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Brrrrap
blap! whatcha talkin bout bruv? fuckin chavs. They wouldn't exist if our maily retarded polulation didn't keep spawning these shit-sons. I say compulsory vasectamies on the NHS...
chav : you fookin startin! don't look at me you dirty fooking greb !!
me : (proceeds to knock the scallys two front teeth out)
I guess Tookie Williams didn't make that much of an influence after all. Not an international one anyway...
Haha thanks for the laugh...that shit is ridiculous...I carry a legal 3.5 (people get fucked up all the time outside my window), but not a fuckin cleaver. You know how sharp those are (they hurt!)?! They should walk around with aluminum bats and baseballs! You can pre-attack with throwing or dropping the baseball into a sock for duel weapon wield haha.
These kids are posers...pull that shit here, you'll get fucked up. Kick em like a locked door. They should stop pretending...I wonder if they sneak out at night to do their gangsta crimes while rep'n full time at day...
Do they listen to ICP or eminem?
I've been around compton...please don't come here, you will be humiliated, possibly jumped, stabbed, pissed on, etc. They should make a step by step gangsta course.
1. Steal a car (with a screw driver!)
2. Distribute trade ("easy money")
3. Stab someone (caution - nasty fluids)
4. Turn yourself in!
Gangsta certified!
I remember dealing w/ a large number (10+?) of black kids always chillin on a street a long time ago. They threw a fucking rock at my friend's car. We came back with his car and an old tinted caddy...searched for em in the area. Finally spotted em down the street near a park around 3am. Weak grip, the tires spun for a sec. Those lil bastards thought we were gonna drive by hahaha. The ones w/ bicycles instantly jumped off and mashed with the others. It's amazing how fast people can run/jump scared. Too bad we ran over the couple bicycles (lined up, wtf?).
I havent seen em back. That area is nice compared to current. People stand on the corners and the show "Cops" is on from the window. Haha, nothing like watching someone not unlock their doors for 6+ cops with their guns tapping on the illegal tinted black windows. This place sucks, but it's mild compared to others.
I hope they become something they won't regret. Where are their guardians? If I lived there, I'd blast em w/ a super-soaker filled with milk or some good smelling soap water and yell love & peace haha :rasta:
Have mercy on them, they just don't know much. :rastasmoke:
That blade would be practically useless in a real knife fight.
Too heavy and wide. They'd have to expose themselves just to wield it. Foolish.
Children and their toys.
It's not for fights, it's for robberies...
Well to be honest it good enough to cut you a blades a blade
Not where I grew up.Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
They only need weapons because little kids like them cant fight like men.
I'm all for weapons if you need them, but those little kids dont. They dont know what life is like yet - if they think they're hard i'd like to see what they do infront of a real gang - they wouldnt stand a chance.
What we need to do is lock them up in solitary confinement for a year or 10. Then take them out, and scare them so shitless they die from shock. Technically it's not murder, and the little shits deserve all they get.
It's idiots like that who are bringing England down. I'd just love to watch them run away if they squared up to me and my pals - i'd film it.
My late grandmother would have kicked their little asses and sent them crying to mama.
And she'd have had a nice new kitchen knife!
Dude I remember when this guy was claiming crip as we were leaving a weak ass party outside. Guy kept yellin "I'ma crip, I kill bloods, better not be bloods, etc" at us, friend replied "faggot!" as we walked. The guy started following us to our ride. "who said that!?" Didn't kno if he had a gun, kinda ignored him while his friend told us he was hella drunk. Some of my friends are violent, one was about to pull out the bat. Nah, convinced this young 16 y/o was just drunk (we all make stupid mistakes) got in the van. Soon as we started to drive off, the "gangsta" pulled out a knife n tried stabbing the driver thru the window.
Driver flipped a bitch and probably hit his ass going at least 15-25mph. The guy was flashing gang signs in the middle of the street and that wasn't a good decision.
He hugged and tumbled off the van, later heard he broke a few and was crying. They called the cops and the cops said they couldn't do anything because it was self defense. I hope that was a helpful learning experience, he got lucky I think. :hippy:
so what you're saying is, while our hood gangstas are shooting at you with guns, you will be trying to fist fight? and win? :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by rastaman79
damn all i gotta say is:what::S2: at those chav mother fuckers. alls i knows is they would get their white ass kicked in texas. what fuckin posers
I'm sure there isn't going to ever be the situation of a 'chav vs gangsta' standoff tbh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Boy
we hav loads of chavs here too, its kinda like the worst cultural revolution ever man - so many people that arent from disadvantaged areas are just aspirin to be like that - I have no idea why, I think its becomin a fad now
What a twat, his remark wasn't to say "America is more hardcore" more about the fact that in some respects they are a tad more original than chav like little thugs are, and possibly more dangerous. It wouldn't surprise me if you were one of those little fags in the video. It disgusts me that you would take pride in such disgraceful acts. Grow the fuck up and get off this board, you give stoners a bad name.Quote:
Originally Posted by rastaman79
It doesnt matter were all human a butchers knife would be able to cut you..Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
If someone was walking up behind you and took a swing with a meatclever, it's going to get you. They get you in the neck, and that's your head gone.
But it's their age more than anything - little kids who dont know what life is like, they dont know the way of the world, and they're carrying around flaming meat clevers - that's not safe. Espcecially, because they ARE children, they probably dont understand what that means. I hope they fuck up and the cops blow a few holes in them.
Yes, but that requires the element of surprise. Or his victim would have to be drunk or passed out or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
Displaying it on the street for the camera kind of defeats that.
It seems more likely that it's just a prop for a scared little boy in a difficult situation, trying to look big.
That's exactly what it is. They cant fight, because they're kids. They can only fight in gangs with weapons. If they didnt have weapons a man could easily take on 5 at a time, because theres nothing to do. One hit and they're running home crying. But with that clever you cant get near enough to do anything without another weapon.Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
A bat would do.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
Bunch of punks running around with their moms' meat cleavers. So so pathetic.