If jesus were here

Lets look at this realisticly.

How many times has jesus been killed? Can he be killed anymore?

How many times will he sit there and sacrifice himself - im sure he's tired of it.

Maybe when those stones start flying he'll loose it and kill YOU lot.

Jesus is a loose cannon, dont fuck with him.

He'll send a lightning bolt right up your arse.

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Originally Posted by Pass That Shit

Jesus is God. That's why I say Jesus is LORD.

Some of you guys are brutal. You want to stone Jesus to death with big rocks just for fun? Why is he so offensive to you?
How would you feel if someone did that to someone close to you just for fun?

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jesus is the son of god.... NOT god... :wtf:

but that's not what i meant anyways... christianity was around before jesus was even born... noah's ark... moses... etc

not that i believe any of that, i'm just going by that book.

Jesus is both God and the Son of God, as well as the Holy Ghost, that is the crux of the Trinity doctrine (which I do not believe, btw).

So, 95% of Christians would disagree with your statement.

Also, by definition, Christianity was not around 'before Jesus'. How could something named for Him preexist Him (or at least His time here on Earth, I know He is eternal)?

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

^ hahaha really, whens the last time a Budhist came knocking on your door with pamphlets like those Jehova Witness nut jobs. Next time im answering the door naked.

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ha ha, oh yea that will work lol.:)

Jesus is in fact a time traveler much like Doctor Who. I hear he has a bong made out of Dalek parts.

speaking as a jew, if my brother jesus were here today, i would love to have a chat with him, hell that boy was deep, if he smoked id smoke with him, if he didnt id smoke by myself then talk to him, got a few questions id like to ask him,

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Originally Posted by bhouncy

Jesus is in fact a time traveler much like Doctor Who. I hear he has a bong made out of Dalek parts.

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So that's why I found a sonic screwdriver...

there would be no anger or threat to Jesus on my part, why? He is full of love.
I would love our chat as I'm cleaning and rolling a joint, then in all respect I'd offer Him.. if He didnt accept it. I'd smile and knowing He wouldnt say I could'nt.. I'd fire it up.. thanking Him as I exhaled..

Love God, love one another.