haha damn, that "shits" funny
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haha damn, that "shits" funny
thats exactly what i thoughtQuote:
Originally Posted by kronick
i like 80's music...
the cure, the smiths, joy division/new order, depeche mode, bauhaus...ahhhh i love it :)
i like shooting myself in the head
Super Duper!
takin a shit on speed is better
The best feeling is "Prairie Dogging" your shit...'nuff said!
define? apparently "nuff said" wasnt enough for the moron named jim (thats my name btw)
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Originally Posted by kronick
It's like your feeling that big log coming out and when its half way out , you then try to suck it back in again...
LOl sounds fun, i might give it a try.
LMAO! sounds like a challenge...ill do it :D :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by kingofkush013
oh SHIT! get the fuck outta here! w, what are ya doing?! FUCK, we're all dead! get the fuck out!Quote:
Originally Posted by kronick
"ur nott cOooOkingg?
"yea dude"
"eh, ah"
"babababaaabababababaababuebuebeubeu"
"Pork Chop Sandwhiches! Of SHIT get the FUCK outa HERE!! What are ya doin? Go! Get the fuck outta here u stupid idiot. FUCK! We're all dead! Get the fuck out!....... My god did that smell good."
"Deetective, there was no goin an u tell me do things i done ruUUnnin."
"..................................."
never done it but ill let u no when i do.
its tempting...mater o fact i was just looking for some paxil...but decided against it. *Pets self-control*
i tried "Prairie Dogging" 3 times...everytime i choped it...its harder than it sounds!!
You have alot to learn, young grasshopper! Try, try again..and again..and again...practice makes perfect!
try taking a shit all in one push. once i got a good three pounds of shit out. i was sitting slightly, like an inch above the toilet seat cause the shit just piled. made the plumber work for his money!!!
LMFAO...nuff said
there is nothing more satisfactory then taking a shit whilst high.
im gonna go get baked and take a dump right now
has anyone every put human shit in a bong and smoked out of it??? I swear, that "shit" gets you high as a mothafucka!!!
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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
horrible pun
how about this one: Rosie O Donnel is "Phat"
Well first of all, shitting while really high is almost like orgasming in the form of a turd for me...Quote:
Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
But anyway..yea I had the runs onetiem to and i wiped so much, my ass staretd bleeding....Eventually the shit got in my cuttup wound and well, it wasn't fun. REAL HUGE BUZZKILL that was haha
PEace
Lol, also on this, I rolled soem dog shit up in a doobie the otehr night when really baked..I told my neighbor it was hash..he bought it from me for 10 bucks and i watched hi msmoek it..no lie.....then he thought he was high but i told him he just smoked poop, and gave him his money back lolQuote:
Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
LMFAO
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Originally Posted by Bain fArt
Your Lucky he didny knock you out and take a poop in your Mouth....
A good trick to play on somone you Hate Is to Load up the underneath of your enimies Door handles on his/her car and clean every where else up so you cant tell..
Then when they go to get into the car they get Poop all over their fingers.;)
I just knocked the bong over. This thread is fucking great! But Y'all have a lot of time on your hands. Perhaps some shit, as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
Regarding "Prarie Dogging," I beleive that Freud referred to that as the ANAL stage. See? That only costs me $40,000 a year.
I try to make sure I have shit everytime I am high.Quote:
Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
I really enjoy the way it feels.
*Shaking my head* Wow...*moving on*
Lol, that sounds more like gay but sex to me.Quote:
It's like your feeling that big log coming out and when its half way out , you then try to suck it back in again...
There is nothing gay about bottom fun. If you where getting a tit wank from a guy that would be gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edgar
dude, looker, you got that picture of the old lady when you were looking for porn, didn't you? I let a couple of my freinds look at porn on my computer, and next thing i know, i had that exact pic as my background
LoL wu tang,you let friends look for for porn my ass! I think it;s time to retire this thread.
whatever man. anyways. the other day I went to Krogers and bought those laxative chocolate bars and ate a few. that is after smoking a good bowl out of this water bottle. let me tell you, after about 30 minutes, i was in shit heaven.
wtf is wrong with you?
Best feeling ever is being high having a bath and sneaking a log out. If you havent tried it I would really suggest that you do. Pooing in water is one of the most liberating things I have ever done.
:confused:
i thought the point in taking a bath, was to get CLEAN...
this one time I was in a hotel hot tub during my vacation, and I diharrea-ed in it. there was a couple in there with me, so i dropped my shorts and ran.