Lets Clone Jesus.

I'm Jesus! And yes, I'm bigger than The Beatles!

he better smoke MAD herb and possibly give it a better reputation

personally he's an ass hole and if they do "resurrect" him we should just re-crucify him and I want to throw that spear in his side

As an Atheist i must say. Tomb of Jesus, LOL.

The clone of jesus would be the antichrist wouldn't he?

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Originally Posted by jokeyjokejoke

As an Atheist i must say. Tomb of Jesus, LOL.

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I laugh at the thought of Jesus too, so does my dad.

I mean, how dumb do you have to be to think a person who died, brought himself back to life.

People take the bible too seriously. It's a storybook. A book of stories that explains how you should treat your fellow human beings by being kind and warmhearted. It's no different than The Cat in the Hat. A story, nothing more.

And if you believe all that jazz about a magic man in the sky, you are the one that's crazy, not us. :S4:

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I laugh at the thought of Jesus too, so does my dad.

I mean, how dumb do you have to be to think a person who died, brought himself back to life.

People take the bible too seriously. It's a storybook. A book of stories that explains how you should treat your fellow human beings by being kind and warmhearted. It's no different than The Cat in the Hat. A story, nothing more.

And if you believe all that jazz about a magic man in the sky, you are the one that's crazy, not us. :S4:

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"The Bible is just a book, a good book, but a book none the less"

Would that count as the second coming? How funny would it be if cloned jesus grew up to be a serial killer.

I would clone the clone of jesus, and make an army of jesuses. :thumbsup:

Hey, I just realized, we now have the technology for a virgin birth... Sorry, I just am getting a kick out of this. Sorry if I offend anyone.

Hey great thread! Who else could we use an army of clones of?