Neighbors Having Sex

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

Dude I can beat that one, my little cousin used to live in this neborhood in AZ. Its the middle of the desert and theres mansions and man made lakes at everyone back door very posh, very rich. Anyway one day we was bar-b-qing and a couple nebors come over, actualt there was about 10 nebors total. Any way I see this georgouse blond woman walking up from the house across the street. I see her get closer and closer and I cant stop staring shes soo beutiful when all the sudden she says high. Imedatly I recognize the voice and she gets closer at this point evry thing in my head is going slowmotion. She takes off her sunglasses and I say "Hi Holy Shit Your Jenna Jameson", Fucking Jeanna Jameson lives right across the street from my little cousin. :pimp: :pimp:

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DAYUM I woulda been like HOLY SHIT BEBE.. LOOOOved you in the Masseuse.. WOW but what was up with that wierd dude, too creepy. kinda killed the sexyness sometimes. Then give her a motor boat hug, I'm sure she's used to it. Leave a tip.

Nah lol honestly I'm more of a pimpandhodotcom fan..

I have to say, living in a condo sucks. One night me and a few of my girl friends were waiting outside for our guys when we hear "UH UH UH UH OHHH YEAHHH OHHH UHH UHH" that lasts about 20 minutes until it stops and the dog runs down stairs (the stairs are right in front of the door and the main door was open)

Then a while back during a HOT ass summer, I had my windows open and me and my (ex)boy decided to get a lil freaky. I guess I was too loud (my bad) cause my neighbor came knocking a while later to see if everything was okay. I was like "I have no idea what you're talking about" lol.

pull up a chair and watch

These are reasons why it's nice to live on a big lot with lots of space between houses. I don't want to think of our neighbors, a chunky older couple who both carry about 65 extra pounds, going at it. No thanks.

Dude... Relocate to where there's hot neighbors duh.. lol

Yea originally PRUNEDALE is that. Nice tight hills, oak trees and uycs everywhere, if you want to go anywhere. You need a car..., pfft actually a truck if you live some places but everyone loves it here and enjoys the open space. We have neighbors but when we talk we don't use regular voice you have to call lol, and still see them waving. Now I live in town. booo. dees ees boooolsheeet mon. Tyerrd a beeyenquietalldetyme. Wanna be like AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH WWWWWWWAAAAAA!! TSSSHH TSSHHH wooop.. lol

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Originally Posted by Dave Byrd

These are reasons why it's nice to live on a big lot with lots of space between houses. I don't want to think of our neighbors, a chunky older couple who both carry about 65 extra pounds, going at it. No thanks.

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ROFLMAO!!!!! i think it would be indeed a dreadful thing to see!

I hear my upstairs neighbor on the week ends. . .lol, he hears me all week. . .;)

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Originally Posted by lagstronaut

and you've done WHAT so far to try to get into her house? :D

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nah I didnt stalk her but I did flirt with her alot, like you would imagine she is real easy to talk to, specialy scince she so easy on the eyes. She likes to get wasted I noticed as long as their is some crystal, dom, or somethin simular. I get kinda turned off by chicks who just totaly turn trailer park slutty when they over drink(she didnt get that fucked up but I went to a party she threw a couple days after that, she ask me if I wanted to get into the bussiness, Im still thinking about it). I did walk her back to her house the night of the bar-b-q though.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

man... she is Jenna Jameson!!! WTF are you thinking about??? :pimp:

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

nah I didnt stalk her but I did flirt with her alot, like you would imagine she is real easy to talk to, specialy scince she so easy on the eyes. She likes to get wasted I noticed as long as their is some crystal, dom, or somethin simular. I get kinda turned off by chicks who just totaly turn trailer park slutty when they over drink(she didnt get that fucked up but I went to a party she threw a couple days after that, she ask me if I wanted to get into the bussiness, Im still thinking about it). I did walk her back to her house the night of the bar-b-q though.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

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For some reason this sounds highly unbelievable.