What's The Stupidest Thing You've Done While High??

I was at my friend's house. His parents were sleeping just down the hall so I had to be queit.

I had the muchies of course so we invaded his kitchen. The were tons of photos on his fridge, and I started looking at them. On one of the photos I saw a dog with two heads. Of course, how can a dog have two heads? So I just kept on staring at the photo for like a minute expecting to suddenly see one head on it. Finally, I convinced myself that the dog really has two heads and asked my friend: "Wow, does that dog really have two heads?"
... of course it only had one....
after that I spent like 2 minutes rolling on the floor lauging about what I just said.

lighting a bush on fire because i thought it would distract the fact that i was high

I am not a small person. I am a 6'3" rugby player (second row for those in the know). first time i got blazed was in high school. These two girls were slapping my face and i was laughing. out of the blue my cousins bitch of a girlfriend comes up and hits me hard in the nuts and took off. i took off after her only to knock over a table, a couple chairs (one with a buddy in it), and broke a door frame (ya i went through a crappy basement door). I never caught her but my cousin stopped me and got me to calm down.

another time we got drunk and stoned at my buddy's house while his mom was out of town. i left to go home for curfew but he was so drunk i just told my dad that i wanted to spend the night over there to make sure he didnt get too sick. i was rip roaring wasted and smoked a joint the whole drive over there. he lives in this nice neighborhood that is still being developed. a cop saw me "run" into the house and came and knocked on the door. my boy was still passed out so i answered. i told the officer that i was just there to check in on my sick friend and his parents werent home. next thing i knew, i was in cuffs. they searched the house guns drawn, and i was yelling at the cops because i was wasted and angry. they couldnt find my friend so i, still in cuffs, had to lead them through the house which was full of shit from the party. i led them to the basement and showed them his room. they woke him up and told he said it was cool if i stayed. they were embarrassed that they went through all of that so let it all slide. i damn near shit myself on that cause there was definately a bong on the fireplace that they must have ignored

my friend fell all the way down a staircase in his house once. i never really did anything stupid except like forget what im talking about in the middle of a sentence and laugh at dumb shit. that reminds me. Home Alone 2 is really funny high, but Indian in the Cupboard still made me laugh the most.

one time we were on vacation went into one of those photo booths we had just burned in the ally. I was cracking up till it hurt~~

Another time I was in the hospital for tests on my brain, hubby snookmd a phatty incognito. I was so wanting out of there he was getting lonely without me "we smoked it' then went back to my room and had "hot sex" on the sink.

that one was the best time :smokin::smokin:

;)

How come there are all these "Whats the stupidest thing you have done?" threads? Why aren't there "What is the smartest thing you've done threads"?

working on customers vehicles probably when i was at the garage, used to roll one skinners instead of smoking fags, i was constantly baked while working there

probably leave a 1/4 bag outside my front door at like 3am totally baked, and the mom finds it in the morning to laugh and say it rained/ its ruined and i grabbed it from her and said its probably better since it was dry as hell anyways. look on her face was priceless.

me and a buddy were high as hell around a fire pit and we broke 5 plastic chairs between us. woke up to a huge mess outside.

when i spent the entire afternoon walking around all the shops in the three towns where i live for find a particular tyoe of crisps, frazzles, only to find them in the last and closest shop to where i live. but man was i fucking happy

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Originally Posted by colour86

probably leave a 1/4 bag outside my front door at like 3am totally baked, and the mom finds it in the morning to laugh and say it rained/ its ruined and i grabbed it from her and said its probably better since it was dry as hell anyways. look on her face was priceless.

me and a buddy were high as hell around a fire pit and we broke 5 plastic chairs between us. woke up to a huge mess outside.

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Awsome stuff right there... LOL...

my friend and i went to target blazedd. i was coming out of an isle and i was just staring at this girls ass, and i snapped out of it when i realized her parents were laughing at me watching her haha

then my friend payed for his stuff at the counter, and we just walked out.
ME- "dude i think you forgot you stuff at the counter"
FRIEND- "no, i put it in my pocket." so he looks in his pockets. "...shit."

so we went back and got it lol

funniest shit ever

lets see, there is many. but one thing jumps to my mind when i think "stupid." so me and my best friend, and 3 other people we had just met the night befor, decide to go down the road and break into these guy's garage that had ripped me a 1/4 i payed 60 for, and gave him 10 in gas to go get it as well the week prior. so this new kid we just met says i can break into it, ill get a bunch a shit, so wtf worst that could happen this kid ends up dead. so we went. he tries punching out the window, gashed his arm from the wrist to the elbow. so a girl said she was gunna try going thru the broken window, i said fuck that im not gunna let a girl get all cut up for nothing. so we went to his truck found flats of pot plants like what abunch of flowers come in, 45 pot plants we snagged them up, and i took a 12 gage from the back window in the cab of his truck. so i ended up driveing the new guy to the hospital with 45 plants and a gun in my trunk. biggest adrenaline rush ever, but stupidest thing ever.

