Naming Your Bong

In my experience, naming a piece usually warrants its death. I haven't lost one yet that I haven't named.

I named mine Mr. Bubbles.

I dont usually name my peices, all... 6 of my pipes have been lost or broken by my brother :wtf: and I just got a pretty damn good bong but somehow the bowl broke. It was a glass on glass bowl, and easy to replace so I bought a new one. Then when I go get the bong outta my room, I put it down on the floor outside and hear a quite snap sound. And there went my bong, bottom of it shattered when I put it down :S

I then was pretty pissed off I just bought this bowl so I took the stem out and used a water bottle as a base, lol. It looked rediculous but w/e. Then I wanted to see if I had any resin left in the new bowl I bought (I was out of weed) and as I walked out my back yard door, the bowl launches out of my left hand and smashes into a billion peices on the cement.

I wish I could keep a bong, or any glass peice long enough to name it :stoned:

i have a swirley green bong as well, we named it "the green goblin" but we mostly just call it "the goblin" idk. my bf likes comics.

ZaZemia

Because thats what came out after I first hit it

I was trying to say "damn thats good shit" but it came out "ZaZemia"

Pronounced Za-Zemia

Metal pipe that looks like a flashlight: Oscar II
Glass pipe with several "grips": Oscar III
Glass pipe that is a fish: Nemo (my friend has a turtle pipe whose name is crush. bonus points to those who get the reference)
Glass pipe that is orange with blue and red grips and choke respectively: orangina
Blue pipe with trippy white shit: baby blue (temporary name)
Small wooden pipe: Watson (best friend has a larger one and we named that one Sherlock)

my buddy had a bronze pipe named LaBronze James.

my bong is named rainbow brite, because she's many different colors - dark purple on the bottom, goes into light purple then into pink then into orange then into yellow then into green.

i name all of my pieces - i have 4 glass pieces (cartman, kelso, penny lane, geppeddo), 1 stone piece (ophelia), and then rainbow brite :)

My group of buddies has:

Aqualung- My personal piece, a single blown blue bubbler with a really big pack
Leonidas- A yellow bowl that has lived through multiple drops.
Red Dragon- A 1 1/2 foot red ceramic bong with red and white swirls
Green Dragon- A 3 foot bong with extra thick walls and glow in the dark paint.
Pudding Bowl- a Bowl that looks like it's made of pudding

and I think thats it.

Still havent named my bong yet.. :hippy:
My latest pipe is named Puff(the magic dragon)
My hookah is named Mysterious Misty

i named mine...are you ready for it... i named it.... THE ATOMIC BONG!

i named my bong Jebediah

i named my 15" diffused glass bubblebottom jerimiah(sounds liek jebidiah?^), cause it has a frog(with a sivler fumed ass) on the neck. check my avatar!

My bong is named Tammy after my friend's hot Mom lol. We even decorated it with a "Hello My Name Is" sticker and a "#1 Mom Sticker".

I have 1 little pipe named The Midget Maker, 2 medium pipes named The Baboon, and Tigger's Blue Balls... (lol dont ask), And a 2 ft bong named The Toy.
And I love them all :)

I named mine Hades. And the reason is, you can read here. The Hades Bong Concept.

My bubblers name is dnak dave b/c my cousin dave gave it to me and he allways has dank herb therefourth causeing the bubblers name to be dank dave.

Srry i'am so baked right now.

when i still had my bong his name was BLOTTO, cause when you were done with him, thats exactly what you were BLOTTO:jointsmile:

lovely looking clear bong, with a flame decal along the bottom, and a tri twist runing up the tube. First time I broker her in the name came to me, Blazing Saddles.