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Ozium Air Sanitizer is the best thing for the smell.
nobody has been caught more than me, don't worry, thankfully never by the cops
What's really nice is that I've been burnin' incense since about 5 years before I even knew about herb. So my mother thinks nutin' of it
most of everything mentioned here should be common sense. i've smoked in public many many times and have never been caught. you would have to be really lazy or just plain dumb. every time i hear about someone getting caught it's always for a stupid reason. latest one: some kid was getting ready to pack a bowl and while getting the rest of his stuff out, where did he set his pipe down? right on top of his dashboard. and who was parked a few spaces away? a cop.
c'mon people, it's not difficult. :)
use the inside of a guitar or bass amplifier if you have one. just unscrew the back and throw your shit in there. its hollow
Dude, I got a "brick" or "kilo" of incense for 35 bucks, and it lasted me over a year, of burning multiple incense nearly everyday. Gee, come to think of it, all that crappy smelly smoke is probably not too good for me ha!
When i was in laughlin in the casinos we would just put wet towels under the doors and that would keep the smell in the room seemed to work cuz we had like 20 people token... we had two rooms connected too.
Alright I'm going to add a couple of driving while smoking tips here...
1) Put all of your stuff into a soda/drink stash can and put it in your cup holder. It may not have a ton of room but you shouldn't be driving with much anyway. I have an Arizona Iced Tea one and it rocks. I think most cops wouldn't even suspect anything as long as you played it cool. You can pick these up in most head shops.
2) When smoking out your car leave the windows cracked, not wide open but cracked. Smoke won't build up in the car and be visible to others, and it will still air out without letting others know what your up to.
3) Wear seat-belts it will give a cop one less reason for pulling you over and keep you safe.
4) The safest/most stealth piece to smoke with is a cig hitter. Looks like a normal cig to other drivers. Of course you can just duck down a bit when smoking bowls etc.
5) Don't speed I mean you can do a bit over but nothing to much or the police might pull you over.
6) Only carry what you need. If for some reason you do get caught, hey it happens, you won't get as serious as a charge. Only bring what you really need.
oh and..
http://boards.cannabis.com/recreatio...ng-caught.html
guide to not getting caught I made awhile ago. Some good tips you might not have thought of.
easiest way to get caught is smoking at home...
I got caught loads untill I stopped smoking at hime, now I havn't been caught yet :)
This thread is stupid.
Peace
Easyest way not to get caught, talk your parents into allowing it so you dont have to hid eit.
My mum is ok with me smoking weed in my room now because it keeps me in the house n stops me going out n getting into fights ect when im drunk :)
Good ideas. I use most of these now.
lmao this guide is kinda shit.
you want a good one?
1. prepare a 'sploof'. a lot of people i see call it a doob tube or whatever, but all it is (if you want the most effective one) is to take a water bottle and burn two holes at the bottom (like buckets). stuff the bottle tight with toilet paper and bounty sheets, or even just toilet paper or kleenex sprayed with axe.
blow your tokes into this, it will mask the smell.
^^^ just by doing that, this gets rid of ANY need to open a window or use a fan. trust me, im being legit, it will mask the smell.
2. dont smoke a pipe. maddd shitty, as smoke will leak out from the bowl, and theyre rough as fuck. invest in a small bong, or just make buckets. something that you can finish your toke in one breath and clear it, so no smoke will get in the air.
3. hold your rips in long. not only will you feel it, but this also allows less smoke to leave your lungs, so when you use your sploof not a lot of smoke escapes.
4. when finished, clean up your weed, BAGS, bong, lighter, bowls, etc. first. put away ANYTHING else after that.
5. keep everything in reach of you. this way, if you do hear your parents leave their room or something you can easily shove it in a drawer or under your bed in a quick second.
remember, be smart.
ima go blaze a huge mafuckin og kush sesh nika
best i can say is don't do it in obvious places, if your going to smoke out in public, smoke a joint, something that looks like a ciggarette etc, pipes and bongs stick out.
to hide your stash, personally, i use an empty pack of eclipse mints, can be kept out in open in cars and such doesn't get noticed at all. and i'm pretty sure there air tight but they do cover the smell.
about all i know.
