haha not exactly like that but ive wondered if life was a game or show/move (b4 i saw a movie like that)
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haha not exactly like that but ive wondered if life was a game or show/move (b4 i saw a movie like that)
hahahaha this is the most "BAKED" POST I have ever seen! Awesome....
Sometimes I look at the sky and moutains in the distance and just think it's a giant ass painting.
Like...I always have these weird coincidences in life, where I will hear a new word or see something and then later on that day I'll be watching tv, talking to a friend, etc and that same thing will come up. When I'm high, weird sentences and like weird spooky shit forms in my head with all of it into like highly complex and logical things...like directions for my purpose in life or something.
And then the other day...I saw all of World War II in like the blink of an eye. It was so fucking weird.
You must be high as hellQuote:
Originally Posted by SyndicateJuggalos17
when i thought of it yaaa lol but actually i remembered that bugs have exoskeletons so i doubt they can step on shit that hurts them, but then like what about them tiny ass frogs and stuff, do THEY have things that only hurt things their size?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bong ripper420
cant wait for more, thanks for tellin me! :jointsmile:
holy shit son..... cheese is the shit, like.. in Ramen and shit, with garlic salt, and that seasoning shit, and butter, man... oh shit
they just spray artificial cheese flavor on that shit but idc it still tastes good
i was walkin home thru some golf course and there was a lot of CRAZY lightning and i was pretending we were gettin bombed
they spray cheese shit on what?
Sometimes I think about why we even fight wars in the first place if the opposing sides have to dress in different uniforms to tell friends from enemies.
Other times I think about an intersecting plane made entirely of an unmeasurable material that is the driving force behind emotion, that before you reach out to grab something, that material pushes you. I thought about that while watching a lava lamp.
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Originally Posted by JointNo1
i read it
they spray it on like cheese crackers
dammit i had a great one last night during a LOUD storm but i cant remember it :(
off topic i know but.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Bear Grylls
just found out myself,you gotta make 50 posts 1st bro,then its up on the list in "USER CP".
When watching the new Bond movie I realized that the suit is the armor of the 21st century. You have the complex overlapping layers, all the intricate details and let other people know that you're a man of importance who should not be messed with.
when im stoned i always get to thinking about how nice someones lawn is. im just like wow thats some realllly nice grass its all green and flat and soft looking hmmm nice grass.
but then again i live in the desert i dont often see really nice green lawns
That has to be some of the funniest shit i've ever read. You must have been baked as hell.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Juggalo k00kie
if the sabbath is a day of not working, why is being a priest an occupation?
I always think about what if our universe is another person. Like people are atoms or molecules or something. And our solar system is just one cell. The sun could be the nucleus and earth could be mitochondria or something and all the moons in our solar system are lysosomes and space is the cytoplasm. For all we know our galaxy is a patch of tissue on some giant's lung.
:eek: Holy Crap! Maybe I am a universe and I'm made up of countless galaxies and planets and people, all with their own problems and posting on message boards.
I've actually got about a lot more about the universe but I hate to ramble.
I also think about stuff like what if some parents raised their kid for 18 years in a single room and told him that that one room was all that existed. Then when he turns 18, they take him out of the room and let him outside. How mind-shattering would that be?
Why do dogs hardly ever get sick? They eat their own shit and they stick their noses in rotten garbage!
I sometimes just think about how rediculous everything is. All theese walls buildings and streets shouldn't even be here. Then I think about it how much land we destroy and we will never get the true nature in the area back.
Here's one I just thought up.
Why does marijuana produce THC? I don't think THC carries out any vital functions in the plant, so why would it waste energy on making it? It would be more reasonable if THC was a poison or something so if a cow ate it, it would be like "not gonna do that shit again," like with loco weed. I heard somewhere that a lot of animals don't even have THC receptors, so it seems to me like THC is to marijuana as tailbones are to humans. I guess we just caught a lucky break with THC!
