You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

Well... first i would enjoy the free fall... it would be amazing...
then, i would get a red bull, and drink it calmly... because...
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!! :D

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Originally Posted by Old Stoner

Falling from ten thousand feet - ain't NOTHING you can do to survive. Just stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse GOODBYE!

And Psycho4Bud, that is one of my MOST FAVORIE PF songs!

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Sorry, I must stay positive...I would be saying to myself the whole way down...I am gonna live...I am gonna live..and just hope that postive reinforcement helps me out...also with my above survival fall methods.:thumbsup:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA coelho, that was great

Id scrunch myself up and before I hit the concrete for everyone to hear id shout "CAAAANNNNON BAAAAAAAAAAALL"

I try to hit the ground arms-first in front of my head like a diver. Just for fun.

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Originally Posted by kingk4life

A Man fell out of a Helicopter and lived

It was on MSN

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yeah but miracles happen all the time... how high was he and what'd he land on?

i mean there was this one dude awhiel back who fell outta either a 9 story or like 18 story window and lived, with hardly any real injury... of course when the news mentioned it, it made it seem impossible... but when the story came on and they gave the details it became quickly evident how....

he landed on one of those cloth awnings you see in larger cities downtown alot... it didn't bounce him, it ripped after he hit it, but not before drasticly decreasing the speed of his fall.... he still broke a major bone or two (like arm/leg) but other then that he escaped severe injury (Broken back/neck, cracked skull, brain damage, etc)

Does anybody knows where is the place showed in the PF's clip posted by P4B?
I wanna live there!!!!

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Originally Posted by geonagual

also with my above survival fall methods.:thumbsup:

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Do you have those in hardcopy? I'd like to buy the second edition.

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Originally Posted by Coelho

Does anybody knows where is the place showed in the PF's clip posted by P4B?
I wanna live there!!!!

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That looked like somewhere near the southwest part of the Rocky Mountains. I have no clue, though. I've never been there.

Aim for a bloody big puddle LOL.

Or learn to fly PDQ, apparently flying is easy you have just got to throw yourself at the ground and miss (source Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy--The late great Douglas Adams)

Cheers and happy flying

NCM

enjoy the ride.

brace myself for death

I believe if I survived, I would have to do some laundry

You would get moving so fast that adrenaline would stop your heart and you would just fall asleep. It was picked as the number 1 way to die b/w my friends. For 30 or so seconds you would be at total peace with yourself and the world, no cares, no worries because there is nothing you can do to stop it.

Its also why i would never go sky diving, i would get caught up and for get to pull the chord.

land on a snowy mountain and roll down the side and stand up and be like wow and and anad and anal and yeah

I would go into flying squirrel position and aim for the largest banana cream pie I could see.

Water is like concrete at that speed, but banana cream pie is safe at any speed.

If a suitable pie were not available, I would aim for a sporting event or concert or someother large crowd, just to give everyone something to talk about.

I'd try to hit face first. Splat!

I'm pretty sure the last thing to go through my head would be my own asshole.

I would definitley not have the guts to do that twice.

whoa random question/thought

lets say you landed on a very steep slope that was only like a degree or two away from being verticle, would you still die when you hit it?

how about "wooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo ...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *splat*"

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Originally Posted by NextLineIsMine

whoa random question/thought

lets say you landed on a very steep slope that was only like a degree or two away from being verticle, would you still die when you hit it?

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I heard about this happening once. I think it was a Russian, and he landed on a very steep snowy slope. He slid to a stop without dying.

It would have to be slippery, or you would just go into a 200 mile per hour cartwheel until all your arms and legs flew off. Or just grind away as road rash and leave a mile long bloody streak on the side of the slope.

i'd scream while thinking about my loved ones and most treasured memories, then a second later, I shall embrace the God which i believe created me, all shall be glorious.

on the way down id just think, what an ass hole who throws someone out of a plane?:)

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Originally Posted by Struck420

on the way down id just think, what an ass hole who throws someone out of a plane?:)

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Sorry man, I am the asshole that threw you out...I wanted your peanuts:jointsmile:

take my cloths of and make them in to a paracute

id ninja out man, fuck the bullshit, id pull like 50 backflips on the way down and like some corkskrew spinning flips.

or if that don't work, scream as i was going to die, which i will if i'm falling out of a plane


or what about this though, what if you fell out, and the plane was on a hill that was 10,000ft in the air

Learn deep meditation ino levtitation really quick

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Originally Posted by WeedyBoyWonder

enjoy the ride.

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Same here. It's better to leave this world in a good mood rather than a miserable one. God hates whinging bastards.

I'd go poop

Id probley scream like a bitch untill i hit the ground ..
Or i could try doing some flips and twirls maby even try to fly, i hear red bull gives u wings..lol

I still think I can survive

call the person who threw me out a fucking wanker

I'd roll with it. Just like I do with everything else.

Oh yeh and in angels & demons, to whoever asked, he gets told earlier in the story that like 1 foot of fabric creates ridiculous amount of drag or something..

But at 10,000 feet I doubt you could hold onto fabric at that speed. The force on your arms would be immense.

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Originally Posted by Nailhead

I'd go poop

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i was going to post this exact phrase but someone already did so...
id poop as i left the plane and try to race it to the ground. itd probably break all up though, and thats only if it was a solid 'regular' poop
if it was one of those *BWAP, BWAPBWAP BWAP* like painful ones like when it feels as though youre trying to pass a morningstar, or a firey pudding one, well then im not sure what id do.

sorry im high

It's somewhere around 5.1783894 minutes from 10,000 feet to the ground. So.. I dunno, what can you really do with 5 minutes.

I'd probably try to aim for something. Like a building or a car.

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Now, what are you going to do?:wtf:

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what if like you decide to smoke a fucking joint the size of your head then what .