yea dude just go steal some shit like a desperate drug addict. im sure that there is abso-fucking-lutely no possible way that you could ever get caught. dont forget to bring you buds and pipe with you so you can smoke asap!
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yea dude just go steal some shit like a desperate drug addict. im sure that there is abso-fucking-lutely no possible way that you could ever get caught. dont forget to bring you buds and pipe with you so you can smoke asap!
LMFAO! That was great! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by five0addict
At LEAST go to a gas station or somewhere that would have matches.. Don't steal a lighter. Is it worth having a record over a lighter?
Ha ha! That was great. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by five0addict
You'd hate to get caught stealing lighters. Some businesses will charge you over the smallest thing.
Just get $2 you cheapskates.
If you're really desperate, buy a pack of matches... but make sure to wait until the flame has burned onto the wood before lighting a pipe or bong, sulfur tastes horrible.
Or, if you're really, REALLY desperate, turn your stove on and hold a piece of paper to it until it catches fire, then use that to light a blunt
There's a guy in Texas that got charged with burglary for $2 worth of merch and had 10 years of probation. Then he got tested for marijuana use and is in jail for life. Don't go down that path!
Just go to a gas station and buy a lighter, if they ask you why just say you're playing with fireworks at your house like a good 16 year old.
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Originally Posted by DarkHorse014
I bought a pack of 200 lighters off of ebay for like $50 shipped.. You can find smaller packs of like 50 for $20-25.