Fertilizer, aliens, fairies, 7-Up, and pixie stix... Enjoy!!!

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

as an experiment, i've decided to grow my next crop using only pixie stix as fertilizer and watering them only with mountain dew. for lighting i'll be using three black candles and an odd assortment of fireflies and glow in the dark condoms. i'll let you know how it goes.

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Good ideas here, but if I could make a suggestion? My friend who smokes grew the best fucking weed with his TV! He said the UV rays from a TV make for alot of that "powdery substance" (called tetrishydrocannabinos) that gets you trippin'! Maybe you should do your whole grow this way for the biggest bud!:D

PS: Mountain dew doesnt work real good, but ok I guess.

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

Mountain dew doesnt work real good, but ok I guess.

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i was thinking about using diet coke, but i want really fat buds.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

i was thinking about using diet coke, but i want really fat buds.

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Probably go with the womens multivitamin trick! That will also help w flavor if used in bud stage:thumbsup: I think the diet coke will give it too much sugar in combination with the pixie stix, maybe all natural 7-up would be good?

Uh...
Was I supposed to drink the 7-up, and put the PH-up in the res? Or the other way around?
:confused::confused::confused::smokin::wtf:;)

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

I think the diet coke will give it too much sugar in combination with the pixie stix, maybe all natural 7-up would be good?

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LOL Diet coke doesn't HAVE any sugar! :S2:

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Originally Posted by psteve

Uh...
Was I supposed to drink the 7-up, and put the PH-up in the res?

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7 is neutral pH, and 7-up is a pH buffer.
Unfortunately you REALLY want your pH in the 5.5-6.7 range whilst growing hydroponically.
You can get around this problem if you mix 7-up and 5 alive they average to a pH of 6 and that should be fine for your purposes.

well, last night i decided to start the grand experiment. i went out and picked up 10 cases of pixie stix, 17 6-packs of mountain dew and a gross of glow in the dark condoms (there don't seem to be any fireflies around these parts and i already had the candles left over from my days of black magic). i was all ready to go when i realized i had nothing to grow. luckily i know a few folks around that can help me out in that department, so i packed up and headed to the next town over for a little help from my friends. imagine my surprise when i finally got home around 6 o'clock this morning and found the remains of one of the most massive fert fairy parties i have ever seen. it seems the little buggers were a bit curious about the materials for my little experiment and decided to taste the contents of the various packages for themselves. if there's anything those fairies can't get enough of it's sugar and caffeine and with all of those condoms lying about an orgy soon ensued (yes, even fairies believe in safe sex). when i walked in this morning the entire closet was filled with empty cans and candy wrappers, used condoms and dead and/or comatose little bodies. it seems that many of them actually screwed themselves to death.

i'm cleaning up right now, but the real reason i'm posting this is to ask y'all a question. does anyone here know if dead fairies make good fertilizer?

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

i'm cleaning up right now, but the real reason i'm posting this is to ask y'all a question. does anyone here know if dead fairies make good fertilizer?

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They say that when the settlers who came to America on the Mayflower tried to farm at Plimouth they failed miserably until a Native American by the name of Squanto showed them how to put a dead fish in each hole before planting.

This may or may not work with fairies. Being fairies, I suspect that they, even in death, are impervious to decay, even in the presence of mycorrhizal fungi. I mean, have you ever heard of a fairy getting athlete's foot or ring-worm? It simply does not occur.

I guess you could try tossing them on the compost heap and seeing if anything happens.

first you have to grind the fairy with one of those medicine smashy things (i'm high stfu)

that activates it's fertilizer glands

fuckin duh

HAHAHAHA I love this thread.

I put dead children in the hole when I plant my seeds.

It doesn't make my plants grow any faster, it just gives me a thrill.

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Originally Posted by Purple Banana

I put dead children in the hole when I plant my seeds.

It doesn't make my plants grow any faster, it just gives me a thrill.

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Exuse me but when I come to Cann.com, I want to learn the RIGHT way to grow! And instead of actually KILLING the children, you can simply extract the stem cells and foliar feed. It works much better!

...D.O.N: Pixies HATE garlic! What I would do to prevent future problems is sprinkle a bit of garlic powder into an empty pixi stick and wait. They have an amazing ability to relay their disgust back to base, where the masses should then decide on an alternative party! Good Luck and I'll be checking in on this amazing grow from time to time!:thumbsup:

Paranoia will destroy ya.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Bubbles

Paranoia will destroy ya.

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Thats absolutely RIGHT buddy:thumbsup:
Thats why us 'quality' cultivators have stopped using these government tainted ferts. I was kinda shocked after discovering some very controversial test results, but I guess I should've suspected something like this from a govt. that wont admit they work with aliens. F#@king government!

