The smell of sex

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Yeah... so... I think my carpool driver gave me the sniff test this morning...

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Oh gawd that just killed me. My cheeks still hurt - sorry, but my understanding of 'the sniff test' was that it involved digits, uhh.. insertion, and finally examination via taking a whiff.

My immediate thought was "Damn, now that's Casual Friday."

Heh...they hiring? ;)

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Originally Posted by the image reaper

I can't say for sure, because I didn't cheat on my women, but a married buddy of mine had real difficulty keeping his pants on ... whenever he would get home, his wife would meet him at the door, and sniff his tool, make sure where it's been ... :S2:

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What. the. fuck.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

he DID see me kiss the man ...

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Sooooo? Go on.....Does that mean Stinkys got a new man?:wtf:

BOOOOO!...lol

...yeah but is his smile as good as-:D



;)

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Originally Posted by Chronisseur

Sooooo? Go on.....Does that mean Stinkys got a new man?

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Naw... same ol' Donk... I sat him down and told him that I didn't see him being ready for a relationship right now and that I'd love to see where things go sometime in the indefinite future, but for now, I'm not holding my breath... But that I still want to go fishing and hang out and all that. That 'and all that' clause was a good one to add... :D

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

Naw... same ol' Donk...

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I see, he has a promising future with you!

Mmmm... my hands smell like sex... that lovely combination of apocrine gland secretions and vaginal fluid... takes days to get off my skin sometimes.

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Originally Posted by khronik

Mmmm... my hands smell like sex... that lovely combination of apocrine gland secretions and vaginal fluid... takes days to get off my skin sometimes.

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My skin exfoliates at a faster than normal rate, so unfortunately it doesnt last as long on my hands. So to make up for it, I triple up on doses :D