hang him by his balls...:stoned:
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hang him by his balls...:stoned:
. I agree some of the methods people have described are unessacary but then so was killing thousands upon thousands of Jews and innocent people unessacary.
u know it's funny everybody hates nazi's and all that happened but yet everytime something in the world happens it's the jews fault why is this? people bash hitler for what he did but yet bash the jews everytime they turn around like the whole peace issue in the middle east it laways falls back on the jews.why don't we let them do what they need to do to protect themselfs instead of the us always steping in say don't do that?
it's "macho man randy savage" for the record
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Originally Posted by palerider7777
Lmao, you're preaching to the wrong person here. Some of my family is Jewish, and yes, they are blood related.
90% of the German population is completely embarrassed and ashamed of that entire part of history, trust me I lived there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hontzymonster
And you would not want to be my rival if my mission is to deal death, for you would die before you had a chance to realize it was coming.
If I was lucky enough to go back in time to assassinate, I would bring only a folded Katana, or folded straight blade Diato, and a folded Tanto. I would need nothing else except for some type of camoflauge.
If I could go back in time, however, I would much rather go to the battle of Sparta against the Persian empire. Now THAT would be a death well deserved! :)
i wouldnt assassinate hitler.
rope and some acid nuf said :D
I would bang him over the head with a jew.
first i would say no, but if I had some how ended up in the past any ways I would be afraid to even sneeze. I wouldn't just go around killing people, ESPECIALLY SOME ONE WITH SUCH A BIG PART OF HISTORY. It's not like phil of the Future (disney show) where every one can just go back in time and do whatever the hell they want. When you change the past you change the future. If this were possible even the smallest thing could change history forever. There's a theory that killing/saving one single butterfly in the past could change the weather patterns of the future
Butterfly effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Some how I think killing a human with so much influence would make things much more different.
well i just like pointing out truth. as it seem here in the usa theres always a double standard going on as people not only in the us but everywhere really, they only want to stand up for the "cause"when it works for them.and as i see it everybody over there wants that lil tiny bit of land they have over there and everyone wants it seems weird to me well not really i know why but most people look past that as if it's not there
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
I wouldn't, the man was a genius. I would go back and give him some A-Bombs so he wins ww2 and the world we live in would be infinitely better.
way to make a first impression, I can see you'll be popular.Quote:
Originally Posted by musictrades
If hitler did rule the world at least i'd still be alive. I'm white and of German descent....lol.
Ignorance, thy name is DefilerQuote:
Originally Posted by TheDefiler
kill him cause he has it coming? I like what clint eastwood said in the movie
THE UNFORGIVEN,.........We all got it coming.
ok ok first i'd nail his sack to a wooden table. Then i'd take a hammer and smash his balls in to a million pieces. Then i'd take a large knife....cut off his sack containing the broken pieces and lodge it in his throat so he would choke on it. But i would take the sack out every so often so that he didnt die from it...but suffered from choking on his own sack. After doing this for about 3 hours i would be bored with the sack so i would just have to store it in his butt for safe keeping. Then i'd start getting down to business and start cutting off each one of his fingers....dip them all in the hottest hott sauce i can find and make him eat them. Then i'd cut off his hands (whats left of them) and have them swing from some kind of rope mechanizm where they would constantly smack him. I would leave him like this for maybe 5 hours. Finally i would just toss him in the oven where he would die.
Lol. :thumbsup:
i still belivee i wouldn't do such a thing... i only said how i would (realisitcly... sorry, like i stated he was extremely paranoid, and he also had a huge army by him at all times.... the only real way (honestly) would be to do it at an extremely far range...
anyways... i honestly believe it'd cause such a ripple effect the outcome could be infininately worse then we know it as of now....
here's a theory, so you kill hitler... he still had millions in his army.... and they weren't there cuz of fear of him (for the most part) they belived in his campaign (not all, but a shitload did, probably even most) so someone else would take his place to keep the war going.... now what you have is a completely diffrent person organizing the strikes... probably less paraniod then hitler....
how could this affect the outcome? think about it... 2 degrees higher of an IQ and the ability to move around at will (instead of hiding) could easily of turned things around... perhaps the replacement was smarter, and had better battle strategies... strategies that could have resulted, ultimately in us losing the war....
that's just one of a literally infininate number of diffrent outcomes.
true, it could very easily of ended things faster... i' mnot saying that every outcome would be worse.. but since it's so far in the past, and we're relatively 'at peace' woudl you really want to risk it? honestly?
i wouldn't.
