YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF...

You might be a stoner if you get high before every meal just so it will taste that much better...
You might be a stoner if your roommate also happens to be your dealer...
You might be a stoner if all of your stories of crazy things happening to you and your friends start out with the phrase "We were all really high and ...."
You might be a stoner if you've mastered the art of rolling a joint while driving with your knee.
You might be a stoner if you've got visine on your person.
You might be a stoner if you've specifically arranged the furniture in your bedroom so you can sit and smoke by the window comfortably.

would one also be classed as a stoner if one keeps all of his smoking possesions in a little safe box so theres absolutely no chance of losing anything? oh.. ditto mattgunit420, nice to know someone else can roll while driving! i just thought the habit was getting bad!

I used to roll while driving like that - with my knees, but i changed technique, now i just skin up while the bottom side of my hand is resting on the wheel. That way i've still got full control, and a joint.

hmm.. interesting... i'll have to try that one! lol! anymore multitaking examples from anyone? lol! :)

You might be a stoner if you walk back into the house 3 times before you leave because you forgot... your baccy, herbs, grinder, lighter etc....

You might be a stoner if you wake up and pack a fat bowl to start the morning

You might be a stoner if you spend more money on weed than food

You might be a stoner if you loose something every 5 minutes, you spend 30 mins looking for it and its in the most obvious place.

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Originally Posted by LIP

I wrote a guy's phone number down on a paper - then smoked it and thought i'd lost it for 2 days.

I roll a joint before i go to bed so i can light it as soon as i wake up.

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Me too, every morning I roll over and see my J sitting ontop of my alarm clock and it makes me ready for the day, I always know it will be a good day if I have my joint to get me out of bed. :rastasmoke:

You start to reply to a post in a forum and...........................FUCK! Nevermind......forgot what I was replying to.


Oh yeah! Nice photos! Both of them! ;)

*********Looks again********** Oh F Yeah!

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

hahaha that would have to be some great weed haha

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idk, all i would need is a haircut and some fake tattoo's.

how stoned do you have to be to think some of those blue lick on tats from the zebra stipes gum wrappers are actually real?

:jointsmile::jointsmile: LMAO , I might be a stoner if...:wtf:I have gone into pay for gas in the "old" days, lol and pulled my bag out right along with my money,:upsidedow The cashier seen it and he just laughed, hell, he probably had better shit than mine. :jointsmile::jointsmile:

you might be a stoner if your going through your laundry and a huge nug pops out.. hehe just happen to me.. and now i will enjoy it...


Edit: and man was it go0o0od... im as high as the clouds now.. :thumbsup:

You might be a stoner if:
-random people you've never met before at gas stations know you're looking for shit.
-you got a better grade in your Poetry class because you went stoned all the time (and did all your papers blazed as hell).
-you've played "bong pong" instead of beer pong.
-your friends call you to find shit.
-you remember the name of the strain you smoked last night, but not the guy who packed the bowl.

:jointsmile::jointsmile:There has been alot of funny shit on here !Thanx everyone so far...:jointsmile::jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by mattks1

you might be a stoner if you walk back in your house 3 times b4 you leave because you forgot your keys 3 times (the candy jar always sidetracks me)

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so true! For me though its like.. Ok i forgot the keys, Wait let me take one hit...2 hours later, What the hell am i sitting here for?

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Originally Posted by weird ass fucking dreams tho...
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i didnt want to know about your "weird ass fucking"... stay away from my dreams...

You might be a stoner if you go out with only one lighter, and wake up the next morning to discover that you now have four - each of them with resin marks on the bottom.

(True story about last night)

if....

You thought the Denver Nuggets was a strain of weed

i dont know if they posted this but you might be a stoner if you enter cannabis.com every day

You might be a stoner if you get so desperate that you ask your little brother to find you weed. (And he did! Yay! I'm going to get blazed tonight!)

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Originally Posted by lil josh

YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF:
you wake up in the morning after a heavy session the night before and get pissed of cause u smoked all your weed.

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story of my life!!...
I am currently in that situation...no money... no bud...

You might be a stoner if you spend 2 hours looking around the whole house for a cig then just to realise you smoked it

pisses me off how slow the brain works when your stoned haha

:upsidedow:upsidedow:bonghit::yippee::bong::bong:
I know :jointsmile::jointsmile:

You might be a stoner if you make a large, elaborate meal while sober, smoke up, then devour the whole thing by yourself.

...if you wake-n-bake, fall asleep, then wake-n-bake again.

You might be a stoner if you giggle every time a reporter mentions the Janjaweed fighters in the Darfur conflict.

You might be a stoner if you've ever seen a clump of grass on the ground, thought it was a bud, inspected it closely for a little while, and then decided it wasn't.

You might be a stoner if your saying to yourself "Wow all of these are so fucking true lol"

:jointsmile::jointsmile:When cleaning the lent screen out of the dryer and there are seeds in it, you might be a stoner. :jointsmile::jointsmile:

You might be a stoner if you......

Save your roaches in a glass jar (Ming 1), and when you have enough for a joint you roll it up and smoke it. You then save that roach in a separate container (Ming 2), keep saving more like this, smoke them, recycle these roaches into a third bottle, and keep repeating this process until you have numerous bottles containing seven or eight generations of roaches - the higher the generation (Ming 8, for example), the more resinous the pot.

Bonus points if the joints' rolling papers were smeared with hash oil.

"NO REST TIL BROOKLYN" ...... Beasti Boys :joint1:

Isn't the song "No Sleep Til Brooklyn"?

:jointsmile: Yes, Cool song I have heard a few times. I stand corrected. :jointsmile::jointsmile: