side."
"You don't expect your husband back from the pistol range for a couple of hours, right?"
Well that's never happened before...
Oh my god, it's alive!!!
ICEBERG RIGHT AHEAD!!!
is this thing loaded?
if practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, then why practice?
thats because the positives slightly over weigh the negativesQuote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
"Of course it will float!"
"I did this all the time when I was a kid."
"Why not?"
"If it wasn't safe, would I do this?"
"Let 'er rip!"
"CHARGE!"
and the #1 worldwide choice of last word...
"AAAAAAA!!!!!"
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
"Geronimoooooooooo.....!"
- "Sir! Yes, sir! May I have another!"
whats that big red button do?
i can backflip off the highdive
hey look a croc, hand me that stick
"its not as bad as it looks!"
possibly the biggest lie ever told:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by SMOKIN A WHILE
Hey man look at this nitro glycerine I just made.
I have the recipe for nitro and the last line is "If mixture gets above 30 degrees run like hell".
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" oh her?.... shes just a friend "
"dont worry i saw superdave do this once"
"I'm gonna cook an insane amount of pot..."
Never hear from em again...
wear panty hose when swimming with sharks
kiss the headrest goodbye
a joint is the meeting place for two bones
the physical part is over
I may not b alive but I got the best possible results for my efforts
why would anyone want to leave strawberry ice cream