Man, If I had a time machine Id say screw it, and go back to when dinosaures roamed the earth. Or id go back to the early 1900's with a bunch of movie scripts and modern technology, and become very rich.
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Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I'm not saying that he didn't get what was coming to him though. :D
Id go die in the Spartans battle against the Persian army. Either that or go back to the founding of the Shao Lin temple and train with the ORIGINAL MASTERS. Hell yeah....Quote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
woo only one post and you already have 2 red squares. i think this may be a record!Quote:
Originally Posted by musictrades
i am a little german..but i would still SHOOT him right between the eyes :):jointsmile:
nah all you need is a sports alamanac dude...Quote:
Originally Posted by Blitzed
pull a back to the future lol... but yeah i'd love to go back to the early 1900's... like before weed was illegal...
i'd make it apoint to smoke with every single president and turn him into a full fledged pothead.... along with key members of congress and what not... so they'd never illegalize it...
:D but then yal in the future would have a problem... instead of oil, america would be taken over the hemp/cannabis industry...
I have already answered this once but I thgouht of something else...nightcrawlers up his asshole, when they have no where to go butt a hole, thats where there heading...they will slowly work through his intestines, in his nostrils.. I dont know.
Lets not waste time. Just blow the mother fucker to smithereens
( again)...lol !:gunfighter2:
I am sorry for all the jews and people he surrounded and tortured and killed in cold blood hate.:sadcrying:sadcrying:sadcrying:sadcrying
yea that has meaning, as much as u know u should'nt need any of that.or do u mean u would go there to teach them lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
people are blind
i would boil up all the people he killed, then dig a massive pit thats about 60ft deep and 6ft radius, then i would put him in the bottom and gradually tip the boiled up sauce of the people he killed on to him very slowly over weeks.
depending on his will to live, i would just repeat the process over and over, filling and refilling, till he drowned in the blood and remains of those he killed
i'd fuck his mom before his dad did.
I would say 90% is a gross underestimate. I've never met a German who didn't think Hitler was a brutal monster. They hate him so much that Nazism and Nazi symbolism are illegal in Germany and Austria.Quote:
Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
Just shoot him in the head until he doesn't move anymore. Simple enough :).
Should any of you assassinate Hitler, we would lose the VW Beetle forever. Are any of you bold enough to deny the world such a beautiful product of German ingenious and engineering? I think not!
VROOOOM VROOOOM!!! BEEP BEEP!!! OUT OF MY WAY, COMMUNIST ASSHOLES!!!
get close to him.. then take him out when he has gained my confidence.
oh yes... he wouldnt even suspect it.
the trouble with hitler is he took it too far. what he did for germany was great and he basically built their infrastructure and work ethic that continues today.
he however like most rulers got corrupted.
most of the german army didnt know what he was doing and whilst it was prevelant that jews where being rounded up, it wasnt common knowledge they were being executed
im sure most of the soilders regret their actions and the consequences. but people have and will always fight for their country. it represents home, family and their heritage. not nessecarily that they agree with their leaders political agenda
parralells are easily drawn between america and iraq
as with all monsters in history, they do serve as a warning. it is debatable wether japan would be as great a nation and the leading in technology if it had not have been attacked with a nuclear weapon.
the repocussions of killing hitler may have spawned something much worse. maybe even a rise to power of himler or another of hitlers right hand men, who debatably are much worse as they often created and executed plans built around rough ideas or impregnated ideas of hitler.
the man was unstanble to say the least, there are grey areas around his sexuality and relationships with boys and his female cousins and his marraige to ava brown is well documented as sterile.
i know this is a hypothetical forum, but it does raise an interesting question in the laws of space and time and the different perceptions we have upon them. one of the main catalsty of the war was the assasination of the polish or italian king, prime minister ..??!! stoned
so hitlers assasination may not be the answer. all we can do is learn from the mistakes of our fellow man. yet genocide and mass killings of innocents is something that has happened many times since. it is a real shame
still id like to believe he is paying his pennance
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