I am thinking of learning to cat juggle. Do you think this is wrong?

plus i think the tourettes cat thing is way worse than juggling precious little kitties.

[quote=geonagual]If you didn't know..(pst..avatar)
I am a juggler
I can pretty much juggle 3 of anything under 20 pounds.
Do you think it would be wrong to

geo. my good friend
juggling is very cool
but not with animal's
i am extreme animal activest
that would b cruel and inhumane
and u can tell by that pic. that it's fake(2 me anyway)
please dont do that
not only can u hurt or kill the poor cat
but u could get some serious damage 2 urself
PLEASE dont try this

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

cat juggling has a long and honorable history. it's a little known fact that winston churchill juggled cats to relieve stress and abraham lincoln's first job was as an apprentice cat juggler. in the middle ages cat juggling was used as a way to settle minor land disputes and watching cats being juggled was considered an aphrodisiac in 12th century luxembourg. even in times of war cat jugglers have always been allowed to travel freely and in turkmenistan it is still considered good luck for a virgin to be urinated on by a man juggling cats.

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i dont believe this at all
please tell me where u found this shit so i can ckeck it
that's a bunch of bullshit

You know, I do remember hearing that about Winston Churchill......:D

I'm not sure that the cats will dig it. Shit, they already freak out over anything.

I'm sure that being repeatedly tossed into the air is no exception.

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Originally Posted by mamma puffpuff420

i dont believe this at all
please tell me where u found this shit so i can ckeck it
that's a bunch of bullshit

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i found this information the same place i find most of my "little known facts", the latest edition of the Encyclopedia Absurdica. this particular tidbit was found under G, between "gullible" and "gotcha".

I would buy a ticket to see this occur.

unless you have mice cat are friggin useless. All they are is large rats.

Ever thought of making a feline magarita?

WOW!! I didn't realize cat juggling was such a phenomonon.




Cat Juggling, much like goldfish swallowing and leprosy before it, is yet another bizarre fad which "captured the minds of young people everywhere" and will likely fizzle out within a year or two. But not before it winds up with a special on ESPN 2. Or at the very least a mention on the "Lighter Side" of the major 24-hour news stations. Yeah, like those damned talking heads need one more thing to banter about.

Cat jugglers are a large and varied group encompassing all ages and ethnicities. Except Jehovah's Witnesses. They think that cats are unclean.

The popularity of cat juggling has exploded in recent years, thanks in no small part to its heavy dependence on controlled substances. In some localities, cat juggling has supplanted wild parties and Dungeons & Dragons as the vehicle of choice for introducing drugs into a social setting. Even Kitten Huffing is feeling the heat.

If the cats did not like it or did not think it was fun they would just scurry... I actually think they enjoy it... cats look cute and cuddly,,,but they are a very resilient and adaptable animal...

Geo, can I give you some cats to practice on? Bunch of feral ones that have drrrty cat sex behind my friend's azaleas at night, especially when the humans are trying to enjoy a nice evening cocktail without having to listen to yowling and carrying-on. There's plenty... take as many as you want!

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Thank you. Thank you.

I will be here all week.

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What a coincidence, me too :D

Keep on tokin and cat jugglin *eats cheezeburger*

wow-
dirty cat sex.

reminds me of my younger daze.

DoN, have you since upgraded to dirty lion sex?

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

What a coincidence, me too :D

Keep on tokin and cat jugglin *eats cheezeburger*

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WHAT?

nah, the sort of things that i progressed to are not usually spoken of in polite society.

(or impolite society for that matter)

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

WHAT?

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whoops :o

these burgerz of cheez must be eradicated.

Mmm, burgerz of cheez :D

So, I went to the pound today, to take a look and see what kind of cats they had. Not as big of a selection as I would of liked.
I figure I will probably go with the older, uglier cats while I am still practicing. That way if they get hurt I wont feel as bad. :thumbsup:

i'd start with kittens myself, but i'm a heartless beast with little or no regard for other living creatures.

Juggling them little buggers ain't so bad, hell I'd use them for skeet. Do they make a lot of noise when you juggle them? Because if they didn't what would be the point?


"Pull"

personally, i prefer knives to guns. i must admit that the idea using them fuzzy little critters as targets is mighty appealing.

Start with dead cats. It's easier. :thumbsup:

no challenge.

Well you make a good point there DoN. They do seem to lack a certain bouyancy don't they?

PS...burgers of cheez, lol.

:stoned: you did go to the pound i didnt believe you when you told me.... and now looking at these pictures i believe ya... dang boy.. :D ur causing quite a stir in the cannabis world. hehe...

go for it man, but dont blame me for the lawsuits that may occur

I'm just trying to imagine how that would work. I think it would be pretty hard unless you managed to grab the cats by the scruff of the neck everytime...

I think you should probably invest in 3 ferrets first. Try juggling those little guys and see how it goes. They're probably a lot easier to snatch out of the air and toss around...

well i wont let you juggle my cat and im pretty sure my girl wont either but as long as you dont hurt them im ok with it ooo dont scare the kitties either cats can fuck you up man be carefull they really bite hard they can scratch but fuck can they bite

If it feels good, do it.

That is all.

Beano.....are you speaking for Geo or the cats?

the best thing would be to find a ferrel litter... just toss the kittens and catch them and if they think it's fun,,,your in...

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Originally Posted by Weedhound

Beano.....are you speaking for Geo or the cats?

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Geo

>_>

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Originally Posted by grasshopper420

well i wont let you juggle my cat and im pretty sure my girl wont either but as long as you dont hurt them im ok with it ooo dont scare the kitties either cats can fuck you up man be carefull they really bite hard they can scratch but fuck can they bite

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yeah, uh, definitely no juggling my cats or yours!!! :) my cats get pretty fucking crazy when they're high, which is most of the time...so maybe they wouldn't mind? hah maybe i'll let you try sometime soon when we're baked... ;)


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chillin' with the bong :hippy:

FUCKING DO IT! juggle everything in the fucking world as long as it pisses some people off. juggle cats, juggle dogs, juggle babies over a pit, juggle open bear traps, juggle dog shit in see through bags, graverob and juggle your late grandparents' skulls at a family reunion

i dont mean to ressurect a thread... well i guess i do, but what happened? did you end up doing it or not?

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Originally Posted by 4gan2ja0

i dont mean to ressurect a thread... well i guess i do, but what happened? did you end up doing it or not?

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I tried and I tried..but the cats just do not like it..I have some nice ass scratches to prove it..
So, cat juggling is OUT..

NEXT...

hahaha, at least you tried man. and now youve got a crazy story next time youre in the circle:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

I must be going to hell for being immoral. I dont see the cat juggling or the declawing to be humane. Then again, would you want to have three cats takin up your house space and expecting to be juggled all the time? WHat if youre driving down the road and the cats want to be juggled? Youre gonna be fucked then man...

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What the hell, man?