I have it. The person below is still an unfertilized egg.
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I have it. The person below is still an unfertilized egg.
the person below me only had a womb for a mother
word? lol
The person below me thinks the word caveman is another term for pussy troll. :stoned:
Haha that's fucked..
The person below me was filmed having rough sex with a zebra for an animal fetish website
I'll e-mail the you-tube link to anyone who wants it.
The person below me is totally a narc. Seriously.
i actually went to jail because i wouldnt rat out my dealer when i got busted.
The person below me is the real narc
Well........ actually, it wasn't me. I was framed!!
The person below me is the real narc. fur real!
i too have gone to jail for refusing to narc
the person below me should give me some rep, positive rep that is
The one below me is smart...
Right on!
The person below me likes to listen to jack johnson,incubus, and dave matthews band, oh and LOVES scotch.
you are the smartest man of all time Matt.
The person below me is not from kansas
INCUBUS!!
fuck yeah..
And as for scotch.. bad memories :wtf:
But hey its still good :thumbsup:
Person below me commited some kinda huge insurance fraud
LOL...that was a long time ago.
Insurance Fraud, Encumberment of contract, Obstucting an Officer:D
The person below me has more than 5 grows.
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Technically, only 3.
The person below me has made sweet, sweet interspecies love to an elephant while standing on a burgundy upside down La-Z-Boy recliner, singing a song about William H. Taft and his legendary Fat Bathtub, while liberally applying sunscreen to their left pinky toe, blinking only with their right eye, getting high off the scent of a Christmas Cookie Yankee Candle, and lightly massaging their sternocleidomastoid muscle, while reading Oscar Wilde.
AAAGH Purple Banana you are the WORST! hahaha although I like Oscar Wilde and live within sniffin' distance of the Yankee Candle World Headquarters.... WEIRD!!!
Psycho4bud, How did you know?
Actually it's just one big long perpetual... but has lasted YEARS.
The person below me has gone on a cross country road trip.
yes to everything except the reading
the person below me is about yawn.......now
Here's one... the person below me tries to act out Shakespearan plays with their pets. When it was time for Hamlet to kill his father, the dog, playing the role of Hamlet, rather opted to crap on the floor.
That's a daily activity for me...
the person below me has a foot fetish
Correct.
The person below me is a female.
wow finally someone doesnt mistaken me for a man
the person below me is in love with buddah for mary
The person below me is a pot head.
oh man, how'd you know?
the person below me likes to eat dog food out of a bowl like it was cereal
Bacon...
the next person is god...
As the newly elected god, I want all of you to pray with your iTunes ON.
The person below me likes to play the banjo with their teeth.
I'd rather play it with my pubic hairs but we'll leave that subject for another time.
The person below me thinks that Lindsey Lohan will end up creating a race of pussy crabs which will take over earth in 2009.
Sounds feasible..........
The person below me 1st smoked weed with their grandmother.
What did she say about me?
The person below me wants to buy absinthe. (It's legal now).
shit.. if it's legal i'll buy some absinthe
the person below me likes to save their urine in little jars in their garage
I'm under random drug testing. (Really)
The person below me still has stuffed animals from childhood.
What's wrong with that??? Yes, I still have Fluffy.
The person below me flunked out of the police academy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ceecee79
why the fuck would I wanna be a cop?
the person below me is married to a russian mail order bride named oxanna
engaged to a russian mail order bride named oxanna*
the person below me has watched meat spin for more than 5 hours
What's meat spin?
Next person is 5'8"
The person below me has a fairy tattoo.
It's not a fairy it's a little man with wings!... lol j/k
The person below me has been arrested multiple times for masturbating in public
i realy do roll shitty joint'a
the person below me jumped off the san francisco bridge naked
It was a dare !!! i swear...
The person below me can do back flips on motorcycles.
u lied.
the person below me enters himself in the special olympics even though he isnt "special"
sometimes you just wanna win everything, you know?
the person below me never leaves there house in fear of the evil squirells that live on the other side of the fence
The person below me is a lightweight.
I got your evil squirrels right here!