I second that.Quote:
Originally Posted by wannagethigh
I've never been caught, but I think the strangest place has to either be at school, at work, or in my grandparent's bathroom.
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I second that.Quote:
Originally Posted by wannagethigh
I've never been caught, but I think the strangest place has to either be at school, at work, or in my grandparent's bathroom.
you guys are really fuckin crazy!!!!
Ive been caught chuggin me old sausage at the paint desk at our local B&Q diy store.I rang the bell for assistance to mix paint and the girl arrived to quickly to help, she was surprised as I let her have the full load down her leg. I have not been allowed back in the store
i've never been caught. but ive done it in some wierd places... airplane, public pool, camping tent, girlfriends moms room (long story).
LOL! Some of these made me laugh my fuckin ass off literally lol. Anyway the wierdest place Ive been caught wankin it at was in my living room, I mean no one was home and I was like "fuck it, lets rub one off", and as Im doing it(we have 2 outside doors and one comes through the mudroom) a friend of the family comes up and before he knocks he peers through the window and what does he see? He sees me beatin my meat, and I see him as he does this and Im like "aww fuck", and he quickly turns around and leaves without even waiting, just gets in his truck and hauls ass, while I run up the stairs with my pants around my ankles lol.
Ever been caught, a few times...
Weirdest place...My car, man i was so bored waiting for school to let out that i left school to beat off in my car and as i was doing it my fucking aunt walks up and taps on the glass. now thats fucked up...even more fucked up...she got in the car afterwards and asked me a question about her computer...wtf...
obviously she tried to forget what she just saw. now imagine the WORST: u see your grandma fingering in her bedroom. wow, i guess id prefer to die omfg man fuck why did i think about that? lol
never been caught, but ive had loads of close calls lol
mellow, dude, you just made me spit out my drink lol
yeah no shit man, ewww
uhhh
my dad walked in on me
rofl
and he was like wtf... probablly because i had my door open, and kept wackin because i didn't realize he was there
Hmm, I don't think I've been "caught"...if so, I don't know about it. I don't have any weird place where I've masturbated, but I've masturbated in a lot of different places. I've done it while driving (standard, btw), in a fancy restaurant where they had a looong table cloth, after ordering food, plenty of times in public restrooms, all the time at tanning salons, bars...
well i to have gave my self a good tug in my local diy store but i did it in the toilet that is for customers with a disability what you do is get your man out pull the help cord and try and shoot before some one opens the door from the outside thats danger wanking(well it said above the door do it your self)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
so i did
one more time i gave it a pull was when i was on a train this blind chick sat across from me with her dog(she was great looking) i could not help myself i just got it out gave it a good old pulling and droped my full load all over the floor she was talking to my all the way through it that made it all the more fun and her dog licked up every last drop off the floor and when she got off the train she said bye it was nice to meet me.
that's how i feel....and wth is up with jacking off at school i mean i know the same thing all the time gets boring but damn i wouldn't do that.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
oh yea and ifyour expecting me to talk about masturbating go ahead and skip this cuz i don't have too much intresting to add....but here are some pretty weird places....once when i was on a long trip with my ex girlfriend with her grandma driving (neither one of us 18) and let me give you some info about the grandma...she is like over baringly christian she wouldn't even let us sleep in the same room or me and her in the living room. well after about an hour we started making out and then she grabbed my dickand i started fingering her and we did that for about two hours til her grandma stopped.....she never caught us either.....dunno how i think she knows what was going on and just didn't say nothing cuz how do you not notice something like that in a jeep cherokee? and another story is my senile ass grandpa walked into my room once when i was having sex.....he didn't look at as once we stopped and stared and coudln't relaly do anything cuz there were no covers or nothing on the bed at the time...he grabbed the can opener (used it to open some beers earlier) and walked out.....
The same exact thing happens in American Beauty.Quote:
Originally Posted by makor01
You people to it at whack ass places. School, golf courses, planes, trains and automobiles? I do it in my bathroom and i have done it at friends houses so i guess that is sorta weird.
never saw it.
1) YesQuote:
Originally Posted by ilovelife
2) In your butthole
back in community college I dated a girl from sociology class, we were parking about 2am & she was givin me some head when a state trooper shined a flashlight right in her eyes.
I shriveled almost instantly, heh.
she was embarassed real bad, I busted her ass once in awhile after that when we'd get high. funny as hell looking back NOW, not at the time tho...
ive never been cought im sneeky, I jacked of in a small class room the teacher was reading a book and she feel asleep i looked over and her mouth was open and she was kinda snoreing and i was the only one in their and i was sitting on the floor over in the corner reading a book so i just pulled it out and beat it a couple times and didnt get cought i also jacked off over here at the computer while my mom was watching dr. phil and crying like 10 feet alway.....sorry about the spelling
lmao zigzag i cant imagen how embaresed i would of been
I've had parents walk in while I was doing it under a desk or the blankets or something. They never noticed though, which was a friggin blessing.
Also (not really masturbating but oh well) my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy on her couch. Her mom had just left and we'd been in the mood the whole time. Anyways the shirts and bra had come off and we were getting ready to go further when her mom walks in. She came back in to get her keys and tell my gf to remember to do something. She walked in the room, grabbed something and was talking to us the whole time, but never turned her head just a few degrees and see us half-naked and terrified looking. May not seem so bad but...
