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Originally Posted by 420_24/7

i fingured a cow because i have double ds, why is there polka dot but not like brown

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Whoa, mine's June 18 too.

i sucked a over weght asin women because im a bitch...

Lol! ^^

i slept with a cat because i was wasted

I sucked a blind man because I'm mentally ill

I fingered an orange because i'm a bitch:(

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Originally Posted by xtreme23

i shot a drug dealer because im mentally ill... lol

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No soup for you!

i jacked off a cat cause im a loser

4/28 with a black shirt on... so apparently i ate out a black pornstar because i have a giant penis hahaha thats probably the best answer

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Originally Posted by pattyboy

i fingured paris hilton because i hate my life lol

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At least you got to finger a chick.

I fingered a dog because I'm a bitch. LOL

lol i shot a homo because i was wasted

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs. Something's not right with that sentence. Or with the characterization of my boobs as amazing!

i licked a prostitue because im mentally ill

i hope im mentally ill for doing that they probably got AIDS and other STD's

I jerked off a frech fry because I have a gigantic penis. That would probably be true if I wasn't a female.:D

I blew a cow Because I have a gigantic penis lol

I slept with a condom because i hate my life. Hahaha.

How do you sleep with a condom anyway?

I jerked a cat off because i'm a bitch and mentally ill, not true i'm not a bitch.

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Originally Posted by LIP

I slept with a condom because i hate my life. Hahaha.

How do you sleep with a condom anyway?

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you could put it on and thrust at the air. or you could put it on and just go to bed. either way is just as bad. haha

put it on then shag a beautiful women for a few hours then go to sleep:D sounds o.k to me.

i cuddled with a mexican because im a bitch

I jerked off a cat because I am a loser. Damn that's rough.

I fingered a horse, because I'm a loser. Go me.

I cuddled with a prostitute because I have a gigantic penis. I have weird fetishes =\

I sucked a pickle because I was wasted. Aww, guess I was mad at my boyfriend at the time...;)

Hahahhaa some funny ones here lol!!

Mine is fuckin awesome...

I slept with your mom because I have a gigantic penis...

hahahahaha and Ive so totally fucked a mom too... actually now that I think about it, Ive fucked a couple of em. I love mommies! :D


Hahaha... mine is the fuckin best. Not the funniest.. but definitely the best! Mad props to CC for putting the coolest combination on my birthday lol

i blew a dog because im a loser

= (

'i licked a french fry because i smoke crack'

i lick french fries regardless, they are salty....mmmm

I hooked up with your mom cause she thinks I look so hot without a shirt on. I ain't got no double D's.

Mine is still the best!! YES!! CC gots my back.

Either that or the undeniable power of being born on the 13th of October permeates more than just my surrounding thunderhead of an aura, but also into the internet.. either way.. YES!!

today i licked a hooker for being a loser....:(

Haha!! yeah grazi yours was classic :D LOL CJ it could be worse i suppose :p

I fucked a dog because im a loser

i licked your mom because i was wasted. well the beer googles were on and she said your dad can't make her cum no more

dude you could have a posh wank, no mess

i blew an orange because i have a huge penis.

....i like oranges.