When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet
oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...
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When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet
oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...
hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Nailhead
When you have to get a FAA pass to get a stiffy.
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Originally Posted by Nailhead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!
You know your penis is big when you trip over it getting out of bed. :( I know, when it's a daily thing it sucks. I have two black eyes and a broken nose.
Ha! This reminds me of when I was with my ex...used to always tell him afterwards "my insides feel all pushed up and out of place"Quote:
Originally Posted by 4osiris
"when you can tie it in a knot, or you can tie it in a bow..."
yea... seriously wtf??? i do not understand????:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by snowblind
You know your penis is big if all the girls you fukt now have to wear depends.
You know your penis is big if you have to jack off by hugging it
You know your penis is big when things orbit around it.
You know your penis is big when your designer pants have a wheelbarrow
your penis is big when you wear a speedo and it looks like you have a Hawaiian bead belt on.
You know your penis is big when you black out every time you get an erection.
edit: ah damn someone beat me to it, i thought i was being original.
when you break your leg and you can walk just fine
when you get an erection in bed and hear a plane crash right above you.
This reminds me of the song by Mickey Avolon - My Dick.
but when even the loosest girls are still complaining your hurting them.
when you get a blowjob, and ask them to stop dragging their teeth, and they say their mouth is open as wide as it will go.
when you can see her stomach poke up when you are stickin it in.
when you and a girl first hook up, and right before you stick it in, she grabs it and her eyes get huge, and tells you to be gental.
when you dont have to tell some story about how big it is.
when a girl asks, and all you say is you'll find out.
when you were in highschool wrestling, you had girls come up and give you their phonenumbers because of what they seen on the mat.
when you don't shake after pissing --- you just kick it in the head with your foot.
when you can tie it to the entrance of a maze so you dont get lost
when you feel yourself cumming and then three weeks later it actually comes out
.......when you can get a girl "preggers" a few miles away
.......when you can tie it to a boat and watter ski without holding on to anything
.......when you get banned from all the public washrooms in your city
.......when you use it to hide your favorite stash inside
.......when you can hit a baseball without a bat
.......when the total length is: "unknown"
whoa alright no more thinking about dick for me, time to go back to vagina :)
it learns how to harness the Force.
it looks at you and asks where it came from. And you answer that it was designed by Masons and erected by 15 stonemasons, two stonecutters, three carpenters, one helper, one rigger, 33 laborers, and two watchmen.
When your talking to a girl and she stares at it. Can't believe women are such hypocrites sometimes
when one leg is bigger then the other, and if someone somehow grinds up on the inside of your "leg" you just stare at them and smirk thinking "if only you knew..."(unless its a dude, whereas then youd proceed to kick him in the face with your smaller leg, and go find other situations which involve a girl pressing up against the inside of your "big" leg. please tell me when to stop.
Not yet. Please tell us more about this big leg...Quote:
Originally Posted by MoFayah
dare i divulge into the mysterious life of the three legged man child...no, for some poor damsel surely will seek thy out.
wait a minute.....your not a dude are you....:wtf:
Yeah, I'm a dude, but I'm not gay! Hell no! Just leg curious...Quote:
Originally Posted by MoFayah
you know your cock is big,
when no matter what position you use you keep bottoming her out and hitting her cervix, till eventually she gets pissed at you for putting it in all the way 'again' and gives you a rough painful handjob in return for not prodding her cervix.
You know your cock is big
when your screen name is Infamous.
damn I was gonna say that lol:jumphappy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cocoflava
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