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Got weed :D
Watching the Egyptian glass show on Discovery Channel.
I'm currently wearing a pair of shoes I just bought on discount from where I work. The woman in the office who I gave the money to makes porn movies in here spare time, I watched a clip of her butt naked on the internet last night.
Its a figure of speech ya stooge. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Just done my good samaritan bit for the day.
I needed fuel for my bike and when I got to the petrol station there was a lady struggling to change a flat on her car. I offered to do it for her and she accepted so my good deed for the day is done . :D
My 'bout with Bell's Palsey last year has really screwed up my left eye. When I close the right eye, the left is like looking through a REALLY DIRTY windshield.
Isn't getting any better, after MONTHS of treatment. I am getting really tired of this crap.
Can you say Cornea transplant?
I just returned from a bad day at work, where despite the good job I am doing several people decided to find things to complain to me about. I returned home after cycling 8 km in the feeezing wind to find a note from our landlord telling us to be more clean and tidy, despite the fact I just spent the whole weekend gutting the kitchen and cleaning the mess left by the previous arsehole who just left on on saturday (good riddance). I'm now finding solace in a bottle of "number 7", despite the fact I still can't shake off this damn cold I got. I'm in a "I don't give a shit what happens tomorrow, I've fucking had enough of the world" mood. Chin's up!
I have a sore throat.
I'm wearing a gimp suit.
I'm sitting in the recliner nekkid eating Cheetos.
Waiting for the most beautiful girl in the world to get home from work so I can get her stoned and make her french toast.
put somthin on freakshow :)
i just finished scratchin my balls so i could type this message. :thumbsup:
this girl i was about to fuck tomorrow just got with my best friend...
Im tryin to down a pint of Captain Morgan. Who's with me?
I am with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish
Isnt Gentlemen's Jack just Crown Royal? :wtf:
it's raining, it's cold, it's windy and i've got to work outside today, i'd rather be indoors with a bottle of captain morgan and a few blunts.
good best friend you got there, at least you got your right hand lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomname4888
me and my girl are about to fuck:hippy:
im watchin a show about UFO's. this shit is crazy, there is a pile of wood next to me in my living room. im halfnaked on a couch. my neibor has 2 horses, and there is a heard of deer living in the graveyard north of my house. i want to shoot one of them and eat it, but i dont think the neibors next door would like that. half of them are mentally retarded, and one is blind, and the rest are crippled and mental. its a special needs place. during the summer, you can hear them making their wierd noises, and one guy sits on the corner hunched over and waves at me every time i drive by.
It's raining, i couldnt be bothered with work today, im seeing my girlfriend at half 12 so i'll have to bag up some weed and get dressed to go pick her up. I really hate going out in shit weather. THEN me and her have to go flipping shopping. I cant stand shopping. I cant stand anything!
Right here on earth right now we are making Black Holes.
Despite Rumors, Black Hole Factory Will Not Destroy Earth | LiveScience
.................................thats so cool I want one
and we have started to teleport matter.
First Teleportation Between Light and Matter: Scientific American
........beem me up scotty
I'm sitting here all alone in my house obviously on the computer while eating a bowl of coco pops. It's pissing down with rain outside with a dark grey sky( just typical English weather). I will be going out at around 1:30pm to meet up with a couple of friends down the pub. I don't know when i'll be back?
It's snowing!! woooohoooo!! :thumbsup:
I am lying in bed craving a straight..or something a little stronger :jointsmile:
i had a panic attack this morning because i feel terribly guilty about smoking behind my mom's back...and the only thing i know to do to calm myself down is smoke :wtf:
and i am terribly head over heels for a guy who could possibly not feel the same way.
my heart hurts..
I just looked behind me. But theres no point in looking behind me because when I look behind me theres a behind me behind me where i'm not looking owwww my head
You say he 'could' not feel the same way.....not he 'does' not feel the same way. Therefore there is still hope :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by shuggie86
ha...yeah...he could...i've been thinking about it..that whole "tango" of pre relationship flirting and whatnot is what makes the beginning of the relationship so exciting..yet i can't tell if his actions are flirtatious or just something he would do with anyone..Quote:
Originally Posted by Infamous
make sense?
Yeah that makes sense. Its the electic excitement...the possibility that something new and exciting could be yours. Have you seen him around other girls? You should try and hear how he speaks to other girls and see his body language also. That should help you make your mind up as to whether he fancies you or not. Hope this helps :)
well...see there is like history between us, but then we didn't talk for 4 years...every time i'm hanging out with him the only other girl there is one of his roommates or just close friends..i know he slept with someone after sleeping with me..but recently he had this mind shift thing and decided to quit sleeping around...i go out to see him just about every weekend and he always lets me sleep in bed with him;) but he could totally just be acting nice..ya know?
so frustrating..i mean, all i can do is continue to be myself and hope he likes what he sees..lol and just get stoned in this long and anguishing process. ha
So you turned him into a manwhore? You gotta be doing something right then haha:thumbsup:
In my experience 90% of guys who let a girl share their bed have some sort of feelings for them whether its just pure lust or something a little deeper. Theres always that 10% though!
Youre right though the best thing to do is to get blasted. The smoke heals all wounds and reveals all answers :stoned:
i think going to work is better than shopping, thinking about it haveing your balls wired up to the mains electric is better than shopping unless it's for electrical goods,gadgets or weed shopping:thumbsup:hope you enjoyed the day off mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
it is -50 out :(
Cheers mate. Indeed, i cant stand shopping at the best of times, even for stuff for me - I tend to get louder and more frustrated when i shop. I cant go anywhere really - im the guy you try to avoid - especially with kids lol, unless you want them to widen their vocabularys lol! :rastasmoke::rastasmoke::rastasmoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by weedmaster
right now im going outside to lock up my gates for the night cause im freaked out right now.....arghh..
My friend is doing better than me on Guitar Hero 3.
He's. A. Fag. lol that episode of Southpark happened to come on right as I picked up the Guitar Hero guitar a couple weeks back.
Another fact: I bruised my thumb playing Assassin's Creed. I guess its a good thing that I play so little video games that I no longer have callouses.. but.... the fact that I managed to bruise my thumb playing a video game is kind of sad..
Drinking Crown and Smoking some dank ass weed. I am so high
condensation
i am stoned and at school right now. on a break in between classes....in college. about to head for the vending machine and get some munchies....