lmfao or maybe im just really high.
sorry you have hit this point it sucks ive been there sadly i was bored with the person and it took a whille to see that. but im not sure your gonna find an answer for it on here.
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lmfao or maybe im just really high.
sorry you have hit this point it sucks ive been there sadly i was bored with the person and it took a whille to see that. but im not sure your gonna find an answer for it on here.
lol hard to think of anything you havent done i guess... mabey you could go up with the next space shuttle flight?
yeah ur right, but at least people tried to help, everyones real kick ass here
yeah they are i like this site i just found it
best of luck to you
space sex? sounds badass sign me up, imagine the possibilities:D
hahaha without gravity....could you imagine the positions! It would be like cirque de sole without the gay makeup and without the crazy foreigners
How to contact Sue Johanson? I know how to contact her webmaster who answers all the emails... message board @ Disclaimer
He gets back to you in just a couple days usually.
on the site she says that cannabis is an erection killer...hmmm I find that to be wrong! haha
hahaha 100% false:thumbsup:
maybe she meant to say it gives killer erections
yeah bout to say, im no guy but it makes me horny
funny u mentioned the cannabis equals "no erections" thing, because i had been meaning to write to tell them it wasn't true....i should do that now.
you should hun, set that shit straight!
Fuck on ecstasy. But then you'll probablly be really bored with sex....
haha stay away from threesomes, they can mess stuff up
try all the different bondage techniques lol or find a interesting sex game o.o...good luck!
Fisting? Golden showers?
I'm just tossing out ideas here. Reb, I think you should go work at a strip club when you turn 18.
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Strap it on!
not in space but in zero gravity, its harder than you think(no pun), theres no leverage, Reb as to your querry, It sounds like the 2 of you(u and ur old man) need a vacation, not from each other but togeather. Who said goats and horses and shit? I think that only works when your in Tiajuana, or if ur Madona.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dest
Right on. When all else fails, put something in somebody's butt.Quote:
Originally Posted by jawndoe
:mrs g. always tries to promote buttsex of all varieties.:
For extra fun, dress him like a girl first, take him out in public, and make out with him. You know, go for the full experience.
we have a winner! The Male Multiple = wOOtQuote:
Originally Posted by ericwt
LOL!
Fuk yeah Mrs. Greenjeans you get rep for that 1 .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
Tooooo Funny . :thumbsup:
Crispi :jointsmile:
Crispi, I have not yet begun to kink his root. He just don't know.
I figure I can keep us married for a while on that alone. And I can cook, and grow excellent dope. I'm a shoe in.
Keep at it.
why? it's hysterical! it's filthy! it makes no sense! it's PERFECT.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
darn i didn't read the thread and this proves it i changed it and now it looks stupid. I hated it because i thought the thread was about all these people who are all bored of sex and i can't get any, well it kind of is so blahQuote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I have nothing against anyone though don't get me wrong, i hope you start enjoying sex again reb
good luck
Ahh, it all becomes clear now.
Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm not bored of it.
And truth be told, neither is Reb. She's just bored, period.
There. I said it.
Have you tried it in a box...with a fox...?
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I can't believe I got to say that. As I was reading through the pages, I swore someone would've beat me to it! LOL Sorry...not a serious response...but I crack myself up sometimes.
Serious response...Enhance the LOVE! Take time off? Do it slooowly....
I dunno...I just wanted to say the Dr. Suess quote. I'll stop now. :D
The Fog :rastasmoke:
my theory on sex with the same person over and over again, is like eating the same cereal every day, who wants to do that right ? wrong!
for instance, "i eat cheerios every day of my life"
well cheerios by themselves get pretty damn boring. if imagination is used on said cheerios, they can get pretty interesting and colorful. for instance you can put strawberries, bananas, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, grapes, sugar, coat them in syrup, fuck you can do anything! put some tabasco on those fuckers.... "ok so i eat on mondays cheerios with bananas, tuesday cheerios with strawberries so on and so forth and now im getting bored with the routine."
well fuck, switch it up...put strawberries and bananas together. hell leave out the cheerios and eat the fruit and syrup.
the point im trying to get at, is you can NEVER say i've done everything.
You are a hot mess.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGreenFog
Whips, chains, and tortillas. Trust me.
Can you draw a diagram plz?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFatKid
Green Fog, lol @ Dr. Seuss!!!
Rebgirl... Have you done it in a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a tam? Have you done it dipped in jam?
I could go on an on.
We should make a Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist thread!
ooh ima go start it now!!!
That ,....well that is fuckin halarious:pimp: :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFatKid
Try sex on a psilocybin mushroom trip. Trust me, THAT would be intense!
i know some people already brought up taking a break but make a game out of it...see who can be teased the hardest and longest with out having sex and im not talking about minutes or hours. like days just tease the fuck out of them until you see who cant stand it any longer.
ya know?
Or right as your getting off take a deep hit of salvia.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
Man this thread is total proof that no one else has any ideas either and it's a serious problem. I mean this is a major problem of monogamy, and a major issue in all most all relationships. Who the hell can have sex with the same person for 30 years yet that is what a great marriage is or so they say. Her problem is SO COMMON once the kink and freak has been played out over and over it just becomes a WHAT DO WE DO NOW sticking point. Truth be told I'm not sure Man/Woman was meant to do this, but to each his own if you can. Hell I don't have any answers either other than abstain for a while and see how that works, or your going to have to learn ROMANCE if you haven't already thats is based around love and not fucking. This is a difficult question to answer how do you keep sex exciting once you done it 500+ times in every location and every situation imaginable. To me it screams disclosed additional partners other than that I have no idea, think about it what if either one of you could sleep with whoever you want and know it's not about betrayal or distrust or disrespect but just about keeping new sex alive and sharing details always keeping safe, I'm not talking about swinging parties but about individual rights that allow more sexual freedom. I've been in this situation and am kinda in it right now, before I just blow off someone I like because there is no sex fever left, I'm going to tell them what I think may help with her having just as many rights as me but for now just other girls. Otherwise your head for splits-ville and you might as well learn something or you'll be right back at the same door in you next relationship. See I don't have much to say either. And before I get a bunch of male idiots saying HEY SUPERTORCH send her my way - She won't accept anything less than 7" Cut and Thick after having me. :)
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Originally Posted by SuperTorch
.... or a fat hit of salvia.
One word- Fudgesicles!