I must have caught it from...

Nah, I work at one, so I'm wise enough not to :P

It's salmonella most definately (I'm going to spare the details) and nothing the hospital could do anyway. Bacterial or viral, it just needs to get flushed out of my system, and it's getting there. Plus it's a good excuse to lay around and watch re-runs of Mythbusters all day.

oh....well....since it turned out to be food poisoning and not symptoms of the syph.....you still have it
you might wanna get that checked out
btw, you should due subway and try to make them change their slogan