God, I wish my girlfriend was like you ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
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God, I wish my girlfriend was like you ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
Man. Me too FLESH. God, do I ever. I would take any girl with the opinions of the girls on these boards. Anyway, 20 minutes isn't that outrageous.. once my girl gave me head the ENTIRE road trip to Peoria, a 50 minute drive. Best.Orgasm.Evar.
And I return the favor.. I make cunnilingus last like a motherfucker. I love it way too much.
when im straight ripped and I fuck my chick, it can take anywhere from 30 minutes ti 2 hours...
Oh its a very great high but when u take 350mgs of it i dont cum for like 3 days i fucking hate it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreadmantic
so true, so trueQuote:
WE JUST WANT YOU TO CUM AND GET IT OVER WITH
ah! u must really make ur girl happy. :pQuote:
And I return the favor.. I make cunnilingus last like a motherfucker. I love it way too much.
One night way back when I was dating my wife we picked up a few hits of acid. We were supposed to pick up some for my room mate and his girlfriend but the guy was out. So my wife (not at that time, but I already said that) and I took the hits and went home. When we got there my room mate and his girlfriend were so pissed off at us that it started a hugh fight. I was ok with it cause I was trippen but I guess he didn't like that fact that we were tripping and he wasn't. Anyways, I said we can all sit here and watch TV but he didn't like that idea so I gave him another one. I said I'll take the my TV in my room and I guess you can watch the wall. So I did. When the cid started to kick in I git really freaking horny so I asked my wife if she wanted to do it before the cid gets all crazy on us. We put in a great acid movie "What dreams may come" and then we started doing it. (by the way I feel real childish saying doing it)(but its fun to do it. he he) So next thing we know the movie is over and we're still doing it. We put another good cid movie "Willie Wonka" and started back up "doin it". She just laid on her stomach and triped and I just kept pumping. It was fun we made it through "Willie Wonka" and half way through some other movie. But acid and sex rocks cause it's just fun. She would start laughing for no reason which would cause me to laugh for no reason then I'd laugh cause we were doing it for like ever and she wouldn't like me laughing cause she wanted the rod. Ok she didn't mind we laughing. All in all long story short and everything:
I didn't cumb for like 5 hours.
Same thing happend when she brought someone home with her but that truly is a whole other story and even though I'm proud I got both girls to pass the fuck out from sex it's tp personal and I don't want to be the cause for your messy sticky computer.
Peace.
The Rev. Michael T
Stud for life
I love the way you ended that story with "The Rev." lol :D
The way I figured it is most people have a false impression of me cause most of the time all I write in and about are christian (spiritual) things. I feel I give off the wrong impression about myself. I am a Rev, I am young, and I am and was very wild just a few years ago. I don't want people to think of me as some stuffy white haired rev that just preaches. I do have fun and I just wanted to clear things up. I was kinda worried about writting at the end my normal Rev. Michael T so I figured I'd spice things up since I was typing in the sexuality threads. Sex is fun and made to be fun and enjoyable. People need to know it's ok but they also need to know the risk thats out there as well. I feel my religion and religions like mine have made people fear or feel guilty for sex. It just shouldn't be.
Rev. Michael T
Soldier for Christ
amen to that! :D youre one cool rev, mike :p
meek meek,
your religion makes people fear or feel guilty for sex?
You people are pieces of shit!
Larry-
Although I do have more sex then you I still love you man. Although every chance in every thread you get you try to insult me I still love you. Although your, how can I say this nicely t-knee we-knee is only 1/2 and inch long I still love you. I love you so much I'll (laugh) I mean help with your problem. This is for you my t-knee we-knee friend.
Just click here for help:
http://www.sexual-compare.com/penis/
Let me know how it grows. I'm sure my dog will be much happier with you when it finally works for ya. Peace.
Rev. Michael T
Soldier for larrys soon to be enlarged 1/2 inch.
Is christianity also known for child molestation.
There are dispicable, evil bastards in all walks of life, unfortunately...Quote:
Originally Posted by larry
It takes me a little longer than average to pop one off, but the entire experience feels like im already about to come! Weed is amazing!
well 20 min is a bit long but i don't mind ladies
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Originally Posted by meek mike
hmm you sure seem very eager to help ;)
you know what really pisses me off?
after i go down on that fucker for 20 minutes, plus! he cant even give me a proper fucking orgasm.
every time we initiate something, i ALWAYS make sure he gets to cum (regardless of the method) he cant even go down on me for ten minutes straight without getting tired.. he cant finger me for shit.. and ugh.. the only time i cum in his presence is when i make myself cum by fingering myself or grinding myself against him >:O im about to put a stop to this shit!
grr..
then again..
if you want something done right, might as well do it yourself ;p
GIRL YOU ARE WITH THE WRONG DUDE
PLAIN AND SIMPLE
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Originally Posted by Looker
no doubt.
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Originally Posted by meek mike
:eek: i just realized that dudes pimpin out his dog! wtfwtftwtftwtfyb23
hahaha i agree, in some aspects ;pQuote:
Originally Posted by Looker