hey dude you wanna get laid and baked.
kill two birds with one stone and go to the dam:thumbsup:
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hey dude you wanna get laid and baked.
kill two birds with one stone and go to the dam:thumbsup:
im turning 21 next saturday. and i actually hate star wars, yoda just used to be a nick name of mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
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Originally Posted by yoda
dude so true. I knew this ugly ass guy named Donell, short, hairy, and real grubby looking, but youd be hard pressed to find a livelier and funnier guy. His girlfriend Kelly was the hottest nympho ive known
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Originally Posted by mrdevious
Okay, though everyone may be self conscious about some things, the trick is not to appear self conscious. Women are very attracted to confidence. When you talk to girls, give the impression that you know exactly what you are doing(even if you don't). Don't use pickup lines, those are jokes and never work. Just start up a conversation with a hot lady just as if you would with somebody you were not even attracted to, except in this case you want to end up taking the hot lady home and fucking the shit out of her(you'll get the hang of it once you suck it up and try, and keep trying).
Seriously, picking up girls is about 5 percent looks and 94 percent attitude(the other one percent is a mystery). Just remember, women love confident men.
Good luck, man.
Wow, I'm stoned.
I was proud of being a virgin when I was one. I think some women are more attracted to virgins so use it to ur advantage!
Well happy birthday man! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
anywhoo, while I don't have a girlfriend or anyting right now, I feel HELLA MORE CONFIDENT. I just shaved the nipple hair and give it a quick run down every day, and it's totally invisible. I've been noticing crazy results on all my muscles in the last couple weeks, so I can finally walk around with no shirt outside. That, and being on tramadol for some reason makes me way more confident, energetic, and relaxed.
If you really are desperate to get laid then remember the one in ten rule.
If you ask ten girls too get it on with you then one of them is bound to say yes, if they all say yes then pass their phone numbers around i'm sure some of the guys on the forum will be more than happy to take care of the extra nine.
Disclaimer
The above figures are based on an average and can in no way be associated with any experience I have had personally (thats my story and I'm sticking too it)
Cheers
NCM
lol nothin like shavin that nipple hair to give a boost in confidence hahaha jk everyone has thier own self consious aspects..urs just happens to be nipple hair lol
Awsome reaper, anxiety is good dont fear it..put yourself in situations that cause it..that feeling rapidly makes u stronger.
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Originally Posted by yoda
It is funny you mention that because my family used to call me "coda" because of my big ears.
P.S. I always secretly thought I was nicknamed that because of the strong force within me.
I'm a 20-year-old virgin. Hell, I've never so much as held hands with a girl.
I had really bad depression from when I was 14 up until around this time last year, so I was pretty antisocial during the years when most people are getting sexual experience. I went out with a nice girl a couple of times but nothing happened, and I didn't want to drag anyone down with my depression. I didn't go to many parties, but when I did I just wasn't interested in most of the girls - a lot of them seemed shallow, or had DB syndrome. When I did find a girl I liked, she'd end up wanting to "just be friends" which usually meant she had someone better-looking or more interesting lined up. This probably fed into my depression a lot, and I wasn't feeling very attractive or desired.
Then I said "Fuck it, life's too short and I am going to goddamn well enjoy it as much as I can." I started making a lot of changes in my life - dropping bad habits and so-called "friends" that mostly treated me like shit, starting to exercise, getting out in public, trying new things, forcing myself into social situations, finding out who I was and what I wanted. I feel great about myself, and I'm proud of what I've accomplished. I met a lot of people who helped me kick the funk, even if they don't know they did it, and I'm very grateful. The depression still happens occasionally (this morning, actually), but that's usually when I'm low on energy so I just take some Vitamin B and in a couple of hours life looks sunny again.
At this point all the girls (actually, all the people my age) have either moved away from this small town or gotten married, so I have another two-and-a-half months to go before I head off to school in the city and can have an active social life. I can't wait to get out there - smoke some weed, charm some ladies, have some fun with the good friends I'm living with. I don't view being a total virgin as a setback anymore, just another way to test myself.
Best of all, I don't have clamydia, and that shit is everywhere.
To be frank, the best medicine for shyness is alcohol. Drink a few beers around women and u wont regret it.
it gives you temporary self confidence yes but im sure everyone prefers something that is longer lasting and doesnt take a drug to simulate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pink_Floyd
jump in at the deep end