hot box your room and smoke those little fuckers out
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hot box your room and smoke those little fuckers out
im sure they arent that dumb...lolQuote:
maybe if you make the dish of water not so shallow he'll fall in and drown. Then you could take a picture and we would all know what it was
lol yeh, i hope they just leave... its wierd though... what if its not them? what if its something totally diferent...Quote:
Hope they take the offering and leave you alone. It might turn out to be that you will have to grow more weed just to supply these pothead gnomes. Well, at least you will have some company. LOL. "IT" kinda freaked me out when I was young too.
lol thnx man... lol i was surprised i could give you rep myself, i thought i'd get the same thing...Quote:
word lil limey nice rap i digs it.....i'd give ya some rep but i can't i used them all up on you during our pissing match
last night i didnt go near that room, i stayed downstairs and watched last samurai, and played final fantasy... i got a bit of sleep.. but only a couple hours, im gonna clean up my room today, and keep my eye out for anything wierd... i'll open all the windows so the little bastards can get out..:)
ITS A FUCKIN LEPRECHAUN
its probably just a little gypsy child dossing in your house, i say gas the motherfucker! lol
hahaha nah... i know gypsys have small faces, but not that small...Quote:
Originally Posted by savagepossum
WHOA.....
this is mad! yesturday i put bread and water out, and stayed out of the room, thinking nothing would happen.. then today, i went to go in there to tidy it all up and see what i could find... and its already tidy...:eek: ? the light for my plants had been turned on, my bed had been made, and my room had been cleared up... all except for the corner full of clothes... no food or water was taken... it was just how i left it...
this is just wierd... my mum wouldnt have cleaned my room... or my brother.. they both had work this morning...
im not sure whether to clean the corner now... what if something really is in there? i mean, mice dont clean bedrooms and turn on lights and shit..
whatever is there just cleaned my room for me.. maybe cuz of the bread and water? i dont know... all i know is this is fuckin wierd...
i havent got a clue what to do... im gonna stay in there tonight and see what happens... wish me luck ;)
Sounds like you need an exorcist, or simply a big jesus lover.
*Free all the demons inside, JESUS FREE THESE DEMONS* *slaps forehead*
Oh man I cant wait to hear what happens tonight. This is just too strange
You need to leave them little scratchy wool cloaks, some brown bread, maybe a pint of mead, and whatever else it is that primitive British gnomes would feel comfortable with. Depending how far north you are, maybe a haggis would calm them down.
Put out a saucer of milk before you go to sleep...then they probably wont suck your nourishing eye fluid during the night.
Sleep Well!
hahaha...Quote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman
lol its either me sketchin out, or not... im just gonna forget about it... lol if it wants to clean my room thats fine... lol maybe i was sleepwalking? or dreaming? i didnt think of it before but... its a little less far-fetched than pixies..lolQuote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I used to live in a house in So Calif.....had a spare bedroom. I would ALWAYS hear weird noises and things in there....weird shit.....and I'm NOT a believer in ghosts etc.... But it would make me nervous and I would rarely go into that room.
At some point I had a friend house-sit for me and he brought his 3-4 yr old boy who slept in that room. The little boy told his daddy that he would see things in there....ghosts and things....apparently not scary because he didn't feel scared but there were definitely things happening in that room. Dad said he heard a few weird things too but never saw anything.
The really strange part is.....I never told ANYONE about those experiences....he and his son told ME not knowing in any way that I had experienced weird stuff in there as well. To this day makes me wonder....
I think I have squirrels in my attic- does that count?
I think we know EXACTLY what you have in your attic young lady!:D
i can never look through a window at night cause i see someone staring at me through it, it got me so paranoid i started carrying a knife with me just to take out garbage:stoned:
the people we bought our house from had a daughter that died in a car accident not long before we moved in...she had my sisters room and were pretty sure the ghost of that girl still chills in my sis's room. Some times my sister will wake up with her sheets tucked in very nicely when she never does that and i know my parents dont. We also sometimes hear the front door close then hear someone walking up the stairs...when we find that nobody is there...it gets pretty creepy.
Another time i was home alone in my kitchen...i had just heard the door open...footsteps and i called for my dad cuz i figured he was home or something...but then i noticed nobody was there...after that i just said w/e and got back to what i was doing....2 seconds later i hear a young girl laughing directly in my left ear and i freak out and nobodys there. theres plenty of other storys like that...but yeah i believe in ghosts now :thumbsup:
OHHHH THATS WHAT HE SAID!!! OWNED!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
*sorry im so stoned...*
HAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk
its been so long since ive seen tourretes guy lol thanks for that
I want to know how it went last night
Maybe the gnomes ate him!? Haha, but seriously any more info on the little people situation?
