Rasputin...why? Because a bearded mad monk with morning sickness would be fucking funny.
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Rasputin...why? Because a bearded mad monk with morning sickness would be fucking funny.
that old lady from the show "golden girls"
You mean Estelle Getty?
hmm.... all the good ones are taken, ill have to think on this and get back to you.
id hit it
Ah damn Marilyn Monroe is taken, thats the first thing i thought when I read this thread
marilyn is my cream of the crop. i have a picture from avedon of her in my living room in a real nice frame with glass.
2nd attach is the one i have in my apartment
aha.. no one's said jackie kennedy yet... i woulda hit that
bettie page
Selena
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Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
LMAO
Great thread, btw. I was skeptical when I read the title, but you started off strong with Thomas Edison.
I would have to say... Henry VIII. That way he wouldn't have to kill all of his wives when really it's his own sperm that's the problem.
Leave it to Skink to say that. I heart that answer!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
Yeh virgin mary.
Mary poppins
George Washington Carver (peanut butter lubrication...hahaha another use)
how about all 4 :DQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
Eve, always and only eve.
huh someone resurrected my thread from last June. Well alot about myself has changed since then and I think i'd actually much prefer to impregnate Nickola Tesla and swipe his ideas now.
definitely would've wanted an affair with martha bush back in the day, and then maybe george bush wouldn't be such a dumb fuck
Harriet Tubman
virgin mary
martha washington... cuz that stoner from dazed & confused made her sound like such a kick ass wife.. lol :pimp:
Is Xena warrior princess a historical figure. Yea and I will even make room in the bed for that little blond girl side kick she has.:D
Historical figure, right?
Evita Peron