Ditto! Big mistake getting married. Glad I am free now.Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
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Ditto! Big mistake getting married. Glad I am free now.Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
once you've make that particular mistake, you're never really free again.Quote:
Originally Posted by ericwt
Smoking a joint in a jail cell because it was in your sock and they missed it on the pat down... True story!!!
I believed her when she told me she was safe! HA! He's 12 now!
LOL
- Slow -
you are my hero. did you get caught? that would be a funny situationQuote:
Originally Posted by Skink
Jumping off a roof into a big pile of snow. Didn't realise the big pile of snow was half snow and half logs.
FUCKkkkkkkk !Quote:
Originally Posted by smokingskeleton
i hate high impacts on tree/logs... why the fuck does it hurt so bad? i mean i'd rather get hit by a 2x4 then a log of equal weight.. o.0
and i've had alot of bad ideas... shit, one time me and a friend thought it'd be a good idea to chunk this old R/C car i had (it was fuckin huge) up on to the overpass and see how bad a car would crush it (we weren't trying to hurt anyone or anything lol, just didn't quite think right..) so we chunk it up there... and we here tires screeching, never any impact tho... then we hear sirens... and we peek, and IT'S A FUCKING COP! he starts yelling at us to get over there and we take off running.. barely got away from him too... i never fucked around the freeways again either lol..
one time carrying over an ounce of bud, and quite a few sweets, me my brother and a couple of friends are going from the friends neighborhood to mine, which is seperated by a 8 lane freeway... instead of walking 4 blocks either way (i mean seriously, who the fuck wants to go all that far out of their way just to cross 8 lanes???) we just run across the center (like normal) cop sees us and throws on his lights... knowing we have weed and all face jail here (i was the only one legal to be carrying the blunts and i wasn't.. and we all had priors..) we burn the fuck off, take the hell off running, (the reason it's dumb now, cuz i realize the cop wouldn't have even serached us, he probably just woulda told us not to do that again) barely make it back to my house as we're watching the roads from in the house... there was atleast 3 cars looking for us...
the last one i'm not going to bother explaining the whole story (if you wanna know find the "what's the most dangerous thing you've ever done" thread) but daring a friend to go steal a car, then getting in it... barely got away from the cops that time too (technically we got caught, but becasue friend had warrants and took off running after the crash, and me and my brother stayed, we basicly talked our way out of facing charges on it.)
damn i must not be as unlucky with cops as i always think i am...
Dont use 2 quartesr as a roach clip you will blister your fingers.
rocket rollerskates, long story involving rollerskates and fireworks