Codenames

This thread reminds of this video: YouTube - Ali-G Drugs

Ali G goes off listing like 20 names for weed.

since the mormons started handing out free bibles outside the school we call it "bible study"...because you can make dank joints out of bible pages

we say hey man u got any food latly normally we smoke at parties so we say stuff like ima go pick up the food or if or rents are around also we say were going fishing

sometimes when we are infront of people we say "wanna go play halo" (wanna go smoke) and we also call it "subway"(weed) some times and eating fresh is smokeing :) .

we called it "aciendo asignaciones" In english that means "doing homeworks" For me that is the perferct code. Your parents will never scold u if your talking about homework.

PURGE that is really wierd I know a retarded kid also named Joe menimo actaully he goes to my school wierd. But normally we don't say much secretly we just don't talk of it around others.

This is a pretty risky thread. If cops do monitor these forums, now they know your lingo. Not smart.

Pokemon-Want to go smoke? "Wanna play some pokemon today?"
Bulbasaur-Weed "Check out this bulba i got dude"

We named alcohol "Squirtle", but it doesnt have the ring, so we just say Lets go get drunk

When standing outside of school in the morning, theres this kid that no one really likes, kinda tall, some excess fat, annoying, absolutely OBSESSED with video games(I mean, I love my video games, but he takes some things way too far), and he's inlove with us pretty much. We accept him into our morning circle, we aren't going to hate on him. And when we're around him and we talk about "pokemon", he seriously thinks we're talking about pokemon. It's a fun show to watch if you know what we're refering to.

We say studying and the war of Austrian succession. Hey you want to read up on the War of Austrian succession? Were stoner's with a library card :D

My codename is weeed, yes weeed (the 3rd e is silent)

haha we call sessions safety meetings. so parents think were being responsible when they hear us saying "hey guys remember the safety meeting tonight" lol

i love how there so many different crazy slangs.
lets see.. ive called weed.. jollyranchers, diet coke, doritos,...
then theres always
SAB- Smoke a bowl
SAC- smoke a cig
LAB- load a bowl.

me and my friend have a little thing we always do she will ask if it kashed, ill say yeah, shell say time to load another bowl, ill say yeah, then ill say is it time for an assisted cigarette drag and shell say yeah..and hold the cig up to my mouth so i can get a drag when im LABing.
im always calling cigs smizzledrizzles.
ways we describe highs.
blasted. cheeched. blizted.... various others.
i bet theres so many others.. i just dont remember.

We usually go out behind my buddy's place to smoke. Behind his house theres a little creek that we kind of stand in a line in front of and watch the water flow or the occasional fish/turtle swim by (in the summer). So now we say "hey wanna go look in the ditch?" We still laugh about it, it's been around 10 years since we looked at it for the first time =). OMG my 2way just went off and somebody asked if I wanted to "look in the ditch!!?" This is karma!

My personal favorite smoking reference is Brainstorming, as in:
"I just got out of class and need to write a paper, want to go back to your place and brainstorm?"

Needless to say, all other info relates quite easily.

eat lunch = smoke

get lunch = pick up

eat breakfast= wake and bake

fancy a joint? - fancy a joint. Why use codenames?

since we used to play a lot of poker... we used to call it playing holdem and drinking was playing omaha (another type of poker