Do you have a nick name for your penis?

[align=center]Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds[/align]

....erm...the dodo :silly:

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Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420

ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.

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LOL!! bet he was a right tight c**t

i don't really have a nickname for it... at least nothing i use alot... my penis is an extension of me, so i guess i would have to call it my name...

other than that Testiclese

i named my dick lil john (its one of those things like they call the biggest dude in the gang tiny like that) and i name all three of my nuts (u just went WTF didint u) righty is named maryjane and the lefty is named keefer,


peace out TjM

I call mine Big Bird, and he hangs with Bert and Ernie, left and right respectively...

LOL... but seriously, no I dont really call it by a name, seems kinda wierd to name it.

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Originally Posted by ghosty

I call mine Big Bird, and he hangs with Bert and Ernie, left and right respectively...

LOL... but seriously, no I dont really call it by a name, seems kinda wierd to name it.

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Thats wierd... I call my dick "Ghosty"..... lmao juss playin. That would be awkard though, wouldnt it???

haha yeah, that'd be a little wierd

i gotta say.....little bob is the name if mine....tho it is not attached to me..it is mine, or he said it was one day when we got married, said as long as i can get little bob up, i could have as much of him as i want...guess who said that? big bob...lol.

wtf... MY dick is named Bob.. but non little lol

good ol' weasel :yippee:

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Originally Posted by LIP

My dick's called Frank. Say hi Frank.

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lmAO...hi....:wtf::D

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

Probably from Wierd Al's remake of the song MMM MMM MMM MMM. The part about John Bobbit.. lol

Anyways my penis is named "Bob." Simple and to the point. ("Bob my knob, or slob on Bob.. its your choice") I named one girlfriends vagina "Felix", another was "Marsha" and another girl asked me to name hers (I was honored!) and I named it "Victoria's Secret."

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OMG!!! :eek: :D That's a good idea......hmmm...:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by the joint meister

i named my dick lil john (its one of those things like they call the biggest dude in the gang tiny like that) and i name all three of my nuts (u just went WTF didint u) righty is named maryjane and the lefty is named keefer,


peace out TjM

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3 nuts?!?!? :wtf:

uhhh? a nick name for my penis? lol wtf!?!

when i was in middle school i named my dick "Wilbur".....

so i guess that would be the name of my penis....
havnt used that in awhile tho...

Thats awesome1:S2:

i call it chevy, cuz its like a rock haha

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Originally Posted by ganjzilla

i call it chevy, cuz its like a rock haha

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I figured yours would be cockzilla lmao. ^^ that reminded me of a joke where a man walked into a gay bar and the bartender told him he couldnt get served until he had a name for his dick. He asked a few people, one said what you did, another said "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" and he finally came up with "Secret. Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

I call mine "Dam... You where not lying"
At least what I was told since I was 16.

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Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary

I figured yours would be cockzilla lmao. ^^ that reminded me of a joke where a man walked into a gay bar and the bartender told him he couldnt get served until he had a name for his dick. He asked a few people, one said what you did, another said "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on tickin" and he finally came up with "Secret. Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

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LMAO!!!!:thumbsup:

Most times I call it -" lonely".

Mr. Inky

I can't even begin to remember where it came from.

the majic Johnson, mind u I am only average in size but disproportionatley large in thickness. Anyways,when I was young I got up with a girl a couple years older than me she was a tittle taller than me, Raquel Welch body and a beautiful face with blond hair like mine. She taught me quite a bit about sex to add to what i had already picked up. I had this thing where I could fuck,fuck, bust a nut and then keep on fucking without stopping and then straining wild animal death throes hard bust a momentous load nearly passing out and then drifting dreamily to sleep. I don't go around asking guys how they nut but from all I have ever heard from girls that this is an uncommon ability. Anyway after the first time that happened she started calling it the majic Johnson because of this and the name stuck. Although she had been with a more than a few guys I was the only guy that she had seen that had ever done that. She used to use me specifically to get her cookie because she had a boyfriend that she dated in public. We kind of had to sneak around, only in public certain hours and certain hang outs where none of his friends were. I know I knowI was a ho dog sorry reformed now. She married him as did I eventually marriy another also(11year mistake). I guess that he wasn't quite able to knock her bucket over. She gushed like a flood - automatic sheet change even if we were just fooling around more than a tiny bit. Boy do I miss those days. I have to say she was my sexual match and maybe a little more because we had to back off sometimes because the old johnson was getting sore. I have been married now for the second time 12 years and no intention of changing that but I do think of her fondly time to time. Sex with her at that pace now would surely give me a heart attack, but it is fun to imagine...
STIMPY21

the "muff mangler"