AMEN,SISTER!!!! :thumbsup::jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
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AMEN,SISTER!!!! :thumbsup::jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
I will...Quote:
Originally Posted by picilo
LMAO....too funny...gotta be a stoner I forgot I had already posted a reply the other day!!!!:D:stoned: :stoned:
I am 4.2 around and 7 long.
Dunno why I felt the need to share that.
Intrestingly, condoms don't really feel tight when I assumed they always would be when I was growing up. I thought they'd be almost invisible but they really aren't...Are they supposed to be? xD
While I don't doubt my own sexual experience I do have a void in it when it comes to looking at other male erect and condom bearing cocks. :p
LMAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Iambreathingin
It's a sign that you feel like you need a bigger one if anything ;pQuote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
Guys you know it is really not how long but how fat. I's so rather have it fat that a 7incher.
Dear god not that guy...he'd crush you before he'd give you a good wrestling match.Quote:
Originally Posted by PunjabiPowerHouse
lmao !!
ya'll are crazy!!
in facto mungo size does not matter its all about insertin the pecker ALL THE WAY IN the woob, she on top always, rock gently,
connection!
if ya lock up (like dogs do!)
she got off!
:hippy::jointsmile:
BFA LOL My bf too has an 8incher and I too measured it hehe and it too hurts when we do certain positions.
i like em that size though. but im gonna say it doesnt matter because ive had great se with a small one, its all in how the guy works it.
picilo wrote:
"Guys, size does matter to us more than women, but its IS true that bigger is better to a point. If you suck at sex, a larger than average cock will not help you at all. And for the record, studies show that girth is FAR more important than length. Most penis are on average 5" - 5.5" BPEL, and about 4" - 4.25" EG. The female vagina is about 5" deep, so you dont have to be above average in length to hit the cervix, and the G-spot right in front of it on the top of the vagina walls. But if you want to make her cum fast and hard, then having around a 5" - 6" EG would help you out tremendously... Can any of you ladies back me up on this one...."
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Originally Posted by DarkHairedSativa
The man has a point, and the she validated it! Girth does it for the ladies!!! :stoned: Thank god for blessing me and my unit!!!!!!! :D hehehe. . .
Eh, I don't really like how you said that. It seems like you're making a generalization. Just because somebody is strong and/or enjoys wrestling, doesn't make them uneducated by any means, or he might just be a really buff actor :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
It seems like I am defending myself but lol, believe me, I'm not buff by any means, nor do I know any wrestlers or anything.. I'm just a little baked and might be rambling, but I don't like how you did that..
Don't mean to start anything, just making a statement..
Peace, love, and respect :hippy:
I always find it funny that many guys feel the need, when discussing penis size, to interject with "Well, I've got an 8 incher and it's nuisance sometimes" or "girth is way better than length, thankfully, I have a thick member"
Just a funny observation :)
THANK GOD I HAVE A THICK MEMBER!!! :thumbsup: I could satisfy a moose!!! Didnt you know, Megatron can transform his cock into any women pleasing size!!! Megatron is all powerful!!! hahahahahaa... No but seriously this is the internet, any one can say any thing they want.... Thats why the internet was invented. In the words of Ben Affleck, "the internet was created so that people could anonymously slander others." And its the damn truth. Kind of like a lot of you guys do on this site, DAILY. LOL, but im not one to point fingers, just ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on........ Grow more dank and stop dwelling on the things in life that you cannot control... Unless your Megatron and can transform into super vibrator. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz...... :S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie
Yeah, I realize it's the internet, which is why I'm puzzled when people feel the need to state things about their penis. And making an observation about it, is hardly dwelling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megatron
You can talk about penis size without telling everyone about your junk. just saying.
Then again, I have made somebody squirt *ketchup* out of their nose by stating that I had a 14 inch penis, in length and diameter, and that it's shaped like a bucket... no handle.
sex is not everything :hippy:
I wonder why god made sex organs anyhow?:cool:
Maybe the world is being ruled by a big dick or a
vagena with legs!
half baked sentences runth over
:thumbsup::rastasmoke:
later!
Please, correct me if im wrong, but am i right in thinking that your implying God is a walking vagina? LoL - Coz if you are, that's comedic gold! Well, i found it funny at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by silkyblue
There seems to be alot of people [blokes] tooting their own horn doesnt there? - Pardon the pun, IF there was a pun. :rastasmoke:
My enormous penis gives me back problems. I'm considering reduction surgery.
Sounds like heaven to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
Size matters... size of bank account... size of SUV... size of belt buckle... :D
(you DO know I'm kidding?)
HEY!! Its not the size of the buckle... its how ya wear it!
LOL stinky, are you really!?
Actually yeah; dude I'm seeing has student loan debt up to his neck, drives a VW, and I've never seen him wear a belt... he is, however, 6-4/275, and the contents of the package are just what the brochure promised.... So it's all good! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
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Actually yeah; dude I'm seeing has student loan debt up to his neck, drives a VW, and I've never seen him wear a belt... he is, however, 6-4/275, and the contents of the package are just what the brochure promised.... So it's all good!
Heh, now I'm curious - are you like 5'3" like my wife is?