I was eating a twix. I opened it, put the wrapper in my mouth and almost threw away the chocolate bar. Then I was like... wtf, and spit out the wrapper.

i say a lot of stupid, silly shit. i tend to forget.....well, everything. i'm pretty fun to hang around, though.
one time my ex and i were really high, and we went to jack in the box. this is us ordering:
JITB: Hi welcome to JITB can i take your order?
Him: yeah uhhhhh gimme a second..
Me: OMG I WANT IT ALL!!
Him: noooooooo............you wanna get one of each?!
Me: no fuck that lol uhm gimme a number 5....curly fries FUCK YEAH! and a fanta *starts singing the fanta song*
Him: ok i want [whatever whatever].
Me: sweeeet. gimme french toast sticks, too!!
Him: dude, that's alot. you better give me one!
*he starts to drive foward*
Me: WAIT YOU FORGOT TO ORDER!!!
we laugh for 5 minutes, and he orders the food.
we drive foward, give them the money, get our food, and laugh about the weird looks we were getting. the guy gave me an extra order of french toast sticks!! i think he could hear out entire conversation. it was awesome.

last semester wintertime id say around feb...

got baked at my place w friends and was getting ready to drive a carload of people to dinner. i started my car it was snowing lightly and i decided to run in and get a 2nd sweatshirt. got out and slammed the door stonededly, heard my car doors auto-lock (fuck) and ended up outside in the snow with the keys locked in my car running WITH the lights on. cellphone locked in too. my stupid high idiot ass had to call campus police (i lived RIGHT offcampus so they took a trip out for me) to come bail me out and unlock the doors. they were mad nice about coming out in the snow and didnt mention anything about my stinking of weed (couldnt get inside to change my clothes). they just laughed and opened the doors and left, lucky for me.

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when i spent the entire afternoon walking around all the shops in the three towns where i live for find a particular tyoe of crisps, frazzles, only to find them in the last and closest shop to where i live. but man was i fucking happy

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Good call! Frazzles are the best crisps hands down!

my mom dosent smoke that much but when she does its hilarious. so yesterday i go to smoke a joint with her and after shes complaing about how her nose is stuffed up so she thinks vicks you know the stuff you put on your chest, well she thinks put some under her nose to clear it up right.so after a couple mins of looking she dosent find anything so she has the smart idea to use icy hot i didnt anything and she takes this big glob of icy hot and puts it on her upper lip at this time im laughing like chong when cheech takes all that acid and in a couple seconds she start screaming like all hell.i was on the ground rolling i couldnt beleive she just did that, now thats one of the stupidest things if seen some 1 do while high
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:stoned:waited for a stop sign to turn green.:hippy:

Going to a shopping mall alone...my second time blazing and off some dank shit, that was not fun.

once me and my buddies made a pizza, but we forgot to turn off the oven and it was on for the whole night... that was pretty scary, cause we could have burned down the house.... and then another time, we had a "magazine fight" in my room, we just picked up magazines off the floor and ripped pages out and threw them at eachother... and then another time, we thought it was OK to lean against the school in a corner nobody went into and smoke a massive joint, and we did, and then about halfway through, our friends came up and freaked the shit out of us, so we put it away, and then a security guard came through like 2 seconds later and told us to go back to the cafeteria... that was reallllllly close though...

and indoor fireworks. that was dumb too haha but we kept on doing them until we noticed like an hour later there were massive burn marks on the carpet, and his room smelled like sulfur really bad and was practically hotboxed with firework smoke.

The other mornin, my ride took me to my mornin classes. I had rolled a j of this sour diesel( gotta love it here in NorCal) i got. It burned slow and was a crazy wake N Bake. So on the way to classes she cut down this neighborhood. And as soon as she took a corner mad fast, i saw a big truck with lights and in big letters it said "Smoke Detecter". I almost shit my pants... I was so lit. I didn't know what to think. ahaha.
Peace.