She's DEVOUT BAPTIST :eek:
Hahahahahahaha!! :D I could picture that whole scene in my mind....what a riot!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Creeper
And Jacquelyne chasing some old pervert with scissors, OMG. :D :p
Ive never been caught...but I have been the catcher....ewwww I caught my brother peeling one off under a blanket while he was watching married with children in the living room. He must have a thing for christina applegate, or maybe the brother...whatever
this is gna sounds fucked up.
Was meantto be walking my bst m8s dog (whilst his family are on holiday, he leaves the TV on when hes out so the dog dnt get lonely (wtf) , so i went there and thought fuckkkk i need a wank so i flop it out start fuckin tossing off so im like eyes closed proper wank, Shot my load all over my belly open my eyes 2 metres infront of me is his neighbour starin right at me, she was shocked ididnt kno what to sayi just got up and went upstairs wheni came back down she werent there.
Needless to say i never walked that dog again
hahaha good job mate!!Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
I'm not afraid to admit I can freely Wank at any destination I feel appropriate!! Had many a wank on the bus on the way back from the away games!!
I also got a wank off sme Chinese Bird on the Tube Last Christmas! I cummed all over her work suit, hahaha! Needless to say I didn't follow up this relationship!! :D
Oh ya, the wierdest place ive unleshed the one-eyed-monster at was while i was with my grandfather driving right through fuckin london, and I was laying in the back, behind the backseat cause the car had one of those hatchback style trunks or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, and i wanked it right there, cause I was 13 and figured why the fuck not....how many times can an american say hes beat off in the middle of the road in downtown london!
:)
oh ya...I never got caught on that last one thankfully......if my gramps had found out...he would have chased me outa the fuckin car, even with my pants down and all lol.
My ex girlfriend was a right kinky bitch and she used to get me to go in2 places like the library or public toilets to jerk off while she waited outside for me. Afterwards when we were home and shit she would get me to talk about my encounter to her b4 I fucked her. She was a bit of an exhibitionist to be honest, which is funny because if you met her youâ??d think the sun shines outta her Irish lillâ?? assâ?¦â?¦in regards to being caught beforeâ?¦.hell yeahâ?¦.been caught by all my girlfriends, my mates (but ive caught a few of them so weâ??re even) and by some cleaner in a hostel once where I was stayin in Africa, to this day I dunno how the fuck she entered the room without me seeing herâ?¦
Danger wanks kick assâ?¦!! :D
Irish Jamaican.
I dont think I've been caught. Probs the wierdest place i've wanked is in a tent with 5 mates in there lol.... turns out i had the biggest dick... and my mate who moved away was in close second behind me lol
idk, never een caught, id think ive been anywhere wierd
ik i did it at work once...is that wierd?
Rofl I was such a sick little kid at 13 I have to tell someone. I've wanked off in a classroom full of other kids, about three times. In the school stalls, in my living room, on the school bus, at a mormon church; etc.. HAHAHA
the weird thing is, when I was high for no reason at all I told my friend all about masturbating in class for no reason at all. He didn't look at me the same way for a few weeks later lol.
Hmm.. let's see. A couple places.. :)
In the back of my parents car coming back from a trip we had taken when I was like 15.. they were talking and stuff, and I was just laying in the back.
And in school one time.. crazy times in high school, I tell ya.
Yes... I was caught by this kid that lived down the street. I was 15, he was 16, and he knocked on my bedroom window (I was in my bed). It was night time, and apparently he was spying on me, and it wasn't the first time. I was SO flustered, I denied I was doing anything... he was like, "How about you do your thing, and I do mine?". I said hell no, and I was never able to look him in the eye after that.
As for the weirdest place, I've masturbated in the restroom at work. ;)
urg. Might as well post it now iv seen the thread haha. i was in my room. I was sittin on a chair with my pants down and my tackle out, and the room was kinda in a position where the back of the chair was facing the door, the chairs like wood and looks like this: http://www.wooden-furniture.com/pine...air/wfh001.jpg
Anyway, so yea like the back of the chair was facing the door, and my ass was kinda hangin out of the back, anyway yea, i was jurkin off over some porn on the screen. Then when im almost done theres a phone ring, i dont let it distract me and i keep on goin, and then i hear my dad shout my name saying someones on the phone, im at the point of no stopping so i jizzed all over my pc desk, and then like a few secs later my dad comes straight through the door with a phone in his hand, of course i had my pants down so i did'nt turn the porn off i just kinda moved my body to hide the jizz and my wee wee (haha, wee wee). But of course my ass was hangin out the back of the chair, he just put the phone on my bed quickly and then rushed out and closed the door.... It was soooo fucking embarssing.... Neither of us never mentioned it again tho.
wtf, what a lil perv haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset
Yeah i got caught by my mom, my dad, my friends parents, my friends sister, my brothers girlfriend and thats about it. The wierdest place i would have to say is....during a football game at my highschool. it was really cold so everybody was bundled up, my girlfriend decided to give me a handjob and i was getting anxious so i finished it myself.
lol!!!!!
This is so funny, im crying and laughing uncontrolably lol!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!! Great stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by dog420
Is this a Cannibus site?Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovelife