Top 10 things a guy should never do

Maybe I'm strange, but I don't see this thread as something that needs nuking, either.

I would fall on my knees and cry with gratitude if my husband even cooked or cleaned. He'll grill things, but rarely anything more than that. I'd proudly announce that my son cooked supper last night, but we had tacos, so basically all he did was brown some meat. I have more work to do with him. . . .

Rosie Greer did needlepoint instead of knitting, Slow!

My husband is skilled at suturing and, once when I was learning how to do embroidery, I was struggling to do some sort of decorative knot and handed the hoop and canvas over to him. He said, "Oh, heck yeah, that's basically like a little purse-knot suture," and he did it, perfectly. With much patience, he taught me how, too.

apparently my sarcasm was missed .........

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Originally Posted by Melkane

What's considered "chick flicks"? Titanic? If so I so break that rule all the time. Hell Titanic is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time and Leonardo DiCaprio is my all time favorite actor.

Yeah thats right.

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i think that since Titanic, Dicaprio's acted really well in some movies, but come on, the acting in Titanic was awful...

summary of titanic:
"jack!"
"rose!"
"jack!"
"oh rose!"
"jack! jack!"
"rose!"
"jack!"
"jack i'll never let go!"
*she lets go*
*the end*

I'm a chick and I hate chick flicks

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I would fall on my knees and cry with gratitude if my husband even cooked or cleaned. .

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We would LOVE to help more with the cooking and cleaning but its a matter of ergonomics. You'll notice how much smaller a broom/mop handle is compared to a shovel, ax.......that's because it's made for smaller hands. Same with pots, pans, cooking utensils....more ergonomically correct for smaller hands.

We'd love to help but with the fear of carpal tunnel syndrome and the effects that would have upon our loving family prevents us from doing such things. :D


Gas on the fire.......exit stage right>>>>>>>>>>>

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

self-castration comes to mind...

I'm a guy, and I've been a hellofalot better cook than any girl I've ever been with. I also had a time in my life when I used to get a monthly facial and a manicure every other week, but no-one has EVER called me anything less than a man for having done that... Might have something to do with the fact I'm 6', 300 hundred pounds, and all my friends say I look like a serial killer.

^ya there's a nail joint located on my college's campus, and my girlfriend says it's pretty common for her to see athletes gettin pedicures/manicures there, like big muscular guys.

thats why facial is not on the list...... i mean if u want to wear make up....to cover wateva is on ur face... why not go tanning instead?

Take it in the ass.

Whenever in a busy public restroom, never, ever look side to side while at the urinal. Step up, unzip, do business while looking straight at the wall, put in and rezip.

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

We would LOVE to help more with the cooking and cleaning but its a matter of ergonomics. You'll notice how much smaller a broom/mop handle is compared to a shovel, ax.......that's because it's made for smaller hands. Same with pots, pans, cooking utensils....more ergonomically correct for smaller hands.

We'd love to help but with the fear of carpal tunnel syndrome and the effects that would have upon our loving family prevents us from doing such things. :D


Gas on the fire.......exit stage right>>>>>>>>>>>

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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Yeah, right. Nice try. Anyone with the skills to use hand tools to work on hospital equipment, motorcycles and other machinery, or cultivate and nuture plants is ergonomically equipped to cook and clean. Same with Dave. If the guy can stand up for 12 hours and thread tiny catheters and stents into people, handle scalpels, forceps and needles--and all that while wearing plastic gloves, scrubs and a mask--he's capable of cooking a meal or cleaning up the kitchen or bathroom. I know a conscious choice when I see one!

I'm actually not complaining. I'm glad he takes care of the cars and oversees the yard stuff. I can cook faster and with less mess. It's a fair trade-off. But I am going to see that our son is a tad more developed in the domestic arts . . . .

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Originally Posted by jdub61

^ya there's a nail joint located on my college's campus, and my girlfriend says it's pretty common for her to see athletes gettin pedicures/manicures there, like big muscular guys.

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I was in sales when I got my manicures and facials... I just did it because I noticed men that I met who were successful, and didn't have to physically work too hard to get that way, had clear skin and well manicured hands for the most part. I was successful and didn't have to break my back getting that way, so I figured I should look the part. It positively affected my sales a small but noticeable amount.

yeah, and another bit of urinal etiquette: don't use a urinal next to an already-occupied urinal...wait for one to open up instead...

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Yeah, right. Nice try. Anyone with the skills to use hand tools to work on hospital equipment, motorcycles and other machinery, or cultivate and nuture plants is ergonomically equipped to cook and clean. Same with Dave. If the guy can stand up for 12 hours and thread tiny catheters and stents into people, handle scalpels, forceps and needles--and all that while wearing plastic gloves, scrubs and a mask--he's capable of cooking a meal or cleaning up the kitchen or bathroom. I know a conscious choice when I see one!

I'm actually not complaining. I'm glad he takes care of the cars and oversees the yard stuff. I can cook faster and with less mess. It's a fair trade-off. But I am going to see that our son is a tad more developed in the domestic arts . . . .

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I'm workin' here for ya Dave.....help a brother out! LOL

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

I am actually glad this thread did not get nuked.

What is the logic about Velcro on wallets? Please explain.

Just curious.

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

I'm workin' here for ya Dave.....help a brother out! LOL

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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Not entirely sure what point she was trying to make. Birdie hires someone else to clean the house, just like I pay a lawn crew and let someone else deal with the cars. Everytime I try to cook inside, I set the smoke alarms off. Plus, I figure I spent enough time in school that I can get a break on bathroom cleaning. That's her reasoning why she doesn't clean 'em.

Nice try, there, P4B.

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Originally Posted by katyowns

No offence but thats a stupid list, and reeks of typical macho bullshit.

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f'real. Don't you have something more productive to do?

Posted by jdub61
"yeah, and another bit of urinal etiquette: don't use a urinal next to an already-occupied urinal...wait for one to open up instead..."

Yeah and I'm gonna piss myself just for the sake of etiquette :D


Cheers
NCM

My guy skips/hops/twirls around when he's bored- doesn't make him any less of a man, it just makes him more fun to be around :D

Funny list, though :D

Knit one, perl one, drop one, perl one.

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Originally Posted by Turtlepik

Knit one, perl one, drop one, perl one.

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I did a needle point once...

My wallet is fastened by velcrow.


So what????




My favorite wallet.

hey bizzle~ what would be sexier, clint eastwood and/or john wayne cooking you dinner.... OR two guys from queer eye for the straight guy cooking you dinner.

i agree that the whole gender thing is a little outdated, but a mans man is something that i'll always try to be. i'll trade my carharts and my snap-on tools for yarn when hell freezes over.

This reminds me of those budweiser real men of genious commercials!

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Originally Posted by Skink

I did a needle point once...

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I still knit ocassionally. I can only do scarves, but they're useful for strangling intruders.

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Snort whasabi

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WHAT?!!
How can you possibly expect any normal person not to snort whasabi...I would have been more surprised if you said to eat it..
whassssssssabi

Sand Blast a wall naked. . . .

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Originally Posted by 13t

7-Don't gesture over shoulder height... it just looks gay

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Um, wtf.

What if I clear coat my Fingernails and Toenails...is that considered infeminite(sp?). HAHA

Number One thing a guy should never do- hold in his emotions for fear of what society thinks of him. There is nothing cooler than a man who acts like a human instead of a stereotype!:s2:

geo im sorry but i have to say i prefer a guy who allows his toenails to stay dirty to the point of fungus, because if he ever cleans them it means he's gay, and that just means divorce and misery down the road when he realizes that he likes men.
on the other hand, the guy with toenail fungus will stay with me forever, even if it IS because he has such bad foot stank that no other woman will come within 40 feet of his um feet.. yeah... :wtf:

watching chick flicks by yourself should remain on there. They are mental terrorism by yourself. But they are bonding time with your gf gf's mom sister ect.

a man should never fry anything while naked. actually, no one should ever do it, but for men it can be deadly.

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

a man should never fry anything while naked. actually, no one should ever do it, but for men it can be deadly.

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Yeah that's a lesson you only need to learn once, but I think everyone should try it for the sake of, I dunno, comedy?

Anyway, fuck this shit, my wallet has velcro on it. So what? lol

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

a man should never fry anything while naked. actually, no one should ever do it, but for men it can be deadly.

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especially bacon...yaaaaaaaaaaouch!

11 - Masturbate without lotion.

call new g/f by old g/f's name (Unless it's durring bronco sex!)

- Slow -

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Originally Posted by Purple Banana

My guy skips/hops/twirls around when he's bored- doesn't make him any less of a man, it just makes him more fun to be around :D

Funny list, though :D

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Sorry Banana...He's GAY!

Opinions guys?

- Slow -

There is a hell of alot worse things a guys should nvr do imo LoL :smokin: