The Butt Wiping Poll!

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

It's unnatural to get naked to take a crap? I've always done it that way. Unless I'm in a public bathroom.

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no, i didnt say that. but WHY get naked when you crap? bathroom floors are cold.

This thread is toooo fucking funny.

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

This thread is toooo fucking funny.

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AMEN!

The real question is front to back or back to front? Quilted or Plain?

im pretty sure getting naked while taking a dump isnt normal. You get completely naked? Shirt and all? Haha i just drop my pants around my ankels :D , some times i just drop em down to my kness, especially in this cold weather...gotta stay warm.

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Originally Posted by SwirlyMass

Now who blazes on the pot?

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I do, it's very relaxing, unless your constipated

The only time Im naked and on the toilet is when Im either about to get in the shower, or when I get out of the shower and then I have to go, I hate that too.

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

or when I get out of the shower and then I have to go, I hate that too.

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That's the worst.
When the seat gets wet... ugh... horrible feeling!

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

wtf? who STANDS?! that cant be sanitary. my ex used to get totally naked when he took a poo. for some reason guys tend to hold it in all day then take at least 10 minutes on the toilet later on. we ladies have an opportunity to poo everytime we pee.:hippy:

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i usually don't go for a few days... alot of times the act of shittin makes me wanna puke (i dunno why it always has) so i hold it in, so it builds up and i can get it out fast... o.0

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i usually don't go for a few days... alot of times the act of shittin makes me wanna puke (i dunno why it always has) so i hold it in, so it builds up and i can get it out fast... o.0

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lol..

3 gay men decided to eat one of these 3, erm.. his name was err.. bob, so they eat him and one gay man says to the other "hey whyd we just do that shit?".. so the other gay responds and says

"well i just wanted to see what its like having him pushed OUT of me instead"

yeah that was kinda lame joke

but this threads pretty fucked up in general LOL

My brother refuses to take a shit in a public washroom. He would rather be in pain than go take a shit. I prefer a public washroom, it gives me a chance to express myself using not only sound, but smell as well. I am proud of my creations that come from my body. It's beautiful actually.