50. To idolize the number 420, and every apperance of it on earth
LOL #39 cracks me up
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50. To idolize the number 420, and every apperance of it on earth
LOL #39 cracks me up
51. What are we talking about?
52. bong hits
51. doing everything wrong but thinkin your right
nice job^
52. It makes walking by the trees in fall a heavenly experience.
time for a little summary?
1. Enhanced sonic perception and stimulation
2. Food tastes AMAZZZINGGGGG
3. Dont you wanna be cool.
4. it makes things stand out more
5. No Harmful Side Effects!
6. Smoking is fun!
7. To one day blow the greatest smoke rings the world has ever seen.
8. High
9. That beautiful buzz
10. Anything shitty that happened before goes up in smoke........I love getting high after a long day of work and INSTANTLY forget about everything that put me in a bad mood to begin with
11. A giant platter of melted cheese taste like heaven
12. It would be a lot cooler if you did!
13. it cures every pain and helps me sleep
14. My hubby.....insomnia.
15. Me.....relaxation and the lovely buzz..
16. Truth.
17. some time helps to get laid
18. stress stress streessssss!
19. improves focus
20. teaches u money managment(ok i have to save my money to get a 1/8 etc.)
21.teaches u great decision making skills (whats better buy alot of swagg or get a lil of somthing great?)
22. music sounds so much better (especially rap which i hate sober but LOVE stoned haha)
23. Movies are HILARIOUS (personal faves Ali G In Da House, Supertroopers, uhh I forget the rest
24. You can't watch "Fear and loathing in Las Vegas" when you're sober
25. You pay more attention to things that aren't important (at all)
26. It is a social thing
27. It is healthier than a regular cigarette
28. Brings friends together.
29. Makes you creative (making smoking contraptions)
30. Doing a french inhale is always fun
31. So you can say "What the fuck was i doing? Where in the hell did i put my car keys?"
32. Penis
33. because it is a beautiful creation, a lovely green, dark or light, with an unforgettable aroma no true stoner can forget..and for being so good to us Mr.Cannabis we must set you on firethe appreciation we show..LOL
34. Glaucoma
35. For the euphoric feeling that runs over you.
36. Becuase it is fucking awsome.
37. Because I can
38. Eating a mashed potato mountain after smoking a bowl of dank.
39. You dnt care bout nuttin no more
40. you can roll better
41. Because growing up, I grew up with my parents as pastors who have never drank or touched drugs their entire lives and I got away with it for almost 5 years living in their house, only getting caught twice.
42. Your life changes as you smoke more, and as you smoke more you start to realize more things you never knew or realized.
43. Because you think you know what you're talking about, and when you realize you're a moron, that's hilarious!
44. Appreciating the godlly taste of chicken and coke
45. because i like it
46. it is better than drinking and you dont feel like shit afterwards
47. Your a rebel!
48. unimaginable memories that could never be replaced like Getting stoned as fuck with your best friends from life long time whole life and coming home and on the way somehow go to our first college party .... damn i miss that shit
49. Hilarious quotes and memories from it. Such as "My mouth tastes good" Or "I forgot i had a cookie in my hand... I was expecting pizza and was like WTF?" Or the time i made fries on the stove and forget hot oil is HOT. And eating fries right from the pan is a bad idea.
50. To idolize the number 420, and every apperance of it on earth
51. What are we talking about?
52. bong hits
51. doing everything wrong but thinkin your right
52. It makes walking by the trees in fall a heavenly experience.
53. we love the paranoia :D
54. Because everyone should be HAPPY!
57. Stickin it to the man!
lol
58. It makes sence
59. Why not?
60. You think you are instantly better at videogames.
61. calms kids down. better than rittilin for kids with add or adhd
62. work goes by a hell of alot faster
64- makes the most boring situations fun :jointsmile:
65- The paraphernalia should be it's own art style.
66- all the strains, different ways to smoke, things you can build is fun as fuck to use/smoke/explore
67- makes you instantly content with the world/universe
68- IT SUCKS, DONT DO IT... instead surrender your weed to me
69. VaginaQuote:
Originally Posted by TryptamineScape
...........................yeah 69
70. Nothin like kicking back around a firepit, passing a blunt between your friends.
71. Besides bathing in 22 pounds of chronic you got in South Africa
72. Mary Jane is the best friend to ever have. I can pass her around to all my friends, and she comes back to me and still treats me right! :pimp:
73. because theres nothing else to do
75. Cause nothing ever seemed "too much"
76. Because of Cannabis we now have Cannabis.com so we now can have this awesome goal.
(Fuck Al Gore he did not "invent" the internet Cannabis did i promise ;]
77. it makes me look cool
78. It frees inhibitions.
79. It opens your mind to more possibilities.
Personally, 80. It improves my music making/creating. Nothin' like gettin' rip-nasty for a jazz concert and playin' like you don't care.
81. To stick it to the man :jointsmile:
82. you sleep way better
83. Its funner, it as in everything
84. too be able to last for 3 hours with ur lover makin sweet stoned love
85.Just for the hell of it