Aliens are fucking with you dude.dont worry they wont hurt you their just having fun with you.
What the hell. I don't know what to say. Maybe you are going crazy. But that was one strange story lol. I can't think of anything.
man that shit is freaky. I've seen shit around my house every now and then but I know their hallicinations, and when freinds stay over they hear shit but thats the rats that are in between the floors.
I've spent the night on U.S.S. Lexington twice and saw shit both times, first time (seriously scared the shit out of me) I heard that there had been ghost sightings on it, but I didn't beleive them. I was walking around looking for my freinds, lost them going from the flight deck to the hanger, I took the wrong ladder, I ended up walking past the library, the door was padlocked and I wondered if I could see some of the titles through the window in the door. I got up real close to the window as to block the glare and in the corner holding a book was a man in dress whites with bright blue eyes staring right at me, I looked at the lock and it was still locked. I looked up and he was fucking gone and I took of running. Got to the hanger and driped going in, later that night I was talking to one of the "crew" (care taker staff) and I described the ghost and he said it's been reported all over the ship including the library. That was 2 years ago. The second time I saw a ghost there was the last time I went, last year, and I woke up in the middle of the night and the same man in the dress whites was walking around the bearthing compartment I was in, but this time I kinda shrugged it off because no one had ever reporting being hurt by some one of the ghosts and some were even helped like when they got lost and stuff. Went back to sleep and the next day it turns out someone else there say him too
The other time I stayed the night at the Battle Ship Texas over by the San Jacinto Monument, was on the deck at night and look up and there's a face in the window of the one of the look outs
We had some thing similar in our bathroom when i was living with my mum ud go in there and smell smoke no one use to smoke inside. my shaver would be moved it use to sit on a collum 10 cm wide and would be found in the bath next to it never heard voices tho.
Make a friend, thats what I did.
I live with something.
They're not going to hurt you...
I kid you not, I have seen some shit.
ok this is what you should do to control your little magical creature problem. Leave out about a gram and some rolling papers and when you wake up from your room being hotboxed and that lil ppl person smoking your shit... hell be so high he wont be able to run and thats when you catch him.... works for me all the time :jointsmile:
wacha gotta do is get a bucketload-O-cats. then you sharpen their claws and bait a bunch of squirrel or racoon traps with bud and peanutbutter ...
no, but really, i heard about something callled sleep paralysis where you wakeup and cant move, and sometimes hear and see shit.it can get really intense. That would not, however, explain the clean room.
if all else fails i have heard some wonderfull fhings about chlorine gas
no you need a tranquilizer gun with a night scope.. then when those underwear knoms seal ur under warez shoot theam and find there underwear stash
step 1 = steal underwear
step 2 = ???
step 3 = ₤₤₤!
Step one. Steal underware!Quote:
Originally Posted by conch420
Step two. ....
Step three. Profit!
:D
hey what is this sleep paralysis because I very very often this happens to me where I wake up and I cant move and I am awake and dreaming at the same time it it can get very intense at times hearing shit.... like this also will happen if I fall a sleep but I dont fall a sleep intirely like its really hard to explain like i will just about fall a sleep and then i get stuck and my body cant move and all I can control is my breathing and my thoughts and sometimes I will start seeing shit on the back of my eye lids and some times I will hear shit and it can get very scary. so can you please inform me of what you know of this sleep paralysis because I think this is what I have...Quote:
Originally Posted by DudemeisteR420
exactly!
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Originally Posted by lazy smoker7
yeah man it sounds like it you shoud do some research on it, if it dosent bother you much it might not be a problem tho... there is research done that ufo abductees and ppl suffering from sleep paralisis are the same
My cousin used to tell me stories about Tommyknockers and polterdice like 40 years ago,,,way before the movie came out...
im in ur room
knockin over ur seedlingz
I wish I had a fucking spirit that would clean my room for bread and water
Weed kind of increases the chances of that happening. It's good because you can initiate a lucid dream or an out of body experience. You see some pretty weird shit in the other world.Quote:
Originally Posted by lazy smoker7
indeed... i used to dream i was dreaming... then i would believe i had awakened, but was still dreaming... once, after a night of HEAVY smoking, i dreamed i was dreaming. Then i awoke, but still was dreaming, then i awoke again, but still was dreaming, then again, and again, and again... i was becoming desperated... then after some 10 times 'awakening' (i counted) i finally awakened... scary...Quote:
Originally Posted by paddyahern
haha that's happened to me before but not that many timesQuote:
Originally Posted by Coelho
^^^^ happily, that was the only time it happened SO many times... usually are 2, or at most 3 'awakenings'... but that was a (scary) record indeed...:eek: