I want to be attacked by a monkey and a panda bear. I probably wouldn't stand a chance.
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I want to be attacked by a monkey and a panda bear. I probably wouldn't stand a chance.
Can the girls on the site do those realllly slow motion bay watch moves at the begginning?
While taking bong hits Reb!
and jogging on the beach topless:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
And then going to jail...
haha and Skink bails us out^^
Not on this beach....this is a movie set...we have full rights to pursue whatever creative avenues that we choose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
Hmm what part could i play .........
hmmm the lead role after all. . . i am cannabis campbell :D
I could be the detective that figures everything out but before I can save the group I get PWNT.
ok well while you guys are doin your little beach scene.. :wtf:
lol make sure you shoot the camera over at me with the blunt in a hammoc.. btw, most amazing thing ever... sittin in a hammoc watchin the ocean :jointsmile:
okay, i got the sound track on lock down, music tech course at college.
i wanan be the guy thats sat talkin wit ma bro's round a table playin cards for blunts
need a big budget
lets film it in holland
FUCK YEAH!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Eazy
Yea you guys aren't on to anything new.. I started to make this movie a while ago. I set up the camera, wrote the story, cast the actors, bought the weed. Then we smoked the weed and, well, there was no movie... Just a bunch of stoned people wondering what we're supposed to be doing again? :D
To accomodate for everyones needs, we can do a film accompanied by a book - and the book can be made from hemp paper, so when people are done with it they can roll joints, and we can carry on helping them get stoned.
lmao you could play the mad dealer lol who everyone is scared to ask for cerditQuote:
Originally Posted by LIP
I want to be the guy who watches from behind the "bushes". and is always on when no one else is. . .lol
I want to be played by either Maggie Gyllenhaal or Jeaninne Garafolo plz thx.
Why? You can be IN IT! Think of that. Famous - you'd get weed sent instead of fanmail - and you can have your own small army - and when you get pissed off you can hire someone to stand while you kick them in the nutz, and you can have your plane - with a big pot leaf on the side - and you can drop parcels of weed to the people down below, and fund a new project - to send the first 6 foot cannabis cola into space, with the aids of small rockets on the sides towards the bottom. Ooo, what else. Ooo, yes, you can buy one of those ride on mowers, get drunk and drive it around your massive living room, or you can take it out on the road, cause a massive accident, and bribe the corrupt fucking arseholes! Wow, i hope it's really like that, i'll be fucking sorted!
I'm already looking for funding for my new nonprofit organization, to airlift cannabis to war torn countries and famine stricken regions....Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
Oh no not like that, if I get famous I'ma go get nabbed for driving after license suspension, as a publicity stunt (since my career is fast heading for the shitter), and try to sweet talk The Governator into granting me a pardon in exchange for vague hints of future blow jobs.... Oh wait.... you say that's already been done?Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
:D
bad idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I was gonna build a well, but then i got high, ooooh.....
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Originally Posted by stinkyattic
how cruel, what will they EAT when the munchies come around
Shit, I never thought of that. I will also send some cheezcake.
Ahhh, man what is it with people mocking my inability to be bothered enough to go out and buy some precious cheesecake. I dont think i can resist the temptation. Oh fiddle sticks, i sound like homer simpson now. Blast.
poverty drove me to steal 2 toblerones, 1 twirl and a toffee crisp today. It made me feel good.
Now i see why kleptomania is so popular...
Perhaps you should find something with a bit more nutritional value if you are going to use poverty as an excuse for theft....
'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 16
Action!
*Bong noises*
"..."
"No, wait, dude! Yeah, I didn't uhh, like, do that properly, or something.. Let's do it again......."
'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 17
Action!
*Bong noises*
"Umm.. I umm..."
Cut!
'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 18
Action!
*Bong Noises*
"Umm....................
...................Line!?"
:jointsmile:
then I walk in out of nowhere and everyone just beats the shit out of me.
Uhh sorry I totally haven't even been following the thread of this um thread. My bad.. :D
:jointsmile:
You are not aware how much I love you. You made my day...Quote:
Originally Posted by epicsoundz69
I commend you.
Imagining that was the FUNNIEST thing I've EVER imagined.
I just imagine a couple, both about 25ish year old arguing about their relationship which has gone on for years. In the midst of it all...you knwo the whole 9 yards...the girl is crying, the guy is a little bit angry and upset, he starts yelling, and in the background, maybe 45 feet behind, there is a guy who has just finished rolling a joint and starts smoking it, but doesn't look into the camera or anything, he's just a casual guy that went to sit on a bench in the park and happened to be near the cuple who was arguing.
I'm sorry eveyr time I play that scenario in my head, I can't stop laughing.
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
That's how it'd be LOL - that was good!
It'd probably would just turn into a big outtake movie - just us smoking, passing out, waking up, relighting the joint, passing and so on. It'd be great. Laugh a second. People would laugh so hard their lungs would fall out.
no you stand at a podium trying to tell us the 'truth' and everybody except a few members just throws lettuce heads at you. haha. then I'll pass you a joint and and you can tell me some story about how to become jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by PureEvil760
Well I don't know about a podium... more like a city intersection, with lunatics wearing sandwich boards yelling the TRUTH from every street corner... but the lettuce heads are great, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by 40oz
If we're going to do a movie, there have to be some action scenes.
NEGOTIATOR #1: Please, don't kill those hostages! What are your demands?
CRIMINAL #1: I demand $200,000 cash and a helicopter to Mexico in one hour or I'll start shooting some people!
NEGOTIATOR #1: I'm not sure I can do that for you, but I'll see what I can do.
CRIMINAL #2: Make it quick. We're serious here! Don't fuck with us!
NEGOTIATOR #2: Hey, I got a joint. You want to smoke?
NEGOTIATOR #1: Yeah, definitely. This shit is stressing me out.
CRIMINAL #1: Hey, what are you guys smoking over there?
NEGOTIATOR #2: A doobie. You want in?
CRIMINAL #1: Fuck yeah. Hey hostages, you want some?
*puff puff* *pass* *puff puff*
CRIMINAL #2: Yo dude, what were we doing again?
CRIMINAL #1: I think we were robbing a bank or something, I forget.
CRIMINAL #2: Holy shit dude! What are we doing with all these guns?!
CRIMINAL #1: Oh my God, you're right! Holy crap, grenades! We gotta get rid of this shit before somebody hurts themself! Hey, stop bogarting that J dude...
It starts off. Everyone is chillin with their best buds at their house. Cheech and Chong personally deliver an invitation to everyone invited to an abandoned house party, and can bring one friend. When everyone steps in the house there is a fucking MOUNTAIN of bongs, blunts, bowls, joints, hookahs, chillums, vaporizers, gas masks, brownies, weed, kief, hash, and grinders. Then it goes to that thing where it shows everyone smokin and tellin stories and bluring out
Get back to work boys! That's the yard boss's water.:D
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
and when we win the oscar we can thank:
Jebus
Those guys who invented clear joint paper
Cheech and Chong
Jon Stewart
Dave Chappelle
Mr.Colbert
Matt Groening
Hugh Hefner
Larry Flynt
The guy at 7-11 who sells me doritos and diet mountain dew
CAN WE HAVE ZOMBIES TOO?!!!
Naw, those guys are getting slapped.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
can we get them baked?Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
^^ yeah we need zombies...but when they get the munchies they might eat someone...and that can really bring down the party