you know you've had too much weed to smoke when...

you pass out
you throw up
you smoke but you just get more sober
you think to yourself 'maybe i should quit'
you don't know what to smoke out of now that you've used every device in your arsenal
you feel like your shitting yourself
you laugh at anything and everything
you can't get up from the couch/bed/chair or w/e you're sitting on
your cotton mouth is make you spit more dust then the mojave desert
food no longer sounds good

When you forget that you exist........basically, what happened to me last night. :thumbsup:

I'm come down off a huge fuckin' high right now. I couldn't even type, that's how baked I was. Time slooooowwwed waaaaaaaay down and I heard details of songs that i've never noticed before. it was fuckin' great!

omgwtfbbq roxorz!!111!one1!! i'm so high!!!


:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

you pass out
you throw up
you smoke but you just get more sober
you think to yourself 'maybe i should quit'
you don't know what to smoke out of now that you've used every device in your arsenal
you feel like your shitting yourself
you laugh at anything and everything
you can't get up from the couch/bed/chair or w/e you're sitting on
your cotton mouth is make you spit more dust then the mojave desert
food no longer sounds good

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That's the flu.

I know when I wake up a few hours later with half a joint still in my hand or laying somewhere around me on the futon (how it doesn't catch anything on fire i dunno, but yay), the tv is blaring an infomercial and there's drool on my chest.

good times

I can identify with almost all these. I especially enjoy hearing little details in music I never noticed before that's amazing. :D

When Fresh Prince is quality television. Or when you're in the middle of smoking, and get distracted with sex, and then go back to smoking, only to forget that you were smoking in the first place, and start with a whole new bowl.

...all the weed in the world has been smoked.

edit: No, when you spend an hour and 15 minutes trying to figure out why the car isnt starting, only to realize that you never tried to put the key in the ignition.

or...
the only movement possible for your body to make, is the reaching for, hitting, and passing of the weed. Then its back to paralyzation.

- When you smoke 24 joints all in one hoot. If I recal correctly, that's the lethal dose. 24 smoked in succession won't kill you, has to be all at once.

When you put the joint down...

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Originally Posted by Gandalf_The_Grey

- When you smoke 24 joints all in one hoot. If I recal correctly, that's the lethal dose. 24 smoked in succession won't kill you, has to be all at once.

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No, it's way more than that. You'd have to smoke several times your body weight all at once. Twenty-four joints won't do shit; just get you really insanely high.

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

No, it's way more than that. You'd have to smoke several times your body weight all at once. Twenty-four joints won't do shit; just get you really insanely high.

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Now I gotta find a way to smoke 24 joints at once...hmmm:jointsmile:

:jointsmile: You have been taking time off to just get high...... 2 weeks at a time. :thumbsup:

...when you find your self thinking about the interpretation of quantum mechanics

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Originally Posted by WalkaWalka

when I try to fuck a 32 year old mom

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HAHAHAHAHA so true... key word "try"

Cougars are the only reason to go to the bar.

Has anyone else ever passed out mid-bong rip? Embarrassing.

when you have to turn off the TV and the computer cause there are too many colors.

.When your head feels like a water baloon detached from your body

.Every word in your head is spelled "QUEN"

.You think your friend looks like a chinese dragon

.When a bong rip feels like getting punched in the face

when you start smokin crack

When you laugh you drool
When u just hold the blunt and forget 2 pull
Wen U cant stay awake
when everyone looks like an undercover cop