salad tossing ... dont like it dont read it lol

most girls love it when u sneak a little salad toss when they dont expext it

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Originally Posted by InsomniaBomber420

most girls love it when u sneak a little salad toss when they dont expext it

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:pimp:yes we do

I'm a dude and i wouldn't mind doin that to a girl yo they love that shit haha
and as havin it done to me i haven't tried it yet but i wouldn't tell the girl no
Lick My Ass Bitch!! :p

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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420

whats ur opinon? you like it, ever done it, want to do it?

the other night the guy im seeing just randomly went for it and it was amazingggg. had never considered it, never thought id lik eit but it felt really good. id proably let him do it again, i would NEVER do it to someone else though. sorry thats a favor i wont return. lmao.

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WOW! Boy has this forum stepped up a gear since I last visited, Baby welcome to the 21st century,nice to hear an honest female,nice one.

Damn I thought this thread died....Damn I'm going out on Sun and I'd love to toss a womans salad this weekend. But I'm damn sure not doing it to a woman whose name, social security number, and two forms of photo id lol.

How long does everyone have to know someone before they feel comfortable doing it?

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Originally Posted by thecreator

How long does everyone have to know someone before they feel comfortable doing it?

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A LONG-ASSED TIME.
F'real. Ideally someone I've LIVED with and know their personal hygiene routine... haha

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Originally Posted by thecreator

Damn I thought this thread died....Damn I'm going out on Sun and I'd love to toss a womans salad this weekend. But I'm damn sure not doing it to a woman whose name, social security number, and two forms of photo id lol.

How long does everyone have to know someone before they feel comfortable doing it?

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i guess since ive always been on the reciving end it would be different. but the second time i had sex with my bf he just went for it lol. i was laying on his bed nakeybutt and he just went down ... on my ass ahaha such a pleasent surpriseeee

Love giving, love receiving. All acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Of course, I'm married to someone I was with for 2 years prior to marriage, so I'm pretty clear on his hygiene habits.

For all y'all who just won't consider it, maybe you should be a bit more discriminating about your choice of sex partners. Why would you stick what is arguably your most precious possession in something that you wouldn't even put in your mouth? If it's not good enough to eat, it's not good enough to fuck.

Would I do it for my partner? Certainly. Would I want it done to me? No, but then I don't enjoy cunnilingus either. :wtf: I must be broken.

It's not you...you just need to train your mate;) I never liked cunnilingus either, until I was 26 and met someone who was really good at it. Then I started to understand what all the fuss was about.

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Originally Posted by crudemood

i work at a restaurant and my job for that day was to prep the salads in the morning for the others to portion it properly for the customers. so we ran out of salads and the girl had run out of salads so as i was making it i had to mix the spring mix into the ice burg lettuce and she had come up to me and said that i had tossed her salad. At that time i had NO idea what she meant, and when i asked her she got all silent.. lol. but now that i know what that means, she's pretty damn kinky! dang.

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omg LOL too funny lol

this thread is funny as fuck

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

Well so would I, my cultured friend

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+Reputation for creating a pun on yogurt. Puns amuse me to the absolute highest caliber.

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

It's not you...you just need to train your mate;) I never liked cunnilingus either, until I was 26 and met someone who was really good at it. Then I started to understand what all the fuss was about.

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hehe thats what I tell the women that say they dont like it. Well, honestly when I hear them say it I just kinda smile to myself and say nothing :p

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

+Reputation for creating a pun on yogurt. Puns amuse me to the absolute highest caliber.

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Lol it just kinda hit me.... like a dollop of Daisy's.

Wait... thats sour cream...

shit.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

A LONG-ASSED TIME.
F'real. Ideally someone I've LIVED with and know their personal hygiene routine... haha

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Really!
For us adults that are married or have SO's it's quite easy to shower together and get all squeeky clean. :)

What exactly are we talking about here? The hind-lick maneuver? I knew it was good for choking, but is it good for sex too?

I have a relative who is a flight attendant and kind of clueless. We were having a family barbeque, getting the food set out, and someone asked, "Who wants to toss the salad? Heehee...toss the salad! Heehee!"
She stepped up and said, "Oh, I'll toss the salad! We do it all the time for the passengers in first class!"
"Damn!" I said, "That's why those tickets are so freakin' expensive!"

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Originally Posted by Veratyr Star

Lickin the poop hole?

No thanks.

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hahaha.

I got a hairy mutha fuckin ass!!!!!

THAT SHIT WOULD BE HILLARIOUS IF A GIRL ASKED TO DO ME.

Don't think I'd want to receive it, but I really like giving it. Had lots of experiance with this, and never a messy one. Always goooooood stuff. :thumbsup: Now would love to try this blazed!

There is nothing more that I like better than putting my tongue into a dirty butthole.

Its just so awesome I think Ill do it all the time. Who says its only a thing guys do to girls!? Girls, theres nothing wrong with you enjoying a lick of the ole Hershey's pipeline, dont be shy! Hell, strap on that rubber dong and do some anal expeditions today!

Seriously, if you all want to lick shit and enjoy licking shit, AND get off on it, more power to you, but stay the hell away from my anus with your tongue and strap ons. Well maybe if she farted in my face while I was flicking the brown star...maybe THAT mught turn me on.

Wait, no, thats fucking disgusting too. Sorry. Dont want to smell or taste assholes.

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Originally Posted by Beefer86

There is nothing more that I like better than putting my tongue into a dirty butthole.

Its just so awesome I think Ill do it all the time. Who says its only a thing guys do to girls!? Girls, theres nothing wrong with you enjoying a lick of the ole Hershey's pipeline, dont be shy! Hell, strap on that rubber dong and do some anal expeditions today!

Seriously, if you all want to lick shit and enjoy licking shit, AND get off on it, more power to you, but stay the hell away from my anus with your tongue and strap ons. Well maybe if she farted in my face while I was flicking the brown star...maybe THAT mught turn me on.

Wait, no, thats fucking disgusting too. Sorry. Dont want to smell or taste assholes.

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i dont think anyone wants to taste a dirty asshole. find a clean girl and please her :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420

i dont think anyone wants to taste a dirty asshole. find a clean girl and please her :thumbsup:

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HA! Aint that the truth! lol, If I were gonna try it, Id try the fingers first.....ha!

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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420

i dont think anyone wants to taste a dirty asshole. find a clean girl and please her :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Beefer86

HA! Aint that the truth! lol, If I were gonna try it, Id try the fingers first.....ha!

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The asshole is a wily, unpredictable beast, and we all know what it is capable of. Best to approach it with caution. And always keep in mind your escape route...

^^LMAO! hahahhahaha

never done it.

would only consider doing it to my wife (if i was married) and she was fresh out the shower/tub

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Originally Posted by green leaf

Personally, if the person is clean it can be an awesome thing for both involved! That is a very sensitive area and can enhance your sexual experience!

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i had a qirl that had tied me up with silk scarfs and poured hot wax on me. Which is a different pleasure when you can use your hands to stop them and then she started licking the bottom side of my sack and my asshole. I would have to admit WOOOOHOOO. She was excited I liked it, because i guess alot guys say HELL NO.. Its a SUPER excitable area..