Also, who decided to go smoke every plant he saw to see what happened?
I wonder what it was like for the first Indian who are like 2 lbs of shrooms because he thought he had himself a tasty meal?
sometimes I wonder if dogs can differentiate between dreaming and reality. My dog (and most dogs) are asleep more hours in a day than they are not. Do the prefer sleep and dreams to being awake and concious?
Okay, everytime I'm high, this happens...
I think of a crazy idea that makes lots of sense, and I'm like.. why haven't other people mentioned this idea? It's outstanding..
I go to let it out of my mouth, and my mind gradually realizes that it's really not that important and doesn't make much sense.
Seriously, how can something go from making so much sense, to making none? I think there are little creatures in bud that transform your thoughts.. they don't want your stoned mind to interact with others because it can change the face of the planet. XD
yeah that happend to me yesterday. we were havin a barbeque and my friends house and drinking beer. smoked a fat blunt and then ate some hotdogs. then my friend starts taking practice golf swings. then i pointed out that i can imagine the end of the club flying off and breaking the huge ass window that he was swinging towards. he laughed at me, and then the exact thing that i said was going to happen happend. and it was sweet :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by JointNo1
but um yeah, not getting off topic.
what if theres a plant that no one knows about that you can smoke and get high just like weed and it grows in your backyard?
Dog saliva is anti-bacterial, I do believe. And the kids being locked up does happen from time to time.Quote:
Originally Posted by the.dude
Without any new information, the human mind is a blank slate. I've heard of kids being locked in a room for over twenty years, and when they come out they have the mentality and learning capacity of a three-year-old.
i think there was a brendan frasier movie about some guy that was locked up all his life and then one day got let out and saw the world.
i was trying to fall asleep (insomnia) and my dad had me watch this movie the legend of 1900 and hes on the ship for his whole life and then like idk i fell asleep ;)
I once thought that maybe everyone in the world was watching and knowing of my every action and thought, and that I was in fact the only real human on this planet, and everyone else was just my imagination....
i think at at least one time in their lives, everyone has this go through their mindsQuote:
Originally Posted by UTD Toker
Yeah, I think every1 has that thought.
I got really awesome thought while but i cant share it though because im prolly gonna make it into a movie.
make sure u write it down if u haven't already cuz ya dont wanna forget it if its that good
I think about that too. But honestly, I try not to because it usually just makes me sad at the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by User Name Here
hell yeah i have those deep thoughts too....like when you think about it all of the human building and structures like roads are unnatural,,,,,its like an infinately advanced version of ant colonies......Quote:
Originally Posted by CannabisHappiness
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Originally Posted by CrAzYcHrIs 420
oh shit that is trippy and funny as hell...
Can you get a turtle high? i've gotten my dog high but never a turtle..
do that thing that they did on beer fest... take a "BIG" hit out of a bong take a shot then chug a beer then blow the smoke out. (I've never personally done it. I hate beer. -.-)
:hippy:<< haha looks like ozzy.
last night i was going on and on about green tree frogs but i kept just calling them green frogs then it turned into me saying that i'm gonna name my next pet whatever it may be green frog haha.
i was also talking about some cake with frosting and how spiderman could be on it or some shit.
i was gone.
This is something I thought up tripping on mushies. I was thinking about religion, because me and 2 kids were tripping and another kid wasnt but wanted to hear tripped out conversations so he got us started on death, like what is heaven. They were all saying is it like going somewher so far and other shit. I was just like, what if heaven and hell are exactly where the earth is now, like when you die and you are just a spirit, you're in the same place you are now but EVERYTHING looks different and you can only see things associated w/ heaven.
Holy shit...you're completely right. = OQuote:
Originally Posted by Shannabis
im bored add more
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Originally Posted by CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420
are you kidding me! thats ridiculous. you think all photos taken from beyond earth are fake? :S2:
take it to the conspiracy section hombre