Liked what Aristotle said and I would only add one thing to the "art of transportation." ;) That would be to get a lock box of some sort to keep in your vehicle. Preferably one that is kept in the trunk, but if you drive a truck or SUV or other vehicle without a trunk, obviously it needs to be kept as far away from the driver's area as possible. In Cali, they can't force you to unlock the box without a warrant and it's the safest way to come home from the co-op or dispensary. As far as smoking and driving, my personal choice is not too. I have to say I liked many of the ideas, but also got a chuckle because I've not had to worry about the smell in forever. Even when I was hospitalized earlier this year, I just went out to the smoking area and lit up with my own meds....lol. Thanks for the memoriess though........lol ;)
Peace and One Love,
Free:cool: (or should that be Grandparent Free? ;) ) lol
so if you're still worrying about your rents walking in, then you're probably not old enough for this forum. back in the day when that was an issue for us we used to use a spoof (or doob tube or zoom tube or wtf ever you wanna call it). i mean that thing never failed. i remember once, we were sitting in my buddies room which has a doorway connecting it to his mother's office, which didn't have a door just a hanging towell. i remember i was on the bed right next to the towell so close to his mom i could hear every key she hit on the keyboard, and we smoked like four bowls out of his steamroller. now that takes some balls.
Is a spoof a one time use thing, or is it reusable?
a spoofs usually good for about 3-4 smokes. you can tell if its bad though because it will probably smell like pot more than fabric softener.
hahaha get your own house and you wont have to worry about dumb shit like that .
Is this true? It would seem that would have to be the law in all states.Quote:
Originally Posted by Free 2 b me
The best way to smoke discreetly, if you absolutely have to, in your house is taking gravity bongs or waterfalls in your bathroom with the fan and the shower on and a towel at the bottom of the door. After, spray some febreeze or somethin cause if your smokin some dank dank its still gonna be noticeable.
If your in high school or someone living with your rents, try being honest and telling your parents you smoke, and that you smoke responsibly so you can go out back or whereever on YOUR property and smoke and no get in trouble for smokin in your car.
If your in the habit of smokin in your car all the time, STOP! You will get caught eventually. Guaranteed. Ive been busted 3 times in a matter of a year and half because I thought i was invincible.
We have to walk a fine line because unfortunately its illegal, basically we need to keep tokin in such a way that we stay outta trouble, hence, SMOKE ON YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTY. Cops cant fuck with you :D:D
will from past experiences if you're ever going somewhere with weed and its not that much hide it deep inside your shoe cops never find it plus u don't gotta worry about the smell or it falling out your pocket
dood tube and axe or ferbreeze is the way to go
This is from the High Times stoner handbook.
Mutes(AKA doob tube, sploof...)
Advantages -
Cheaply made from dryer sheets and a paper towel tube. Effective at the point of usage.
Disadvantages -
They don't work unless you blow the smoke into them. After the first trip around the circle, your forgetful friends will expose this design flaw.
Fans:
Advantages -
Disperse smoke rapidly through air circulation.
Disadvantages -
Unless properly aligned, they can back fire, pushing a fragrant trade wind out the door.
Sprays:
Advantages -
Mask the pot smell nicely.
Disadvantages -
Some paranoid person will invariably grab the can and go apeshit, leaving your room reeking for the next 18 hours.
Incense:
Advantages -
Nice smell.
Disadvantages -
You're not fooling anyone with that incense.
Towel under the door
Advantages -
Keeps smoke from getting out under the door.
Disadvantages -
Relying on the towel alone is like using the rhythm method for birth control. It might work for a while, but roll the dice enough times and you're eventually going to lose.
Ionizer:
Advantages -
Magically clears air with science
Disadvantages -
VERY expensive. If you had that much money for it, you'd just buy more weed anyway.
Also important:
Let the room clear out some before you open the door.
Avoid joints at all cost.
Or, if you want to go REALLY safe, invest in a vaporizer. No smoke, hardly any smell at all, and the little smell that is there smells more like popcorn than weed.
Great thread... Enjoy it...
I haven't inhaled butane ONCE since I bought mine. Of course, when I use it outside, it's on my back patio so I have outlets there to plug it in. ;)
If you're in the woods, roll Just I suppose, but I still recommend buying a Hakko! So much better for you, much tastier, and way less cottonmouth! :D
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