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Did you hear about that sky diver who had a helmet cam on when both his shute and reserve shute didn't open? He realized he could capture his last words so he let out the profound...
"Oh shit! I'm dead. Bye."
He fell two miles and survived! I'm guessing the only reason he is alive is because those were the worst last words ever. :)
man, that would fucking suck... to fall out of a plane and FUCKING LIVE! if i ever went skydiving and both chutes failed... i'd be like "oh damn... i hope this fucking kills me instantly..."
i'd pull my pants down. so humorous till the end would be put on my tombstone.
i'm fairly sure that no one will be there to hear my final words, but if there were they would hear only one, "finally".
"I wish I had something important to say..."
What if someone shot you in the face with a .357 and fucked off your entire lower jaw and you couldn't speak?? Is this where we incorporate sign language?
"at least i'd leave a beautiful corpse."
I would say sorry to my parents.
crude i believe i've seen your pic once... (if i'm remembering right) so it'd alteast be true o.0
lol.. sorry to my parents.. LMFAO! that'd be the time i hold up two middle fingers and say FUCK YOU! ... but my parents are shit... like i mean the corn in the peice of shit.. they're lower then the worst part of that peice of corn...
"......I'LL BE BACK... HASTA LA VISTA, BABY"