I used to think petite ladies were all the rage, and chased them accordingly. Now that I'm older, well, let's just say I resent her eating schedule conflicting with when I get laid.
Made me think of Drew Carey's book Dirty Jokes and Beer; my dick is so big... it doesn't return Spielberg's calls.Quote:
My enormous penis gives me back problems. I'm considering reduction surgery.
My dick is so big...we're all actually standing on it right now.
My dick is so big...I can wear it as a tie.
Ahhhhh, good times....
Smaller even.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueDevil
Petite, though, I am not. When I came back from commercial fishing in Alaska I could not wear dress shirts because my biceps do not fit in them. I'm 165 and look about 25 lbs lighter. I'm actually more concerned about having a big dude who I'm not likely to injure, rather than worrying about whether his bits and pieces are built to factory specifications.
well i think it does to an extent...i think those men whom have smaller than average penises have to work harder in the sack than us more privaleged males because our size provides us with an advantage...idk if taht makes sense or not...because a man with a small penis is not necessarily bad n bed and a man with a huge one isnt necessarily great...
it does matter if you want to take a girl to the highest of pleasure, and you can reach the uterus, and g-spot with the thickness. usually I guess on average 8 inches would be perfect and impressive, any bigger might need some adjustment, depending on the girl. 7 inches is well average I guess.. again depending on the girl.
7 is average?...haha 5 and a half is, if 7 was so average i wouldnt get the reaction i get everytime i strip down...im thinkn u just have high expectations or have just been lucky
My Grand Pappy once told me as long as my pecker was big enough to satisfy Me I was doin fine....
Thats beautiful to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Yeah well I have the arms of a fisherman... and the language... and the table manners (Yes, I know which fucking fork to use. But I'd rather eat with my fingers. What of it?)... hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
Exactly. Thats a perfect image of beauty in my eyes. Im wierd, what of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
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Smaller even.
Petite, though, I am not. When I came back from commercial fishing in Alaska I could not wear dress shirts because my biceps do not fit in them. I'm 165 and look about 25 lbs lighter. I'm actually more concerned about having a big dude who I'm not likely to injure, rather than worrying about whether his bits and pieces are built to factory specifications.
Nice! I'll wager you've got one hell of a mean Keigel up your 'sleeve.'
Makes me wonder how many 'lesser' men you've sent to the emergency room. :D
If she says size doesn't matter than she's lying!!! :D
I love to put on a pair of jeans that shows off my nice package! :clap:
Wow... I can't believe you said that... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am fucking DYING over here, let me wipe the tears out of my eyes....Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueDevil
Anytime. :cool:
I wonder how many people broke out wiki after reading that...
Broke out Wiki? Broke out laughing is more like.
Just to add to the humor... hehehehehehehe
wiki definition:
The aim of Kegel exercises is to restore muscle tone and strength to the pubococcygeus muscles in order to prevent or reduce pelvic floor problems and to increase sexual gratification. Kegel exercises are said to be good for treating vaginal prolapse[1] and preventing uterine prolapse[2] in women; and for treating prostate pain and swelling resulting from Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia (BPH) and Prostatitis in men.
Kegel exercises may be beneficial in treating urinary incontinence in both men and women.[3] Kegel exercises are also known as pelvic floor exercises, or simply Kegels.
Although Dr. Kegel contemporized and popularized this practice, it is by no means new. The Taoists of ancient China developed a number of different sexual practices to strengthen and tone these same muscles for health, longevity, sexual gratification, and spiritual development. [citation needed] Directly akin to the Kegel exercise is the Taoist practice of the Deer Exercise. The Yogis of India also had a similar practice in Hatha Yoga known as Aswini Mudra (the horse gesture) which is taught and practiced to this day.
depending on the girl, you get to the point of no return, were there is no need for extra inches... I mean if my girl is riding me, i don't want my deep thrusts hitting her cervix.
on pills exercises etc:
they DON'T WORK! DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY
multiple 3rd parties have done the scientific research (and trust me, good research, most of the stuff you find talks about how they let the guy them self measure their before and after... we all know this doesnt work) the studies I've read, all had medical doctors doing the measurements, so that there would be no lying.
pills didnt do anything
penis pumps didnt do anything permanetly
stretch exercises didnt do anything (or jelqing or whatever)
the ONLY thing worth spending time is to work out your PC muscle.
basically as a guy, when you are peeing, try to stop peeing mid stream... that muscle you tense up is the PC muscle.
get that sucker strong and it can extremely increase your endurance.
youll be able to prolong ejaculation (assuming you are that good with it)
basically if you can master using the PC muscle to stop ejaculation, youll have the orgasm, but without the mess, AND without the loss of the erection, meaning you can keep on going... (hell go for another orgasm, and this time ejaculate)
the average female can orgasm from clitoral stimulation in maybe 10-15 minutes...
where as with straight up penetration, this is more like 20-25 minutes (if at all some women just cant orgasm from penetration)
strengthening the PC muscle and practicing will normally net you the added endurance needed to get the girl off via penetration. (if needed in the first place)
If size didn't matter why would women go to TJ and do donkey shows?