i once ran full speed through a screen door and fucked my self up pretty bad and also had to replace the door (it was at a hotel on the beach)
oops!
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i once ran full speed through a screen door and fucked my self up pretty bad and also had to replace the door (it was at a hotel on the beach)
oops!
i remember my first time on rollerblades at the skating rink.. the skating rink had these wooden hand rails at either side, that seprated this little spot wtih benches where people could sit down... anyways these rails seprated the rink and the sitting place... it was 4x4 (4 inches by 4 inches) solid hard wood... so i start going as fast as i can on the blades... but ahh.. i didn't know how to stop.... or turn too well.... i got going so fast i couldnt' turn... i'm kinda bent over like you do when you're trying to pick up speed...
i run face first straight into the rails... yeah.. i didn't skate for the rest of that day... and din't get back on a pair of skates for a good while....
thats so funny you brought up roller rinks! my first time on rollerblades i lost control and tried to go for the rail on the inside of the the track and hit some really fat bitch and she fell RIGHT ON ME! im being dead serious! i was like 10! scarred me for life.................oopsie!
Lol one time, I was reading a thread called "the "oopsie" thread" and my mom was like "whats cannabis?" and i said "its a tv show noob fuck off". oopsie.
i had started to fart, but it wasnt that...oopsies!
Being too stoned to get up and air my room out cause i really dont care. ooopsies?
One time in school I took a crap,,,I washed my hands and turn to get a paper towel and I was staring straight at a Kotex dispencer...
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Originally Posted by Skink
thats why skinks the best!
Oopsie i rolled a blunt then fell asleep!