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Johnny Depp in " Butt Pirates of the Carrabean"
Cum follow along with johnny and his Ship mates as they race around the globe in search of some tight nuggs.
See Johnny take on the one eyes female pirate from the phillapeans. " Ol' One eyed wanda"
here is a quote from the movie" Shiver me timbers I wanna walk your plank!"
"ARRRGGGG On yur knees ya scurvy hoe Im goona skull fuck ya and im not goona stop till I fuck yur eye out!"
Cumming to theaters may 8th.
roflmao
totally underwater!
Best i had was with this weird bitch. I poored a pint of guinness over her and she twisted my nipple bar out, then i gave her a wedgie then a fuckload of whiskey later we ended up in the toilets with her knickers hanging off the doorknob! she was a freek bit my tounge till it bled, twisted my nipple bar out, tried stick her fucking finger up my ass but damn she cud fuck!
he he he he, had in packed cinema ounce,id like a pirate girl lol
thiers a sex forum?
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Any rough drunken bang I have with my gf's amazing in my books...
my first time was the best, im was drunk and real tired, but somehow had the energy to give her all i had ;)
lasted for about 45 mins - 1 hour..... the first time, then did it again before sleep... about another half hour, then again in the mornin :)
The best sex i've ever had is the sex i had after telling my boyfriend i like it rough ;)
....was in the back seat of my avatar.
had to many good nights of sex. some of the best though was when i saw this girl i knew in class over at my apartment because she was friends with my roommates girlfriend.. his gf told me that girl wanted to fuck, i had no idea she did, but i wanted to fuck her hella bad every day i saw her in class i would just look at her ass and body and be like someday....
well that day came and lasted for about a week straight, lmao