Most random, out-of-nowhere question you've been asked?

Somebody once asked me, "Most random, out-of-nowhere question you've been asked?". That's it.

While shopping at Wal-Mart:

"Excuse me, can you tell me where "blank" is?"

I stared at her blankly and asked, "Am I wearing a blue vest with a name tag asking how may I help you?"

while hanging out in san clemente one day, a tourist asked me "can you tell me where the beach is?" this may not seem like an odd question, but at the time we were standing within two blocks of the beach and next to us was a sign that said "beach access---->".

"if gay people dont reproduce, why are there so many of them?" was asked this about a year ago while smoking, and it became a debate, later i found out that he heard that line from a comedian, which i saw the episode of.

this one time i was asked a question. however it was just to test my iq (133). "why are they called APART-MENTS when they're so closed together". i felt like bitchslapping him.

"do trees talk about us when we arn't in the forest?" asked to me while walking through the park smoking a J.

is a duck a type of fish?

i was at the bus stopping kissin my girlfriend, when two blokes walked by and one said to the other. look at the those lesbians go. so i dug in a little deeper as they watched. then turned around and said alrite. they looked proper shocked/mortified/confused and walked on.

i had long hair at the time.

made me piss

peace

"Excuse please, do you know how to find naked ladies?"

Asked by a group of bowing/bobbing Japanese tourists in Amsterdam at 2 am.
I don't think they quite understood why I was holding onto the lamppost crying with laughter.

Damn that Dolphin space cake!