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

Thats absolutely RIGHT buddy:thumbsup:
Thats why us 'quality' cultivators have stopped using these government tainted ferts. I was kinda shocked after discovering some very controversial test results, but I guess I should've suspected something like this from a govt. that wont admit they work with aliens. F#@king government!

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Good to know. The herb I get must come from these 'quality' cultivators, as I've never experienced paranoia even once from smoking the lovely Miss Mary. :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Bubbles

Good to know. The herb I get must come from these 'quality' cultivators, as I've never experienced paranoia even once from smoking the lovely Miss Mary. :jointsmile:

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This knowledge has actually been available to a few major growers nationwide, for a few years. I've only recently made these changes myself, but have not had to make any 'hospital visits' since. Personally, I'll never touch any "grow products" again in my life, as they dont LIST the harmful chemicals. Definately give props to your man for doin' it the right way!:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by fridaynight

Don't use store bought chemical fertilizers when your growing your pot plants Fertilizer used when growing Marijuana plants is what gets into your longs and your blood causes some people paranoia not the THC
( tetrahydrocannobinol)... Illegal or not laws are sort of different per state there is no reason for people to be misinformed or over-react ...just, now you know! The ever popular crystal like powder on the buds of Marijuana known as Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) was not a cause of paranoia many years ago. The Old time farmers in Brazil at least twenty five years ago did not use products available to the consumer for purchase like fertilizer on their plants! Many areas of the United States do not have 13 or more sunny months worth of growing season, and as a result people have become use to using fertilizer(ortho or other) in the soil surrounding there growing plants when patients, and at least 7 months or more of sunlight, and clean water per night are the best technique !! Even if the grower tells you that they did not use fertilizers on the plants the ancestor seedling can have small deposits of fertilizer inside the seed itself, or bleach used to kill mold in grow rooms so watch yourselves. I know you have probably watched family, and friends grow other plants that are ment to be just looked in gardens for years with fertilizers nevertheless, growing Marijuana plants is about quality, and style not quantity. So, growers do not use fertilizer on your pot plants ...!! O'well I am exhausted see ya

fridaynights to login my nickname is
phil

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;) It may have been looking at many sentences together that was a problem for some of you!

The point of the entire post is do not use store bought chemicals that speed up the growth rate of the plant, let the organic process fully formulate the THC, due less not more type thing !

With that bit of additional "clarity of intent," I'm going to move this one to the grow lounge and let Stinky and the cultivators further focus on it. I'm afraid that with the title reading the way it does--even containing answers inside from the knowledgeable--it still misleads the general public and possible visitors to our forum when they first see it, which makes it better suited for more discreet forum placement.

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

.....I guess I should've suspected something like this from a govt. that wont admit they work with aliens. F#@king government!

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could it be that these aliens are working in concert with the government to destroy my experimental grow? if that's the case, i may just be on to something that could revolutionize the weed growing industry. maybe i should complete this experiment in some secret underground bunker in idaho. from now on i will be writing down all of my notes in a code unknown even to me. i will never purchase my mountain dew and pixie stix at the same place twice and i'll keep changing brands of glow in the dark condoms to further confuse the aliens. what started out as a fun little project has now become a dangerous mission, on which may hinge the fate of all mankind (well, stonerkind at least). if you never hear from me again you'll know that i have fallen into the clutches of our alien foe....





....or that my mental breakdown is complete and i have totally lost touch with reality.




edit - it's started already. before i could finish this post it was whisked away to another forum. they're tricky bastards, aren't they?

Alright, I just thought that the people that told me about fertilizer causing paronoia where being honest . They where some people from here in Syracuse NY. I just get so upset because it just seems like humanbeing are just screwing with the land and the water and the air, I thought I had found out so useful !

Fridaynight -

I'd give ya some positive rep if I could, just cause you started a thread that is _so_ damn funny!

But seriously, are you an alien?

Grow

Funny stuff!:D

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

it's started already. before i could finish this post it was whisked away to another forum. they're tricky bastards, aren't they?

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I knew it ALL ALONG, Birdgirl IS workin' for the aliens. Seriously though dude, write me in code from now on, atleast let me know you're still, YOU.

Fridaynight: I have/had cultivator friends in the area you just put at risk...THANKS...:wtf:

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

Seriously though dude, write me in code from now on, atleast let me know you're still, YOU.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

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Originally Posted by fridaynight

Alright, I just thought that the people that told me about fertilizer causing paronoia where being honest . They where some people from here in Syracuse NY. I just get so upset because it just seems like humanbeing are just screwing with the land and the water and the air, I thought I had found out so useful !

