thats what i was gonna post... but then i say yours...Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYcHrIs
but umm metioning the words PMS to a girl... at any time...(even worse when she is PMSing and you mention that....)
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thats what i was gonna post... but then i say yours...Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYcHrIs
but umm metioning the words PMS to a girl... at any time...(even worse when she is PMSing and you mention that....)
Yeh, I was gonna say something like that. I just rode a sportbike on street race tires about 15 miles, in traffic, with no gear on a rainy night. Hated it, but had no choice. Storm moved in while I was in class. It was pretty scary.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20
So something else dangerous: juggling chainsaws
trying to fight a bear with a beehive while high on crack in a car with no airbags going 130 down towards a lamp post with no brakes.
lets say the bear has aids too, for giggles
What? No flaming ball of toxic gas????Quote:
Originally Posted by Canuckofithaca
sure, throw that in there too
and a sars/bird flu combo
and Avril Lavigne playing on the stereo
and a woman is driving
and you ate e.coli tainted taco bell
It's a certain slaying waiting to happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
I'll tell ya, i remember the days you used to be able to go out all night all round London, all through the clubs, and end up in the drinking clubs in soho, and then just about walk home and there was nothing to worry about. I wouldnt want to be around central London at night now, i'd only walk a few steps and i'd have been shot and stabbed god knows how many times.
hahahahahaha that was really goodQuote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
bare backing a toothless crack head hooker while shooting crystal meth in to your juggler vain after smoking a gram of opium as you are living in a van down by the river.
going for a swim in chernobyl
Scratching your ass with a broken bottle
Cheers
NCM
being openly gay in texas
Being in Texas. Period.Quote:
Originally Posted by Canuckofithaca
cooking bacon naked! hey that was mine.lol how about cooking bacon naked and then going to feed your feathered friends with this guy around?
big boobies would probably pr-etty scary!! lmao!..i mean you just have these giant things coming towards you...
trying to ride a bike backwards.
along a tightrope.
over the grand canyon.
getting stuck in an elevator with tom jones, mike jones, or the beejees and no gun to kill yourself
Trying to jack off a cougar in a phone booth with a handfull of thumbtacs. I'll never do that again.
hey, i like the beegees and barry manilow too. now thats scarry!
lol, skater music from the 80's
running through an open field during an electrical strorm in an aluminum suit, while waving around a 25 foot pole
I just want to say that this is the most entertaining thread i have ever seen on this site, or any site for that matter
Playing Tag with fully automatic assault rifles
Lighting your dick on fire:stoned:
Swallowing a razor blade.
This is a recurring fear of mine.
hey, i like cleveland. at least the bus station is hot.(and smells like pee)
There was a woman in yesterdays paper that used to swallow all sorts, including razor blades of all things, glass, all that kinda crap. She died in the end. The coroner called it a mis-adventure. I call it stupid cow.Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyG
Getting a metal fork out of a wet toaster thats plugged in with a pair of metal tongs
snakes..and giant spiders
and giants with iron spikes on there shoes and big clubs and evil warlocks
surrounding you after youve narrowly avoided the spikes in the pit you fell in
Hiding LIP's weed.
lmao, sounds like you speak from experience...Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyicky07
roller skating music that is.
try stealing a mother polar bears cubs when shes on her period
Trying to get onto a boat, from another boat, durring high seas, tripping.
That's actually not so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by dark0ne
trying to sort out your genital warts with a pnumatic drill
Taking a shit on a Zero-G room.
George W. Bush getting a THIRD term!! Another terror attack could make that happen.
Think about it!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
nope i never had all those ducks lined up in a rowQuote:
Originally Posted by BUZz UK