Glass Penis Shaped Pipe...

Lmao that's great :stoned:

i showed that to my friend while we were high and i seriosly couldnt stop laughing about that thing. im not gay at all all but sure id hit that thing with you

i didnt want to look but i did anyways

Well, can't wait till payday!

haha have fun with that..

There was on that looked kinda like this in cruel intentions. It was the scene where Sebastian was hatching a plan with a gay kid and the gay kid was weighing out the weed with a penis bong infront of him

Id get this pipe and the suck on it even when I'm not hitting it then I'd get some KY and shove it up my butt while I watch queer eye for the straight guy... WAIT... THAT DOSN'T MAKE ME GAY, RIGHT????????

Not a homophob so don't even try to call me one, but honestly that pipe is just weird. Please make sure if you use that it's only by your self because no one will do anything but laugh if you pull that dick out xD. Hope you have fun giving a blow job and blowing out smoke-cum :D.

That pipe is for penis lovers. End of.

Lol i suppose but its interesting how the same person who wants a big penis bong is the same person who wrote a poem about being fucked by his dad.

i've been on 4 cruises and the islands usually sell wooden pipes and they always have penis one's

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Lol i suppose but its interesting how the same person who wants a big penis bong is the same person who wrote a poem about being fucked by his dad.

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Lol really? I wanna read it xD

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Originally Posted by orangeman

Lol really? I wanna read it xD

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Here.(Crying tears of joy, not sadness foo's)


My father is a not a prick
He lets me have his dick

I bend over and spread my cheeks
He fucks me till my asshole leaks

When he cums I let him lap up the cream pie
Being fucked by my dad makes me cry

Don't you feel bad for I am not sad
For I feel that I have the best dad

damnit, i hope everyone that makes a homosexual comment about this pipe gets bad rep from BILLIONFOLD!!!! cause i sure as hell did. bastard!!!!:S3:

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Here.(Crying tears of joy, not sadness foo's)


My father is a not a prick
He lets me have his dick

I bend over and spread my cheeks
He fucks me till my asshole leaks

When he cums I let him lap up the cream pie
Being fucked by my dad makes me cry

Don't you feel bad for I am not sad
For I feel that I have the best dad

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LOL!!! 5 stars

Dude, no.

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LOL!!! 5 stars

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Yo, thanks a bunch man! :D Glad you like it. Woot all my 5 r blong to this! Newgrounds dude. :D

lady godiva's adult emporium in canada had a real glass one if you havnt bought yours yet. google it. its .ca not .com.

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Originally Posted by twoguysupnorth

lady godiva's adult emporium in canada had a real glass one if you havnt bought yours yet. google it. its .ca not .com.

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Dude, that's awesome. I'll try and find it. It was a glass pipe/bong right? Not a dildo. I sure hope not.

lol, no it wasnt a dildo. it was a bubbler i think. ive been there, its a combo adult store and head shop. i thought about buying it, but i didnt want to try and explain it to the border patrol, they have mail order though.

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I am sorry, I found it...Like just now. Turns out it's not glass. It's ceramic. I couldn't find it because it wasn't labeled penis pipe. GrassCity.Com - Ceramic Waterpipe Here it is.

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The genetailia of paraphenalia LOL .
Just remember to suck , don't blow !!!! :D
Crispi :jointsmile:

i'd not only smoke repeated giant rips out of it, i'd also probably give it a bj, just for shits and giggles.

and no, i myself, am NOT a homosexual.

i love the dr. seuss stripes on it lolol

reminds me of that scene in 40 year old virgin lol

haha remember.....its for smoking ONLY

Id take a hit out of it, a bong is a bong, dont matter whut the shape of it is.

man this thread has given me many laughs tonight haha and i don't want to get involved so i'll leave it at that lol.

that is kind of an ugly dick, looks like a strange type of gourd. lol did you ever find godivas?

lol i think its funny as fuck

i wouldn't own it.... but meh, it's not like it's a real dick... jeez <.< people are scared of the weirdest things...

Silly homophobics and they're insecurities. It's not a cock, it's a pipe. And yes, I think it's hilarious, as Billionfold said, "Wanna hit the penis?" Smoke that shit up homie. If you're not gay and you know you're not gay, whats the problem? Hitting a penis bong doesn't make you gay. And hey, if you are gay or a lady, you have a sex toy for use after smoking, so look at the bright side.

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There was on that looked kinda like this in cruel intentions. It was the scene where Sebastian was hatching a plan with a gay kid and the gay kid was weighing out the weed with a penis bong infront of him

Id get this pipe and the suck on it even when I'm not hitting it then I'd get some KY and shove it up my butt while I watch queer eye for the straight guy... WAIT... THAT DOSN'T MAKE ME GAY, RIGHT????????

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Dude, I knew I'd seen a penis pipe somewhere before. That movie is kickass, BTW.

Dude, I'd so get that. Just for the hell of it, maybe drop it off at one of the local homophobic fundie churches.

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Silly homophobics and they're insecurities. It's not a cock, it's a pipe. And yes, I think it's hilarious, as Billionfold said, "Wanna hit the penis?" Smoke that shit up homie. If you're not gay and you know you're not gay, whats the problem? Hitting a penis bong doesn't make you gay. And hey, if you are gay or a lady, you have a sex toy for use after smoking, so look at the bright side.

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ok when you put it that way, i ain't smoking out of it... who knows what dark holes it's been in... o.0

Name it "Dick."

I'd give it to someone I REALLY hated.

can you imagine telling a girl,"hey wanna smoke my cock?":D

:thumbsup:glad to see the DONG BONG make it a month on the boards