smoked more bowls, then we...
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smoked more bowls, then we...
played a game of monopoly i won but one of my friends ...
barfed all over the board...
i jumped out the window and ran into a....
at which point u rubbed myself in butter and tried to shave with a brick, but as i was doing this my friend ran up to me and said
Thats not syrup thats applejuice!
"what are you,.. stoned?" I turned to him and said "yeah dude you gotta try this weed"! So I took a shower, brushed my teeth and headed out to....
we were fucked up
but we went to the zoo
the cheese factory where i..
ate so much cheese that...
i had to smoke some more pot to settle my self the woner came and said..
that cheese was old and had maggits in it. I...
said thats a lie they were just small worms not maggots...
the owner said, my mistake, those were blood sucking leaches!
So, I took the leeches and headed off on my fishing boat to catch some...
mermaids because i was horny, the boat sprang a leak...
....and potato soup, but i wasnt hungry, so instead i asked for....
A stick of chewing gum that was designed to...
make me see bugs bunny directing rough porn with morgan freeman but instead i saw ......
into the future where cannabis was finally legal, but...
some fat cunt ate all the porridge and hansel and gretel couldnt find their way back from the ginger bread house so they...
said fuck it and loaded the bong and thats when.............
the pilsboury doughboy popped up next to me and...
farted a limp bizkit that rapped a song about...
marmalade
Woah! that was the greatest story
and i woke up and it was all a dream
and then realised that I was trippin balls the night before
That's when my pillow began to talk to me and I got the hunch it was still the night before...
*****!!!!! Beginging of new story!!!!!!!!!*********
So i was walking through the amazon with my backpack full of weed until...
i farted and it fell out my bag and a monkey ran up to me with a long thing in his hand and said: .........
put a hat on with wings attached but ...
didnt read the rest probably fucked it up ime gonna go hide now cos my nose has gone fuzzy
lol and then i said to the monkey HEY THATS NOT YOUR .. . . . . . .
Crack Rock
Yea that aint ur crack rock give it over then he puts his hand down his.......
Mouth and is turning blue
he looks up takes 1 last breathe and says.....
look after my pet emu dingo hese magic and ...