You know you're high when you can't even find the strength to lift&light a fresh bowl.
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You know you're high when you can't even find the strength to lift&light a fresh bowl.
you know your high when you watch a whole movie, and dont remember a damn thing that happened. And the only way you can explain it is "Man, there was this one part, where the one guy, did the one thing, then the hot chick shows up, and she does something else"
Hahahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
I'm proud to say I've been that high.
:jointsmile::hippy::thumbsup:
That shit happens to me all the time. I'll be watching some TV show, and it'll go to commercials, and halfway through the commercial break I'll be wondering what the hell I'm watching because I won't remember at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
Dude.... I saw that movie! 3 times! I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
you know you're high when you make hash brownies and forget to put weed in.
You know you're high when you start making really random noises. Meepzorp. PthbthbthbtbhZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ kaBOOOOOOOOOM!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zannies
You know your high, when someone trys to tell you something and, when you look at them talking to you, you see their lips moving.. but no words are coming out... Oh wait thats just cause I dont care.
You know your high, when you go to your kitchen to look for food, and you dont have anything, cause you where high the night befor. So you decide to go down to the store to buy something to eat, and after shopping you get to the checkout with your food, and when you reach into your pocket for money all you find is a bag of pot, and you walk out of the store with no worries.
when you drive 15 minutes into town to get dr. pepper because your really thirsty, then go into the gas station only to find out that they dont sell it there after you spent 20 minutes walking around looking at all the cool little things for sale. Then you go to the walmart and start wondering around and find the chip and snack Aisle think about how good everything looks. then you walk to the video part and start watching happy feet and have no fucking idea why a monkey would be living at the south pole. Then you drive back home an hour later only to realize as you walk in the door that you forgot the fucking dr. pepper! === that is a very true story haha
I DO THAT!!! WOOP WOOP!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
You know when your high when you walk home when you had your car...(only 10min walk)
When someone calls you to speficially remind you to get something where you're already going, and you think at the time, "cool, two birds with one stone for once, I only have to go to wal mart ONCE tonight!" then totally forget and have to drive back again.
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a clean bong is a sign of a sound mind
you know your high when ur scratchin the top of your head at 5:15 in the morning thinkng of post to this thread...
You know your high when all of a sudden you notice all your friends are looking at you weird cuz your making weird faces and dont know it.
You know your high when your pumping gas and you feel the pump click cause your full but you never started and the store lady is looking at you weird.
You know your high when your neighbor is an undercover cop on steak out mowing there grass.
^ Never been that high.Quote:
Originally Posted by JD1stTimer
You know you're high when you start saying stupid shit: "Hey you ever seen dat dere brit bru dat derr et?"
Spoken in a southern accent. Try it, its funny! :rastasmoke:
you know your high when you take a hit of marijuana
you know your high when you pass out in your chair with a joint in hand.
You know you are high when you can't remember that you just smoked:S5:
you know your high when you read this thread 5 times in a row...
:)You know your high when you are walking around looking for your lighter everywhere & it is in your hand! :stoned: :S2:
You know you are high when you are replying to a thread and in the middle of the reply you forget what the thread was about and why you are replying:S2:
You know you're high when you don't even remember how much you smoked
You know your high when you go to sit down, and miss the chair.
You know you're a stoner when your last speed violation was clocked 42 mph in a 65:D
...when you're the thinnest person at the dinner table, and you've ALREADY cleared two plates!
You know your high when you read a statement and then you think that you're the one that thought of it.
Also you know you're high when you watch Memory Masters for 50 minutes and all you can think about is "damn what a damn long infomercial."
When you find yourself randomly saying "BUT I LOVE MACARONI!" to a friend when he is talking about football.
you know your high when you think everything is too loud
you know your high when you cant tell if your hungry or full
you know your high when you watch a girls gone wild info-mirtial and cant figure out why theyd blur nudity in a porno
hahaha that happened to me in licensed to wed, i felt like i just watched a commercial for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
You know your high, when your boss knows your high
when you spend 3 hours obessing over how soft your blanket is.
When you try to count how many dots are on the cieling.
When you spend 19 minutes making this post
You know you're high when your eyes are completely red. So red, very red.
you know your high when you have to stop by the grocery store everyday because you kill your pantry at night
When you are on the couch watchin tv and the cat is sittin in between you and your friend and as you pass the blunt you hold it out to the cat and just keep on watchin tv:stoned:
...when you keep saying "red" till it sounds very unfamiliar!Quote:
Originally Posted by STON3D Gam3r
u know ur high when u wake ur brother up at 4am to tell him the funniest shit in the world, only to forget it the minute he wakes up
When you're tearing apart your truck looking for that bong when you realize you're in your friend's dad's truck and yours is parked beside it.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by KomfortablyKnumb
or when your having trouble starting your car, only to realize the key wont turn CUZ ITS NOT YOUR CAR!:D
you know when your high when you swing walk with your friend down a street when you two are straight.