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Dont belive everything your told - because whatever it was that you WERE told, couldnt have been further from the truth. Sounds like your friends dont have a clue what they're talking about either.

Well it is time to change the title... the reason I'd left it in the general lounge to begin with was to avoid any confusion with a SERIOUS grow thread.
So I hope you enjoy the new thread title!

i think this thread should be moved to the conspiracy forum next. after that it could be moved to sexuality or maybe even hobbies. with each move it would mutate into something completely different. soon it might even take on a life of its own, moving from section to section at will and devouring the entire site. eventually it would be forced to move on to other sites, soon infecting the entire internet with its depraved indifference. you-tube would be filled with videos of fairy orgies and mountain dew ads, my-space would become its-space and e-bay would have nothing but pixie stix and glow in the dark condoms for sale. soon the world would come to a grinding halt and mass chaos would ensue.

sounds like fun to me.:woohoo:

You know......just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you......

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

i think this thread should be moved to the conspiracy forum next. after that it could be moved to sexuality or maybe even hobbies. with each move it would mutate into something completely different. soon it might even take on a life of its own, moving from section to section at will and devouring the entire site. eventually it would be forced to move on to other sites, soon infecting the entire internet with its depraved indifference. you-tube would be filled with videos of fairy orgies and mountain dew ads, my-space would become its-space and e-bay would have nothing but pixie stix and glow in the dark condoms for sale. soon the world would come to a grinding halt and mass chaos would ensue.

sounds like fun to me.:woohoo:

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You'd have to sock in a LOT of miracle grow to feed it with....:D

Miracle-Gro is an EXCELLENT topping on steaks and corn on the cob. Brings out the texture, really..

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Originally Posted by Weedhound

You'd have to sock in a LOT of miracle grow to feed it with....:D

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though little research has been done in this field, there are certain things we do know about raising such creatures. first and foremost is that they are never to be stimulated in any way, encouraging them only make them harder to handle. their exact dietary needs are unknown, but they are generally considered to be omnivorous and have been known to devour small web sites in a single sitting. neither their origin nor life span have yet been determined, but it is suspected that they are generated by delusional minds and will soon die if completely ignored. our investigations into the lives of these strange and wondrous beasts are far from complete and if you have any information about them you would like to share we can be contacted at -
[email protected]


oh, and pb - watch out, miracle-gro has been known to cause lab rats in cancer.

Personally...I like Miracle-Gro...anything that don't kill you...only makes you stronger...:lol5:....:bigsmoke:

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Originally Posted by Purple Banana

Miracle-Gro is an EXCELLENT topping on steaks and corn on the cob. Brings out the texture, really..

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I sprinkle Miracle-Gro on my oatmeal in the morning - it helps with regularity. :thumbsup:

PC :stoned:

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

they are generally considered to be omnivorous and have been known to devour small web sites in a single sitting.

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...although I am unable to post pics due a govt. chip in my computer, I felt it imperative to the survival of my brethren to be

able to identify these menacing beasts of burden. This avatar (as of 9/14) is the best photo to date of one of these creatures
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lmao, I love the new thread title..totally correlates with the first post

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

This is an absolutely ridiculous thread.
You cannot grow indoors without fertilizer. Even outdoors, if you want good growth, you MUST provide a source of nutrition to your plants, be it from compost, guano, or liquid ferts.
Better quality fertilizer makes better quality pot.
The OP needs to do some reading and find better sources than 'some people who smoked pot'...
Mother Nature can't be bothered to go hunting around for pot plants to help out. There are no fertilizer fairies who magically appear and feed your plants.
THC isn't the only psychoactive chemical in pot either. By your logic, my tomatoes that I've grown with Miracle Grow should also make me paranoid.
But they just make me full, and give me canker sores if I eat too many.
This is stupid.

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So, I didn't discover the cause of paranoia, go ahead and sprinkle it on your cheerios:wtf:

this reminds me of stephen hawking's theory on blackholes. the science community shut down hawking's idea simply because it attempted to overthrow the fundamental principles of physics. are not you all open to new ideas? just think about it...indoor growing without the hassle of fertilizing. who cares about the facts? that's a fucking idea! hell, space travel was merely a dream of a madman...

oh yeah. this about curing paranoia. ferts--the cause of paranoia? *scratches head* it's an idea!

I absolutely hate asinine crap like this. No scientific proof, no logical statements, not even a shred of truth. There actually are people reading for factual information and wasting ones time on this drivel is absolutely crazy. Why do people do that?

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Originally Posted by qdavid

Why do people do that?

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I think it's because they've been smoking weed grown with 'fertilizer'.